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25 Jun 2005

Quote by jackdusty121
I have to lose weight for medical reasons so no chance of staying the weight I am (and I'm not "too" bad).

C x

if thats you in your avator pic then you dont need to lose anything you look dam sexy biggrin

biggrin

sharron
Yep. I'll second that :D
If your avatar pic is your current size then I would seriously question that medical advice!!!
Don't wanna be too personal Calista, and ignore me if you like, but what is your current height & weight?
Have you checked if this medical person is talking sense by looking at 'Ideal Weight For Height' charts?

25 Jun 2005

Sorry Rob, I'm not in a position to give you any advice but I'd love to know how you found out they were swingers?
And good luck for tonight. I hope you all enjoy each other.

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
Littleme... i thought i was the only person in the world that liked crash test dummies... i think its a fab album

Shit! There are two of us?!!!!
I thought Iwas the only one!!!
But I bet I'm not the only one that wants gands to keep her hands still in that avatar!!!!!!
Still and down!!! silly

silly

hwoar:

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Best concert for me was Bowie at Town and Country Club in Leeds. I just love the smaller venues when you are closer the stage.

On the smaller venues theme, some of the best gigs I've been to were at the old Marquee when it was in Wardour St. It was a tiny place but bloody brilliant.
Pallas were the absolute business there one Christmas in the mid 80's.
Also Pendragon were bloody good.
Dumpy's Rusty Nuts were regulars at the Marquee for a while and they always put on a good show & the crowd were mad.
But my best ever concert was my first......Quo at Hammersmith when I was 14 in 1979. My ears buzzed for days and my neck ached for weeks!!!!
Worst concert was Counting Crows at the Albert Hall!!!!
The wife wanted to go but even she was pissed off by the crowd, the venue, the band, everything.
What a bore!!!!

23 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
I'm just going to sit here quietly, and await Vix's arrival..... oh this should be fun... can I take pictures of the mutilated corpse that was Jason H????

You don't think she'll take pity on him 'cos he's a newbie?!!! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

23 Jun 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I'm building a compilation of dark tracks, which make me as horny as hell, and would like some recommendations.
So far I have
The Cure, 'Burn' from The Crow soundtrack
U2, 'Love me touch me thrill me kiss me'
Filter and the Crystal Method, 'Trip like I do'
INXS will get in there, but not sure which one yet, as will more Cure, and I know I have plenty of other good tracks I can sift through.
Get the gist of what gets me off? Good, cos anyone who suggests Prince will be shot at dawn!
Venusxxx

Shit!
Showing my age or my un-trendiness but not heard any Muse or Placebo. Filter and the Crystal Method? Not even heard of these!!!
Bearing this in mind I'm not sure if I have 'got the gist' but, for what it's worth Venus, here are some (probably crap) recomendations from littlemee. How about something from............
Soundgarden's 'BadMotorFinger' album
or any Lou Reed
the Red Hot Chilis
Crash Test Dummies - 'God Shuffled His Feet' has some mellow stuff (I think)
or Sophie B Hawkins 'Tongues & Tails' (some sounds horny to me anyway)
anything by The Doors (surely Jim Morrison's voice must do something for you?!!!)
and finally, how about
The Black Crowes' 'Shake Your Money Maker'. 'She Talks To Angels' makes me feel good.
Sorry if you think all these are shit but at least I tried.

23 Jun 2005

Don't get me talking about bikes.....you'll never shut me up!!!
I love 'em. Started riding when I was 4 on an NSU Quickly my older brother got.
Since then never been without a bike.
Can't list all the models I've had but some of the finest have been (in no particular order)
Yamaha XS1100, XJR1200
Honda CBR600, Transalp
Suzuki SV650, GSX550
Kawasaki GPZ550, KLR650
Morini 3 and a half Sport (two of the luvverly little buggers)
Guzzi V50 Monza
Laverda Montjuic
Ducati Silverstone 250
Sorry Vix & all you Harley riders but I've never got the Harley thing.
And I can't stand the look of those shitty Jap custom wanna-be Harleys!!! Sorry.
Undoubtably my BEST biking experience was racing at the IoM in '94 & '95 in the Manx GP on a CBR600.
Fucking awesomeis the only way to describe it!!!!!!!!!
I don't care what anyone says about riding fast on the public roads PLEASE take my word for it that it just don't compare to flat out down Bray Hill or trying to get the Verandah right or the buzz of Kirk Michael!!!!!!!!!
EPIC!!!! Fucking epic!!!!
Sorry about the expletives & the "!!!!!" but how else can I exclaim how fucking brilliant racing a bike on the IoM is?!!!!!!!!!

10 Jun 2005

Morning sex. Afternoon sex. Night sex.
Frankly, I don't care what time of day it is.
If I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood!!! lol

lol

If a lovely lady was in bed with me and started toying with my bits at 7 o'clock in the morning I can't imagine I'd say...........
"It's far too early in the morning for that sort of bevaviour. Can't you wait 'til 11?"!!!! :lol:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
:shock: You guys do housework?

Some of us even cook ANDput the toilet seat back down!!! :shock:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Horous
I read an article in the Daily Mail today ( see I am almost intelligent) where a number of women confessed to doing their house work in the nude.
Now I wish to know is this a frequent occurance, and do many of you do the same thing?
John

Quote by seagull69
I would like to add that my remark wasn't sexist but as I only work 3 days a week (Mind you they are 14 hour shifts). I am a bit of a house husband and no I don't do it in the nude. I think doing the Ironing naked could cause serious damage for us males

After reading all these posts it looks like the Daily Mail have found another scoop that will shock the nation (not!!!).
It seems from SH members comments that most of the population do the house work in the nude & while I've been on my own I do mine as nature intended as well.
This is mainly because, like Misschief, I splash the bleach about too much when doing the bathroom, I get far too sweaty if I was wearing anything doing the dusting & hoovering and I love just to have things swinging around freely anyway.
I'm really careful with my iron so no problems there so far but the big hazard is stir-frying anything while naked!!!
Watch that oil when you sling the chicken or veg in the wok!!!
OUCH!!!

5 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
just wondered if anyone has seen Maia this w/e? She seems conspicuous by her absense in here :shock:
just hoping she's ok
xx J

PM'ed her this morning and she was OK then so don't panic John.
I did make her swoon so maybe she is off recovering!!! wink

wink

Some women are easily pleased. lol

lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell, you saw me peeking, didn't you?
There's a thread somewhere that theorises that belly button fluff is always blue I was just testing the theory. Honest, that's why I was looking through your curtains when you were getting undressed :twisted:

Of course mine's blue. It's always blue. Everyone's is blue!!!
You should of tapped on the window. I would of let you in for a closer look. :shock:
I didn't do anything I might be ashamed of if you mentioned it on here did I? surprised

surprised

ops:

3 Jun 2005

What's a Zip code? Mine undoes without any security devices being needed.
And why tell the FBI when it'll be quicker to call the police? (on second thoughts.......!!!)

3 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Is your belly button fluff blue by any chance?

Have you been looking?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Maia
Maia reconsiders letting Oni loose on her cat's lush underbelly fluff lined drawer... :shock: :shock:
:P :P

My drawers lined with belly button fluff, which isn't very lush but it is plentiful so it seemed a shame to let it go to waste.

3 Jun 2005

Quote by kneedowndeano
Going to do a track day on the Indy track

Yeah, go for it!!!
Darkies coming out of Clearways? (Man speak, honest ladies!!!) lol

lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by nfcrowley2k5
i love tem on a woman as it is a ver sesetive part of the body

Hee hee. You type like I speak after one too many beers. drinkies

drinkies

lol

3 Jun 2005

For little old me, it's not so much what ankle chains look like or represent but what they say about the ladies wearing them.
It seems that only ladies who are confident about how their legs look will wear an ankle chain. Adorning your leg with some attention grabbing jewellery only appears to be done by ladies who are comfortable about how their legs appear.
A lady who is comfortable about herself is a happy & confident lady.
So ankle chains are definitely sexy 'cos the lady is sexy.
I love seeing an ankle chain 'cos it draws my attention even more.
Yep, I admit, I'm a leg-man. lol

lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Hi
stick a tash on and you could be a younger, better looking version of wossisname off Sky Sports

Who you talking about, Deano or Maia?!!! lol

lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Maia
Clear now?

As mud!!! But enough about your pussy......you've hijacked another thread. Poor Oni!!!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Sorry, showing my ignorance here, but what is a spatchcock cat?

I was wondering too, Littlemee. Only spatchcock I know of is opening out a chicken beofre you cook it :shock:
I thought it was opened out & grilled or roasted but either way not something to describe a cat by!!! confused

confused

3 Jun 2005

Sorry, showing my ignorance here, but what is a spatchcock cat? dunno

dunno

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Maia
Drop the football cliches and a little less of the snort, then I'm yours...

Oooo, I'm allowed to grunt am I?
Ugh, ugh, ugh!!!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Maia
Ooooo Littlemee is talking man speak.. soon enough he will be only communicating with a series of numbers and consonants....

Ladies ride bikes as well my dear.
Some even race them!!!
So I'm sure my previous post is multi-gender rather than just 'man speak'!!!
Anyway, proper man speak is just grunts & snorts with the odd football cliche thrown in. lol

lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by kneedowndeano
Oh and if anyone is wondering about the name; i ride a sports bike and recently got me knee down so thats why.

Do a track day Deano. It's what sports bikes were made for.
Your knee'll be planted!!! Brands Hatch is the bollocks. Paddock is an awesome bend.
Oh, :welcome: by the way!!!

1 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs
here u go hunni click this:

louxxxxxx
after youve selected your picture high light the forums link copy and paste it on your message
xx

Always wondered how you get a picture on here!!!
Followed lou's instructions & voila.
You're a clever little bugger lou. kiss

kiss

This is my one & only tattoo on my upper arm.

31 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
ok well so far I have (excuse the spelling as i cant be bothered to go and check lol)
AnotherSharon
Okisweets
HornyRed
The Bailliffs
Maia
In no particular order ............. oh and theres more ............ watch this space :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

How about (also in no particular order)
Red(RHG)
Vix
Venus
NealFiona
Alexandra
silly

silly

hwoar: there's too many to choose!!! I'll be here all night!!!
There is too many to choose so I've given up.
I never realised just how many gorgeous ladies there were in this Cafe?!!!
To limit it to a Top 10 is not only impossible but it just wouldn't be fair to those that were left out 'cos they are all too lovely to not be in a "Most Gorgeous" list.
I challenge you to narrow it down to just 10 John!!!

30 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Tis not your smalltalk I am interested in......
Tis your hand shaking technique really...

They're shaking now just thinking of it!!!
I hope I can control them when it really matters. lol

lol

30 May 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
ok well so far I have (excuse the spelling as i cant be bothered to go and check lol)
AnotherSharon
Okisweets
HornyRed
The Bailliffs
Maia
In no particular order ............. oh and theres more ............ watch this space :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

How about (also in no particular order)
Red(RHG)
Vix
Venus
NealFiona
Alexandra
silly

silly

hwoar: there's too many to choose!!! I'll be here all night!!!

30 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
ok ok, littlemeee - i think if we denied you an invite Maia may take a knife to parts of me, so youre in mate!!

Gulp! What'll she do if she doesn't like my mini-munch smalltalk?!!!