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little_bighorn
6 days ago
Straight Male, 70
UK

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Hi

Any couples want a discreet comfortable place to fuck in Stoke-on-Trent

69 male, clean wants to watch and perhaps join in

Due to wifes illness not had sex (other than a wank lol) for 6 years

My ideal scenario would be to have sloppy seconds as used to love it when wife used to play years ago !

Am open to any other suggestions !

All done with wifes consent

LB

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Hi
Appologies if this has already been mentioned
Has anyone else had problems getting into chatrooms the last day or two ?
L.B
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Any couples in Stoke-on-Trent want to be accomodate Saturday night
Will only watch unless asked to do anything else
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Anything with children, partically the one with the obnoxious kid who'll only take a dump at his mates house. lock the little sod under the satirs and let him sit in his own stroppyness.
also, perfume ads, they're all different but the same, i can spot em a mile off but don't have a clue what'brand' any of them are for....pointless self indulgence :doh:
err, i shall exit this thread before i start ranting bolt

Got to agree meaty
When that little brat says "I want to do a poo at Pauls"
I could throw somthing at the telly mad
L.B
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Quote by blonde
He is awful!! He is just as bad in real life as he is on the TV/DVD etc.
So it's a NO from me.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Beg to differ blonde
Met him once after a show and not once did he swear
It is an ACT on stage
But in answer to the original question,don't think Mrs LB would fancy shagging him !!!!!!
L.B
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Lucozade - best hangover cure there is. You need to get rehydrated again with something to get the salt and sugar back into your system.
Then a cooked brekkie followed by some fresh air
I learned this the hard way at the bike rallies redface

With you all the way with that Sassey :thumbup:
L.B
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Quote by kentswingers777
I remember very clearly when the smoking ban was first talked about.
The Government or the Health Department, clearly stated it would NOT be a blanket ban. I always thought it would be, that was just a smoke screen to gauge peoples reactions.
Whatever happened in this country about choice? Where is the smokers choice? Other than to be herded into a corner like lepers, or out into the cold.
I always thought there would be a few pubs that allowed smoking, until the Government did exactly what it said it would not do, and impose a blanket ban.
Pubs are no longer the places they were. We both smoke and apart from two swinging socials, we have not been into a pub. I would rather sit at home, watching my LARGE telly, and being able to smoke, rather than have to go outside every whatever minutes to have a smoke.
The smoking ban has without doubt contributed to a lot of pubs downfalls. This Government will not be happy it seems, until all the pubs have vanished. They put obstacles in the way of running a pub, and this ban has only made a lot of landlords realise, they have no future.
The rights and choices of smokers has been taken away, which whilst I agree that smoking should not be allowed in eateries, a blanket ban was uncalled for, and the demise of the British pub is fast leaving our shores. Only a few will remain in a few years.
IF there were a few pubs that gave the customer the choice to either smoke or not, that would give people the choice to enter those pubs or not. As it stands they are quick to take my 85% tax on my fags but.....will not give me anything in return.
As somebody said earlier about banning them. They preach morals, they preach about peoples health but....quick to take our money. A massive ammount of tax per year. I wonder how many billions they take each year in tax, yet on the other hand preach about the dangers. Hypocrits.

Totally agree Kent
But got to admit,not bought fags in this country for 20 years,as with fuel this government are too greedy
with the tax they impose on to think of it
they are just a greedy,incompetent shower of wankers
FULL STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L.B
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While some people keep on saying the closures of
all these pubs every week is due to the cheap booze
in supermarkets,I tend to agree to some extent,but
whichever way you look at it the bulk of these closures have come since the smoking ban was enforced.
Supermarkets have had cheap booze for YEARS
I can understand that people who don't smoke
like to be in a smoke free atmosphere.
In Spain they cater for both Smokers and none smokers,
if the bar is less than 100 sq mts they can choose but
have to put a sign up outside to that my way
of thinking this should satisfy both customers and
staff as everyone has the choice !
L.B
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
iPhone ... swear my mine, but I do use most of the functions on it smile
is it reet on the iphone ya cant forward texts ?
Wouldn't know how to send a text,let alone forward one redface
L.B
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Not at the end of the film I know,but when Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore stand either side of the door
and "Unchained Melody" is playing in the background
in Ghost,it sure brings a lump to the throat and tear
to the eye for me,always reminds me of loved ones that have passed away ! sad
L.B
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Quote by hell1970
I have loads of shoes and boots, but for some reason i just cant get my head around shagging in them. I mean i love to use my legs and feet when getting down to the deed, and im worried id hurt someone with wearing them. rolleyes

Got to say Mrs Hell,wouldn't even feel the pain if
you were wearing those boots you got on in your pic redface
Stunning though !!!
L.B
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Hope you don't mind me saying Sassey,but your
avatar's certainly come in handy for a crafty
D.I.Y when I'm on me own redface
L.B
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Yes,Catherine Zeta Jones does it for me every time
Come to think of it Jane MacDonald does it for
me as well,don't know why,must be the sexy Yorkshire
accent confused
L.B
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Saw one a while back around our way,think it was on a Merc, 130 LOX with the 1 & 3 closed up
L.B
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Jayne Mansfield near Tower Bridge,the week before
she was so tragically killed in a car what
a woman
L.B
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Hi Medic
Thanks for that info,did put search on and come up with nothing,still a good story though !
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Has anyone seen the story of Christian the lion on
youtube,what a heartwarming story for the new year !
Perhaps there is one of you guys out there who could
transfer it onto here,I'm useless with that techno stuff,so any other of you animal lovers could enjoy it ?
L.B
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Pity someone didn't shoot the bastard when he
was in Afganistan last week mad Him and his cronies
couldn't organise the proverbial piss up in a
brewery.
It appears this week he has given £6 million pound
to Pakistan to counteract terrorism (which will probably be used for exactly the opposite) but cannot
find extra money for pensioners,health service and
other worthwhile causes
What pisses me off more than anything is the Air Ambulance has to be COMPLETELY self funding.
The sooner we get this load of tossers out,the better
L.B
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It does in Spain if the bar is under 100 sq mts.
They can have the choice for smoking or non-smoking,
but have to display a sign outside.
They could easily have done that here,everyone including staff and customers alike would then have the choice which establishments to go in
L.B
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M8-me wrote about banning "duty free" fags.
All fags bought in euroland are DUTY PAID and in Spain are still less than half the price they are in this country (with freebies as well if you buy bulk !)
All this "allowances" bollocks off this government
is crap if they are for your own consumption.
This bloody government want it all there own way,
ALL of the time
L.B
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Remy Martin mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Although can't drink as much as I used to be able to,
must be an age thing sad
L.B
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Two things would give me the most pleasure :
Buy a big piece of land near to the local hospital
so that the staff can park free of charge
Give a BIG donation to the Air Ambulance Trust.
I think its bloody disgusting that this so called government of ours give away OUR money to other
countries and other waste of space causes,yet this
organisation have to be self supporting mad
L.B
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Is there any ladies who fancy going to the Atlantis Club in Stoke one Friday or Saturday night ?
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Gonna stick me neck out here and say Hamilton will
get a podium finish,especially if it rains
Webber could do well also !!!
L.B
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Just wondered what other people think of this programme ?
Me and Mrs LB think it's hilarious,but after having said that she can't stand the "C" word,but still pisses herself laughing at it confused Typical woman !!!
Have recently bought the boxed set and have watched it a couple of times since,if only to see Rebecca behind the bar,them gorgeous lips are made for giving blow jobs !!!!!!!
L.B
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What I wouldn't give to swap places with Micheal
Douglas for a night, having Catherine Zeta all to meself,__________________HEAVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Any fems or couples want sexy fun tonight in
Stoke-on-Trent tonight
Can accomadate
Willing to watch or join in,whichever you want