Quote by GT
At first I was afraid, I was petrified..
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long, That I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should
have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have
known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a
prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only
joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I
will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's
and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a
cordless multispeed,
Go on now go, Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was
watching Gladstone run nude hash,  I should have asked for
confirmation,
Should have asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that
wee
winky thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to
stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.
(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up
your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!

Quote by Dave252
you know what they say about men with big or flashy motors..............

Quote by neilinleeds
i've wanting to respond to this for a while, but for once the writing of it escaped me. and then there's the shall i, shan't i post it . . . .
calista's right i think. time itself only heals because you learn coping strategies. whether that's remembering the good times, or going through total rage at the person for being selfish enough to die and leave you, whatever works at the time, and helps you move on through the stages of grief, and reach acceptance, is valid. it can be a damn long process.
last year was the 25th anniversary of my father's death. as it approached i found myself increasingly racked by hysterical sobbing. like i cannot tell you . . . i do not normally cry over it anymore, and couldn't understand why just one more anniversary had reduced me to that. i thought that was long past.
i had to go through a process of grief again, as an adult, and recover from it, again. whatever strategies i'd used to cope before had stopped working, and there it was, as raw as the day it happened. in fact worse, cos as an adult i understand the loss more than i did as a child, and had to learn adult coping with his loss, waiting to die as a 36 year old father of two and husband, every bit as much as my own loss of him.
i've run out of things to say . . . . .
n x x x ;-)

Quote by neilinleeds
sorry keith, you're entirely right.
i'm a bit short sighted you know. and a bit deaf. and a bit of a rubbish one handed typer, so when i saw "sulk in a dark corner" i actually thought you'd been one handed typing again, and it should have said "suck in a dark corner", so obviously i went off to have a little look, and then couldn't find me way out again, cos it was dark. and there weren't even a girlie there wanting a perfect pertness test, so it was a right waste of bloody time. bit of a one man blind mans buff, but i'm used to playin' on me own so it weren't so bad!
and yeah i am a bit sensitive about the Yorkshire thing, cos Leeds is about as non-swinging a place as you can get mate. even Buxton's better by all accounts. what happened to all that Premier City of the North rubbish. just ain't been the same since Labour lost so many seats. i blame the Liberals. and all the stuff they put in the water runs down the other side of the Pennines anyway, and i start to think i should be a Mancunian. can you imagine? i'm from bloody Leeds! never mind that there's some lovely Not So Busty's over there! they'd crucify here me for even having the thought! it's no wonder i'm letting the side down on the members fronts! i'm right pissed off mate and no mistake! when you move house can i come down and kip in the caravan? i'll do the teas and stuff for the day-trippers and what what have you. just a thought.
and have you heard that Little moaning ffs. make it up as we go along? well you couldn't make it up! stroppy cow. and she's a well busty as well. a bleedin' guest member ffs! it's all tits up mate and no mistake!
neilinleeds

Quote by Keith3006
P.S.
Chair and Committee,
I feel that i cannot volunteer my services to science and be an official feeler upper unless I am provided by the committee, a full and detailed programme of requirements, which would allow me to assess my experience and identify any additional educational requirements.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

Quote by New couple
please can we both be guests?? we're both rather appreciative, if that stands for anything!!!

Quote by RSAB2
Keith- cracking idea regarding the machines, but does the club need to think about some form of insurance against injury - i.e. trapped nipple or god forbid a severed one!
I don't want to sound like a killjoy but as an upcoming club I'm sure the last thing we need is an expensive compensation claim....
Maybe a "Club accepts no responsibility" sign would do the trick?
Any comments?
Mr RSAB2.