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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Falkirk

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Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Chair and Committee
I was sure that i had made myself perfectly clear in relation to the WBB's of the NSWBB club. The very notion of the hat being placed upon my nipples is really most amusing. To clarify, i have absolutely no objections to any members of the committee working on the issue for 30 mins at a time, indeed, feel free for individual members to have a go. No amount of gentle and tender massage would allow a hat to be hung from these paps!
I would imagine, and indeed look forward to substantiate my beliefs, that only nipples which are in a 90 degree or less angle, would pass this inititiation. Since mine are probably more into the 100+ degree angle, (due to childbearing, feeding and sheer wantonness as a teenager) this angle is well obtuse than acute.
In order to not appear completely and totally argumentative to the committee, might i suggest that an area be reserved for the WBB's where they could at least lie down or lay back to angle there cleavage to allow for the necessary angle.
I look forward to hearing your views on the above.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I have read this thread with much interest and have found myself sort of hicklety picklety about how i feel about it. I have decided to just write and allow you to make and draw your own conclusions.
Am i a female bi, or am i not. Right at this moment, no i'm not, if i was to go into the chatroom and a friend came in, then yes, i might be. I don't walk about the streets checking out the females cause usually i'm too interested in the males. My sexuality is forming and i hope that till the day i die, it will continue to form in whatever, shape or form.
Ideas that i initially THOUGHT repulsed me, were questioned when i was in a position to make them, not just a thought, but a reality. It then made me question the initial repulsion in the first place. If a mind is closed to a situation, or the mind shuts out possibilities to experience, of any description, not just sexual, then its quite sad really.
Not sad for the society, but sad for the individual, that they themselves have chosen to give up there own self power to the society within which it lives. A life expereince possiblity might never happen because of themselves.
Woman openly admit that they are bi, and are not chastised in any way by society, especially within the society of SH, and as some of you have said already, it is possitively encouraged. Positively encouraged by males, and agreed with by females, either bi or not.
We all have the right to be who the hell we want to be, to experience what we want, whenever we want without fear of ridicule or chastisement. That is an individuals right, not priviledge. If i want to be bi, i will be, if i don't, i won't. And because i have the above rights, i will choose when and if, i change my mind, and at what time i want.
Time never stands still, and the lives we had yesterday, are not the same as the ones we have today, so really what i am saying is, never close your minds off to anything at any time. Be as open to everything as you possibly can be.
As to those who feel that they have had to "admit" to something, i send you hugs and kisses, because your sexuality is your own business and feeling that your sharing experiences is an admission, and suggestive of a wrong doing, is just so beyond my comprehension.
I want to try everything, no boundaries. Only by being that way will i ever reach the point of knowing what i like, and what i don't. And providing I look after myself along the way, which is the responsible way of ensuring everyone's health and well being, then its my issue, and i would allow no one to intimidate or condemn me.
Condemnation is only possible from people with a closed mind, and effectively, there is no rationalising. But hey, thats cool too, that is there issue.!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
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Order ! Order ! Order!
Madam and Chair,
I have just returned from a weekend break and am appalled at what has been written in my absence. I have read some of the comments made by the committee and feel that i shall endevour, and indeed have to, stand up for the rights of the WBB's within the NSWWB organisation.
This will be carried out from tomorrow morning when i will be able to scrutinise, at length as to the depths of the bias towards the NSWBB.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
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Little
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It is with delight that I can answer the question without doubt, descrimination or bias.
Since i am a Scottish lass, all you people south of the border are great!!!!!! :mrgreen:
Love, hugs and kisses,
Little
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33 here and having fun!!!!
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Little
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Madam Chair, Committee and Hounourable Members,
Oh and little - I'm over ruling my commitee - you're in hun!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

I was delighted to hear that I have now been accepted as a Guest Member of the "not so busty club" by an over-ruling of the committee by your Madam Chair - Queen. Many thanks for that Madam Chair, it proves that we can indeed extend a hand of friendship to the more bustier, but nevertheless, feminine amongst us.
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Clare has been hard done by or rather she hasn't and I am going to try and save the thread of a mass nipple exit by appreciating her assets with the application of some warm oils a few aromatic candles and the best massage I can summon up so as to condition her boobies and prolong their gravity defying Clare I see you've dropped the pencil again..mmmmmmm more massage I think
Since my membership has been appoved, I would like to inform the committee that I find the above to be a most satisfactory situation, and since I am not adverse in any way to the above, I would like to offer my assistance by holding the massage oils, and ensuring that the correct temperature of the oils is maintained.
I would like it to be noted however, that I will in no way be held responsible for the aromatic candles, since I feel that the inclusion of the Fire Brigade on the said evening would be a delight and indeed offer a huge asset to the members.
If I can offer assistance to any members, please just let me know.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Madam Chair and the ever increasing committee,
neilinleeds wrote:
and it occurs to me we need to have clarification on the issue of perfect nipple pertness,
Hmmm...... just of the top of my head.......... how about using your hat...... if your hat can hang from each nipple for a standard set duration of say....... 30 seconds..... then they are deemed to be pert?

It has been brought to my attention that your committee is in no way sure if they swing to the left, or swing to the right. :swingingchair: Indeed, the organising of a piss up in a brewery seems almost beyond their co-operative capabilities. :cheers:
As a guest member and not a full member of the said organisation due to the size of my paps, sillyhwoar: i wish to know if all members will be required to undergo the above as part of the initiation. It appears that the criteria for membership is increasing quicker than your membership and i have to admit that in no way would i be able to fulfill the "chaple hat peg test".
I feel that the committee is being entirely unfair to the guest WBB's of the group and it is with great sadness that i feel i may have to be withdrawn from your membership. sad I am prepared to be withdrawn from slowly however allowing for changes to the member activities. bolt
A full body and balancing check, although appealing would seem more appropriate to the full members due to the nature of the paps in quesiton. :thumbup:
I look forward with anticipation on hearing your view on the above comments. :notes:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Keith3006
"Mr or Mrs Little when either of you correspond further"
Madam Chair and Mr Expert Feeler Upper,
I feel that yet more clarification on my memebership is duly required. No longer is it necessary to refer to myself on either a Mr or Mrs basis. This is entirely voluntary on the previous Mrs Little, and so reference to Little, is more than adequate in relation to all further correspondance.
There will be no need therefore for any examination to be carried out by Mr RSAB2 unless there are additonal and subsequent criteria for membership, when i would happy and eager to oblige. The aforementioned withstanding, please note that any help or assistance i can be to Mr RSAB2 would be offered without fee.
I do feel however, that this examination for all male members is indeed both necessary and crucial to the greater good of the organisation. I can appreciate the need to ensure that no sub-standard members member get through to the wider community.
I trust this offers a full and definitive clarification of some of the points raised.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little biggrin
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the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands

if it serves to clarify the point . . . i can confirm that Mrs little does indeed have mammary glands, and i have seen the evidence with my own eyes. foolishly i neglected to check them for size, feeling that was best left up to you, and i was not yet then installed as chewyness tester! they did seem rather outside the membership criteria though, hence the guest permit i asked for earlier.
hope that's cleared it up!
neil ;-)
Thank you Madam Chair, Mr Chewyness Tester, and Mr Expert Feeler Upper
I do hope that you now have full clarification on my reasons for wishing to join your organisation under the "I do have two nipples" catagory.
Not since i was 11 have i been referred to as "lacking evidence of actual mammary glands". I do feel i offered a misrepresentation of myself and that perhaps Mr Chewness Tester was indeed at an advantage to the nature of my request for membership. I would be happy to offer additional clarification to Mr Expert Feeler Upper, the chair, or indeed any other of your honourable members, at the next available munch.
Keith 3006
"on behalf of our guest membership who only get in by standing on their hands"
Could I also refer you to the statement above, and ask for confirmation, that this practise was introduced after my request for membership and that i will not be required to perform the above as part of the initiation ceremony.
I trust this helps to satisfy all the members and indeed mr RSAB2
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Where? where?
Damn, i missed it !! mad
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Little
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Mrs RSAB2, madam chair
Are applications to join your organisation still being accepted? If so, may i please put my name forward for membership on the grounds that i do indeed have two nipples.
Now i do realise, that on bust size, i might not fit your criteria exactly, but i feel, as i have the nick little, would it be possible to perhaps overlook some of the organisations red tape, on this occasion.
I am aware that discussion on this matter may be required with the secretary and so forth before a decision can be reached, but i would be more than happy and generally quite obliging, to come along for the meeting.
I look forward in anticipation to hearing the outcome of your position.
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I'm a bit of a newbie in the forum myself hun (well i am really), and have found it great fun sooooooo far! (I go to the chatroom frequently too, although my time seems to be more split)
They are all a great bunch of people in :swingingchair: Heaven. (A bit loon but fab!)
Have fun,
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Having only just found the forum, and slowly getting to grips with how it works, i do feel that i am at a distinct advantage!!!! :mrgreen: I met some of you, (neilinleeds, CQ, Angelchat and a couple of others whose names now escape this fragile mind) loon had a blether, :censored: and although i didn't get any fabulous, stupendous snogs passionkiss (one lives in hope), i now know who you are before reading your entries.!!! :smug:
Looking forward to getting to know the rest of you, for the Nottingham munch!!!!
Lots of love hugs, and kisses
Little
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Would plan B have anything to do with wearing a skirt next time? Thanks for sharing that experience, it really was hysterical. I feel its now joint favourite with Davidj's tale of his journey to the munch!!!!
Love hugs and kisses
Little
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Having made a note earliser on in this topic, and having had a chance to think (yes i do now and again), i wanted to add a little further.
You may all at your leisure either read, or skip, whichever you prefer is cool.
For those of you who are still reading, you have shown that an interest in the individual and there thoughts is important to merit further reading. If I, as a person, was to write total crap (which admittedly might be the case), then it is highly unlikely that in future posts you will bother with the interest. Is this not in itself the first step towards some sort of sexual chemistry? Now i don't mean, that you will all instantly warm to me, or indeed want to bed me (offers in a pm please biggrin ), the wavelength of the individual is an extremely important element, in what i think is chemistry. Have we all never come across someone who we feel we have known before?
If you aren't reading this, then i am sure that not only have you missed out on an extremely boring piece of writting, but, you have decided, that i did not offer an attraction to you in some way. It is only through then meeting and sussing each other through our body language and looks, will there be the possibility of the sexual chemisty. Not that it matters, cause if you arne't reading this, then you aren't here, and you are at an extreme disadavantage over those who have found this readable.
Yawn , yawn, maybe i shouldn't have finished that bottle after all.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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You mean you have never been carribeaned ????????????????
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little
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Just absoltely fantastic !!!!
Can't believe it has taken me so long to find it !!!!!
Oh, and the coffee is always on hand, if anyone would care to join me. biggrin
Lots of love, higs and kisses
Little
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As a 33 year old woman who has spent her entire life going round and round and round in circles, and only just realised why, making mistakes in life now feels like the best and most liberating experience ever.
If we don't learn a lesson the first time, it will come back again and again, and only until we change what we do in that experience will that be true learning.
My kids, now have soooo much freedom to make mistakes, to become who they were meant to become, no longer being moulded into what i think they should be. And when they do make a mistake, i now smile, offer a cuddle, even a shoulder to cry on, and just let them be. (Don't mistake this with pure lack of parental responsibility) I can't teach them there mistakes, only help in showing a path, or possiblity for future mistakes.
Wish i had the opportunity to rerun the last 13 and a half years. But hey, its the future that counts, not the past!!!!!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Blunt object, shaped a little like a......
a banana or a cucumber but more...................
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produced from his trouser pocket, a long..........
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Little
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What an interesting topic!!!! You certainly won' t get an intelligent answer from me, cuase i just don't have a clue!!!!
And i mean that quite sincerely, unless someone spells it out to me, i'm lost in the wonderment of illusion, anticipation and imagination.!!!!!
Bit of a shame really, if i told everyone i fancied, that i did fancy them, i would need to stay indoors, away from the general public, just to give myself a rest.!!!! Don't think i would need to buy batteries so often though. biggrin
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
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piercing which was on her left................
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Well apart from dry lips from kissing and sore arms from hugging
Oh and a sore bum from the slide Im fine.......I think rolleyes

VickyUK, i did try to warn you about the slide, but I think you must have been playing hide and seek! Since your bum is sore, can I at least offer to rub it a bit for you, just to make you more comfy! passionkiss biggrin wink
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
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STOP !!! Don't make me laugh !!!! I might cough, and it hurts ! lol
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Little
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