I'll go for "Going Home" by Randy Newman; but since nobody will have heard of it the point will be lost.
If that is the instrumental version,great song,takes me back a few years !
L.B
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little_bighorn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
UK
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While songs are floating about on the forums
I know this is morbid,but :
What songs do YOU want played at your funeral ?
Mine are Always on my mind - Willie Nelson
Angels - Robbie Williams
I will always love you - Whitney Houston
in no particular order !
Then a right good piss up for everyone there ! (if anyone turns up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
L.B
I know this is morbid,but :
What songs do YOU want played at your funeral ?
Mine are Always on my mind - Willie Nelson
Angels - Robbie Williams
I will always love you - Whitney Houston
in no particular order !
Then a right good piss up for everyone there ! (if anyone turns up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
L.B
Reminds me of a funny sketch on TV a few months ago (can't for the life
of me think what the programme was called)
The guy keeps asking his missus for anal,day after day,week after week
Eventually she says to him one night (think it was his birthday) got a special treat for you tonight showing you the guy lay on the bed full of anticipation
Eventually she walks in with a bloody great strap-on
The look of horror on his face was a classic
L.B
of me think what the programme was called)
The guy keeps asking his missus for anal,day after day,week after week
Eventually she says to him one night (think it was his birthday) got a special treat for you tonight showing you the guy lay on the bed full of anticipation
Eventually she walks in with a bloody great strap-on
The look of horror on his face was a classic
L.B
I have just been talking to someone who has been up Blackpool
for the weekend
One night they went into a pub/club where there was a guy doing a Chubby Brown
act,nothing wrong with that although it's not everyones cup of later on in the act
he had got some sort of equipment that could go into anyones bluetooth phone,if it was switched on,and brought up pictures and video's on to a screen off the being
technically minded don't know how this is done but could be a bit embarrising !
They said the funniest part was people trying to switch their phones off before being "zapped"
Has anyone else seen this act ?
L.B
for the weekend
One night they went into a pub/club where there was a guy doing a Chubby Brown
act,nothing wrong with that although it's not everyones cup of later on in the act
he had got some sort of equipment that could go into anyones bluetooth phone,if it was switched on,and brought up pictures and video's on to a screen off the being
technically minded don't know how this is done but could be a bit embarrising !
They said the funniest part was people trying to switch their phones off before being "zapped"
Has anyone else seen this act ?
L.B
Like others have said,depends on its a quicky with mrs L.B (at her request) can be 4-5 mins. Give me a few pints of lager,don't matter who the partner is can keep going until that partner is satisfied.
Got to admit though girls,there is nothing more embarrising for us fellows than being with new partner for the first time and shooting your load almost before you've started
L.B
Got to admit though girls,there is nothing more embarrising for us fellows than being with new partner for the first time and shooting your load almost before you've started
L.B
Hi Sheddy
Good luck to you mate,I got the tea shirt !!!
Just a thought,if she's going up to the BMW garage,point her in the direction of the M5,then you can always borrow it now and again and again and though if like me you can't afford one,its worth it just for the test drive ,what a machine !
Happy hunting
L.B
Good luck to you mate,I got the tea shirt !!!
Just a thought,if she's going up to the BMW garage,point her in the direction of the M5,then you can always borrow it now and again and again and though if like me you can't afford one,its worth it just for the test drive ,what a machine !
Happy hunting
L.B
Hi pepilephew
Although I have only been to Atlantis in Stoke,I think the general rule is the same in all clubs,and that is you only do what you want,when you want with whom you want and no means NO !
If this rule is at all abused, (usually by single guys)then just report it to the proprietors and the culprits will be sorted
Have fun
L.B
Although I have only been to Atlantis in Stoke,I think the general rule is the same in all clubs,and that is you only do what you want,when you want with whom you want and no means NO !
If this rule is at all abused, (usually by single guys)then just report it to the proprietors and the culprits will be sorted
Have fun
L.B
Worst ones gotta be where the womans licking everyone else's fingers,yucky
(can't think what its advertising) or the one a while ago where the women were
singing with their mouth's full,what an example to kids !!!!!!!!!!!!
New one for Vauxhall twin-top with George Formy song is good
And the one for M & S with Twiggy,she's more gorgeous now than 30 years ago
L.B goes off for a w--k thinking about her
L.B
(can't think what its advertising) or the one a while ago where the women were
singing with their mouth's full,what an example to kids !!!!!!!!!!!!
New one for Vauxhall twin-top with George Formy song is good
And the one for M & S with Twiggy,she's more gorgeous now than 30 years ago
L.B goes off for a w--k thinking about her
L.B
