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and lou's a BIG fan of mickey..................oh and littleme..................
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Aawwww shucks!!!
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by Katien_n_John
Woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo
I started a thread that went to 2 pages :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Must be getting better
Can I take some credit for that please?
It had been ignored today until I made the page 2 posting!!!
How's your Top 10 going John?
I can't seem to get much further than HornyRed at the moment!!!
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Quote by tanglewood72
well, nice to see some people down this way up for a lil outdoor get-together, although to be fair Tounger, i dont think you can say 'at last..' about anything being as how you only joined SH today!
dont forget ppl, this is still at the idea stage, but i'll be giving it serious thought during the week - watch this space as they say!!
Ian
I've got relatives in East Grinstead so I might be able to blag somewhere to crash for the night. If so, would you allow a traveller from Ooop Narth to gate-crash?
If 'Yes' then all I can say Ian is, 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond' :thumbup:
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Quote by bailiffs
hi people,
i doesnt seem as though theres many derbyshire people around here????if you are interested view our add n let us know!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wish i lived in Derby! :cry:
Bloody typical ain't it?
I do sodding live in Derbyshire but I'm not what you're looking for. :doh:
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Quote by Katien_n_John
FFS, what are you people like? ……………. What is it you are trying to do to ordinary lecherous people like us? Huh? go on,………. explain!
Every time we fall in love with an avatar, some bugger comes along and changes it. WTF is that all about?
We hear so much talk about being for real on here, so many people swinging that lamp (lol) surely its not too much to ask ?????????
Like there is one particular MOD that makes us cream every time we see the avatar, (but we wont mention any names)
Then there was a couple who’s avatar really got us going…………….. Changed????
Then there was a fem who is responsible for at least 3 orgasms ………………… Changed?????
OH Katie just said if ******** doesn’t put his avatar back to what it was she’ll never cyber with him again ???
Just a thought really………………. And no we do not own a billygoat or a bridge OK?
Sorry to disagree with you Katie n John but the more the avatars are changed the better as far as I'm concerned. Especially when it's the ladies putting up different pictures of themselves.
hwoar:The more pictures we can see of them the better.
I'm such a sad git that I might even compile my Top 10 of current avatar pictures!!!
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Sorry to drag up an old thread but proof Sod's Law exists & is working in Derbyshire.
How often do you check there is toilet paper in a public loo before having a dump and have to go to another cubicle because there isn't any?
For me the answer is never. There is always loo paper in the holder when I check.
But Sod's Law states that when you don't check if there is paper there won't be any!!!
As I found out today. :cry: :doh: 
How often do you check there is toilet paper in a public loo before having a dump and have to go to another cubicle because there isn't any?
For me the answer is never. There is always loo paper in the holder when I check.
But Sod's Law states that when you don't check if there is paper there won't be any!!!
As I found out today. :cry:
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Quote by seagull69
Would like to say well done to ex Brighton man Zamora
I'd like to say "Well done" to fans of Southend, Sheff Weds & West Ham for getting promotion this weekend. :thumbup:
But especially "Well done" to James Toseland for getting back on track in World Superbikes at Silverstone yesterday!!!
Any bike racing fans out there watch it, either live or on TV?
What a sportsman. What an athlete.
If you ladies haven't seen him then start watching WSB 'cos he's so fit & good looking that if I were a girl I'd be doing what excited girlies do (whatever that might be?!!!
)P.S. Sorry to hijack this thread.
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Quote by Maia
Why not just keep your arse up high & your head down low?
Then at worst it'll just be your tits getting slapped by his 'bowling balls in a sock'-like testacles!!!
You seem to have some knowledge on this matter, littlemee....
I have knowledge on lots of matters my dear.......it's putting that knowledge into practice that I seem to struggle with.
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Quote by Maia
Personallyi prefer ones that don't end up slapping me in the face when adopting the doggy position...
Some people are so fussy!!!
Why not just keep your arse up high & your head down low?
Then at worst it'll just be your tits getting slapped by his 'bowling balls in a sock'-like testacles!!!
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Quote by Maia
Think I am a little tired and you know that feeling when work follows you home far too often?
Sneak off early when works not looking and it might get the hint that you don't want it to go home with you.
Be prepared for some tough times though as it's harder than it sounds 'cos that work is a persistent little bugger.
I've tried it a few times myself but it always manages to wangle its way in the door.
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Quote by Racamoe
Hi, Sorry if tis question seems sily to some but here goes
Do cocks struggle to get harder as they get older ?
I read somewhere that this is the case, but i havent been with anyone over the age of 35( not that im agesist) so didnt have the practical to back up the theory
x
Hopefully the 'Age / Cock Hardness Struggle' graph is an exponential curve with the greatest rate of decline being over the age of about 70 when I won't give a shit!!!
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Quote by bigDewi69
We went out with each other 3 years, she's the only person I been with until I joined here. We split back in January after we realised that our relationship wasn't going anywhere and it was boring, tedious humdrum. Plus she didn't fancy me and was lusting after others.
And now she suddenly fancies you again?
If you want her in your life you have to put up with all the baggage associated with your partner. I know you're not married but as the saying goes 'For better & for worse' still applies. If you don't want her in your life then let her know & stay friends.
Quote by bigDewi69
But, tonight, after a nice day spent together, we decided to take the plunge and give things a try again. My concerns are that as she's got a potentially life threatening operation in a few weeks/months time, she's only giving things a shot because she wants someone to be there for her (something she actually said) and so that she's not alone. Also, that once she's feeling strong again as she's really depressed, she won't want to be with me as we did depend heavily on each other for reassurance and support last time.
Maybe you could always just give her the support she needs to see her through this and then decide what happpens next. Stick or twist when these extra complications are not in the way.
Quote by bigDewi69
Im aware that what we're doing isn't really in my best interests as it's gonna invariably end with me getting headfucked somehow, but I'm thinking with my little brain and giving in to my needs and wants.
If you can foresee the detrimental affect it will have on you then try to plan to minimise the "headfucking" or just go in far enough to be able to decide "Woah, this is enough I'm off" if needs be.
Probably not much help but good luck to ya & especially to your lady & her operation.
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Quote by cu3b4ll
A woman I work with thinks she is a bit of a mystic and she has put a bet on that it will be 100C on Aug 18th!!!
The boiling point of water :shock:
Maybe not
:doh: I'm not used to this metric thingummy-jig just yet!!!!
I mean 100F.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Quote by acetates
even i'd give it a go with him(im a straight male) if he PROMISED to put money into my beloved port vale football club,id bend over backwards to please and would also do the definite no no....robbie you can p@ss all over me anytime lololol (watersports)
acetates
the futures black n white (if robbie p@sses on me )
Did I read or hear somewhere that Robbie is a Stoke fan?!!!
I might be wrong, but if I'm not then there's not much chance of Vale getting anything off him.
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A woman I work with thinks she is a bit of a mystic and she has put a bet on that it will be 100C on Aug 18th!!!
I've only known her 2 weeks so I don't know how good she is at seeing things!!!
She's a funny sort & I feel very uncomfortable talking to her about things so I don't think I'll be getting much more info in the future to help you. Sorry!
I've only known her 2 weeks so I don't know how good she is at seeing things!!!
She's a funny sort & I feel very uncomfortable talking to her about things so I don't think I'll be getting much more info in the future to help you. Sorry!
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Quote by Maia
I think I am working on the assumption that some men say that by having a foreskin, the head of the penis is more sensitive than someone who is circumsized....
I was circumsised fairly late in life (relatively) and the sensitivity of the head of my penis has not appreciably changed.
It didn't take any getting used to, not having a foreskin.
But maybe my head was just unsensitive all along?!!!
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Quote by Sexysteph
LittleMee you miss the point yet again
Single guys/fems can like to have multiple partners - they are NOT hurting anyone and therefore not cheating on anyone. They have MADE NO COMMITMENT to another . Therefore if they are consenting then they are classed as swingers.
Many swingers actually take time to get to know each other before dropping their pants and shagging - there is a social side to swinging as well as the shagging. Thats where Naughtynymphos was coming from - I believe. Yes there are couples on here that go to Swinging clubs where they sometimes play with single guys not necessarily in the same room BUT they do it with CONSENT of the respective Partners. That is because THEY are SWINGERS (Notice a theme here about consent)
There are a lot of newer members on here that seem to believe that the site is a quick shag site - Many a time they have had regular members post helpful links to assist them to settle down and see the site for the community it has become. I still have many pms from newbies who I have posted to even tho they are hundreds of miles from me. Some of them I have actually met at different gatherings - some of them I call friends.
In Sharron's situation she was brave enough to say to a bunch of strangers that she was attached and that she was on the site without his consent and that he would be Mad if he found out. I still maintain that he WILL find out - what happens then?
I was not being judgemental of anyone just asking people to put themselves in the position of Sharrons partner and how he might be feeling when he does find out. I am sorry that you took the hypothetical to mean it was about YOU it was not. It was purely a hypothetical to make one think based on a real time revelation.
Steph :wink:
Steph, I don't think I am missing the point and I think it's pretty condescending of you to say that.
Some singles might be just looking for a quick shag.
Some may find it some may not.
It doesn't mean all are and no-one should be castigated.
Likewise our reasons for doing things.
I was just pointing out Sharron might have her reasons but she is being criticised before they are known.
Finally, I didn't take your hypothetical to mean me, I was merely using myself as an example to point out the inadequacies in your hypothetical case.
Sometimes I think I'm not the only one that keeps missing the point but I wouldn't accuse people of that because there are a multiplicity of views and understanding others is what it is about. Whether you agree with them or not.
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Quote by Maia
Just out of interest, does the actual size of the clitoral hood enhance or lessen the sensation of manual or oral stimulation? Not asking for specifics here so don't feel you need to describe your anatomy.
Isn't this a bit of an unanswerable question as most clitoral hoods would have remained the same size throughout the owners life so comparisons might be difficult to make.
Or am I missing something?
