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little_bighorn
6 hours ago
Straight Male, 70
UK

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Warming the Bed
Looking for a single fem or straight couple to
have sexy fun with Saturday afternoon or night
in Stoke-on-Trent area
If couple, happy to watch or join in
Can Accomodate
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Couple going to Majorca next week.
Any other couples fancy meeting for a drink and possibly more ?
L.B
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Got a new laptop at home (as opposed to work)
When I try to log on with user name and password,
wiil not log on and tries to get me to join up as a
new user
Anyone help ?
L.B
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Hi Jags
Can symperthize with you,have done the same myself
Malters are soooooooooooooo moorish,they should be banned.
L.B
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As a schoolboy,many years ago saw Jayne Mansfield
at the Tower of London and got her autograph
A week later she was killed in a car accident !
L.B
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Hi Kiss
Hope you have a wonderful day off (lucky so and so)
and manage to get a meet with someone (sure your inbox
will be full)
Go easy on the vino !!!
L.B
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Hi kaz_allen
Missus won't go to swingers clubs,but still have a laugh and good
horny fun at Queens and drinks are reasonable price.
L.B
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I vote Dammie for minister of transport
When he's on his travels he can report in on any problems,incidents etc,
or better still any sexual goings on that us pervs should know about !!!
L.B
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Any ladies or couples up for sexy fun in stoke
area tonight or tomorrow night'
Meet for drink first,see how things go
L.B
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Bought a Tom Tom 500 12 months ago
As well as numerous detinations found in UK with no problem,it has
also taken me to addresses in Holland,Germany and France,right to
the doorway.
It also picks out thousnds of hotels,ferry terminals,car parks etc as
well as having free speed camera warning download.
Would definitley recomend it (although I think new version is 510)
L.B
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Hi
53 yr old male looking for a female companion (from the midlands area) to accompany me
to Mallorca for a free long weekend in the next few weeks.
Age not an issue,but would like a fun loving lady who is up for some adult fun while there
Check my profile and reply by pm
L.B
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Was watching an old episode of family fortunes early hours
of this morning (sad bastard I know) and all the contestants
had got what looked like a swinging heaven logo on their name badges
Is someone not telling us something or has the site got THAT popular
L.B
p.s hope Les Dennis' ex missus joins mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hi Sheddy how you doing ?
Favourite has got to be Asda's Extra Special soft caramel chocolates mmmmmmmmmm
L.B
P.S Tell P.K Asda also sell them Belgium chocs as well !
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First single was "Hey you got to hide your love away" by Silkie
First LP was "Sergeant Peppers" by the Beatles (still in perfect nick)
LB
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Bought some shower gel last week,can't remember the
name of it,but it said on the bottle something like "feels like
a shower of refreshing peppermints).
Initially it smelt nice,felt good THEN,it ran down onto and into my
arse,f**************cking hell,did it SMART.
Thinking it still needed using,didn't mention it to Mrs L.B
When she went for a shower,all I heard was f*************cking hell,
what the f*ck's this,me arse and fanny's on fire.
So after a right bollocking,needless to say have now gone back to usual gel
L.B
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Is there any ladies in the Stoke area would like to go to
the Atlantis club Saturday night ?
52 yr old male,clean,discreet would like a female to accompany
him to the club this Saturday night.
Could go for meal/drink first,then if all goes well,to the club after
Any ladies interested check my profile and mail me !
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Hi Firelizard,excellant subject
You'd have to be bloody brave (or hard) to carry out your fantasy today brrrrrrrrrrr
My fantasy is to do a Kate Winslett and Leo whatisname over the front of a bloody
great cruise ship with Mrs L.B (or any willing participant)
Never been brave enough (or pissed enough) yet,but one day you never know !!!!!
L.B
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Hi Sarah
Used to deliver reels of paper to newspaper companies
These would well fit your needs
Perhaps you could scrounge a piece before it is cut up into newsprint
L.B
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Only been once, to Patong,but absolutley loved it !
The hospitality of the people there has got to be seen to be believed
Hope to go back there at least once when funds allow
Still got the phrase "YOU SUCKY SUCKY,FUCKY FUCKY" ringing in my ears
even though I had got Mrs L.B in tow,although she thought it was bloody hilarious
L.B
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Hi Dawny
Now I know where these stories come from when they say
"Shot GALLONS of cum" :shock:
With my "contribution",think Id better go and hide or better still,
go and join a monastry !!!!!!!!!!
L.B
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Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
After two and a half years of untold misery,banging of head on steering wheel,
and generally being pissed of with queing for hours on end, the roadworks on the Stoke ring road have finally been finished (well,enough to let traffic flow through anyway)
L.B
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Hi wxmcpl
A lot depends on what you want out of your holiday !
Do you want a relaxing time or a lively time ?
Do you like the sun ?
Do you like the beach ?
How much do you want to spend ?
I think people will be able to give you more advice with a bit more detail
Can I suggest if you have a reasonable amount to spend and are not frightened of
water,try a can have a relaxing time or find plenty to do both onboard or
ashore,get up when you want and generally do what you want when you want
If you want any more details about cruising,please don't hesitate to ask
Hope this helps
L.B
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Thanks for that one rising,youv'e just made me day,but
got to clean me sticky keyboard up now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L.B
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If we are on to shaggable tv techs,got to be
Glynys Barber (with THOSE eyes) in errrrrrrrrrrr (memory blank)
with that yank bloke
L.B
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Got to agree with wxmcpl.
John Thaw as Morse was was brilliant
Also liked Life on Mars,just wish the coppers today could
deal with some of todays SCUM like they did in them 1973
L.B