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26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.

Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please. coffee

Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!

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26 Apr 2005

I was chatting with a lovely lady in the Cafe the other day and she was telling me how she saved time on ironing by just not wearing any clothing around the house!!! :shock: :shock: (Judging by her avatar pic this is probably a site for sore eyes!!!) :shock: :shock:
This reminded me of when I were a lad and lived alone. I explored the joy & freedom of closet naturism by doing the same thing around my house.
I've tended not to do it quite so much over recent years 'cos it would probably have put the wife off her dinner.
Anyway, the Cafe lady's comments reminded me of a time when I was sauntering around my house as nature intended one weekend morning when the nextdoor neighbour caught a good look as she peered through a gap in the net curtains!!!
She was only looking in to see if I was up 'cos she didn't want to ring the door-bell and wake me up incase I was still recovering from a 'night before' feeling. She was thoughtful like that!!!
With her being a dear old grandmother I think she was a bit more embarrassed than me. redface

It made me wonder if anyone has been caught out by neighbours, friends or family like this or doing things they shouldn't be doing.
I've seen a couple of threads where a couple having a passionate dogging session have seen a neighbours nose pressed up against the car window!!!
Are there any other situations you would like to share with the rest of us? There must be!!!

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by sexyboy4
Do they hurt? I've been thinking about getting one but i'm a bit of a wimp!

Look how many men have them and you must know what our pain threshold is like compared to women?
So from that can't you tell it doesn't hurt.
It's just like having something sharp gently dragged across your skin, 'cos that's what it is!!!
It's a little bit of a shock when the gun starts but after a few seconds you don't even notice it.
It might depend where you have it done though but my upper arm tattoo was not painful at all.
Just looking after it until it was healed was the biggest pain!!!

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Fully clothed, with a promise of exotic hidden pleasures. Anything well fitting and cut to provide the occasional flash of inspiration.

Like wot Kat just said!
If I could of put it that eloquently I would!!!
Could I just include an addendum of 'a really nice smile & a twinkle in the eye' as well please.

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26 Apr 2005

Not really, apart from the obvious mate.
Just chill out.
You won't do so well if you're stressed.
So just do your best and relax about it.

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by blueis
.....but before I reply, does any one else smell a rat when Tom can't spell his wife's own name? Or I am getting too sceptical ?

I think maybe we should give Tom the benefit of the doubt at the moment 'cos the rest of his advert wasn't the most beautifully crafted piece of literature as regards grammar & spelling.
P'raps he's got fingers & thumbs like me but he's not pedantic enough to read what he's typed before submitting it.
He's probably got better things to do!!! wink

Whatever her name might be!!! :wink:

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25 Apr 2005

I'm no plumber but if you ever get your toe stuck in the bath tap........???

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25 Apr 2005

Do you mean this thread Cathy?!!! wink

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Worst most unfriendly place I've worked, glad to be back to working from home.

Quote by Red(RHG)
S'just unfriendly....................................
big time!
And me such a friendly gal
:twisted:

So you're leaving work 'cos it's unfriendly and you're going to work from home and you're such a friendly girl???!!!
I'm putting all those things together and coming up with........:idea:
........can I be your window cleaner, or your milkman, or your postman, or your plumber PLEASE???!!!

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
And to be popular by everyone I meet

I think you have this already.
8 pages and going strong on your first post.
If that isn't popular I don't know what is?

Quote by Kit-Off
With out getting to depressed I think I am ugly.

Judging from your avatar pic all I can say to this is
you're having a laugh!!!!!
You look totally gorgeous and very kiss

-able.

Quote by Kit-Off
But Libra-love is trying to change the way I think

Well listen to Libra-love, 'cos she ain't wrong.

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)

Only 5 more full days till the end of my notice is worked (over three weeks) and I am going to skip out of that place!!!!
Worst most unfriendly place I've worked, glad to be back to working from home.
S'my fawts on it fank ya please
Cathy x

One day down four to go - woa woa woa
rolleyes

Cathy x
I'd like to ask what's so bad about it but you might be telling me later Ms PM Victim Of The Week!!!!
C'mon now.....you can't not answer our PM's, can she people?!!!

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
What prize would you give me?

My dear Kit-Off, I would give you whatever is your hearts desire.
Just name it and it shall be yours.

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
You did say hello to me as well. What choises do I have?

This is the SH Cafe!!!!!
You can have whatever you like. biggrin

:D

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25 Apr 2005

I know this is a little belated but I said :welcome: to your hubby a couple of hours ago and when I come back in I find your 'Hello' thread is EIGHT pages long!!! :small-print:
But 'Hello' from me anyway.
Glad to see you've slipped straight into the swing of things and I think you have won todays award for 'Most Prolific Post Person'.
What would you like as your prize?

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by sven
......Any tips on getting noticed pover the rest of the million guys on here!!

Be really nice and do exactly what the ladies tell you!!!
:welcome:

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
.....over a long weekend, hopefully every single one of our 20000 members will shag everyone else......

I suggest you book it for a fortnight!!!
'Cos if all 20,000 members turn up, just how long do you think it will take for any one person to shag 10,000 people?
Allowing 2 minutes per shag it will take slightly under 14 days!!!
What a fortnight though?!!!
This is making some ludicrous assumptions such as :-
the membership is a 50-50 male/female split (some hope there, eh?),
that some of you greedy people will have to restrict yourselves to JUST doing all of the opposite sex,
and that I, errhhh, I mean and that the male will last for 2 minutes.
I'd also suggest that condoms be made from a fire retardant material and that you pre-book another 2 weeks off work afterwards to recover.

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25 Apr 2005

On the latest count KnightRider (male) has 3 hellos & Kit-Off (female) has 17!!!
No wonder us poor blokes feel ignored and unloved!!! :cry:
:welcome: to you KnightRider from a fellow Kent man who emigrated to Derby very recently.
Hope you & the wife have fun :cheers:

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25 Apr 2005

Not wanting to sound too much like an economist but if you multiply your original 10p by an average rate of inflation of 8% over 20 years then your 10p is now worth about 47p.
All you mums & dads giving your kids Â£1 or Â£2 for a tooth have been duped by your entrepreneurial kids!!!
Crafty little buggers, ain't they?

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25 Apr 2005

No worries.....I'll take a cheque please.

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25 Apr 2005

I don't own a dishwasher so I have to do it myself.
The dish washing, I mean. redface

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by nealfiona
....Although we did sit there like rabbits caught in headlights....

NealFiona, was this your first munch?
If it was can you let us munch-less newbies know what it was like doing it for the first time?

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25 Apr 2005

...and what restaurant does this dishwasher work in?!!! lol

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25 Apr 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Brilliant!!!

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Would you, say, still fuck someone who is 80?

Has age really got anything to do with it?
I'm nearly 40 so does that make me twice as good as an 80 year old or only half as good? :confused:

Quote by Vix
I am getting on a bit, now......so I need to know if I stand a snowflakes chance in hell of a shag.

....and the latest weather report....Hell has frozen over.
So I think your poor little snowflake is OK for the time being. kiss

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25 Apr 2005

St George's Day is over.....
Jo, shouldn't you now lower the flag?
PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
awww honey
i wasn't planning on eating you....

Why isn't there a 'look of utter disappointment' emoticon? :cry:

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
I scored 4 out of 30.....apparently I need a form of physical relaxation..... suggestions on the back of a postcard please.

What do you normally see on the back of a postcard?
Answer:
Wish you were here!!! wink

:wink:

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
Personally, I prefer a man to consume Aftershock (the cinnamon flavoured variety) as it flavours cum ever so deliciously..

A lady once told me that eating lots of carrots made my cum taste nice :confused:
and drinking loads of coffee made it taste really bitter.

Quote by Maia
BTW, Littlemee, i am not stalking you, honest

....said the spider to the fly wink

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by prags
Sometimes i can shoot right up her body & hit her in the face, other times i can just manage a dribble.

I'd love to be able to offer some sage-like advice on this but I can only manage a dribble at any time. redface

My knob has to be poking her in the eye if I want to hit her face. :cry:

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25 Apr 2005

This is my pre-separation score.........
STRESS QUOTIENT 20. Try to identify the person or problem making you feel anxious and think of ways in which you can react differently to the pressures - whether to avoid them, confront them or negotiate. Exercise, diet and other forms of physical relaxation could all help at this point.
Your score: 2 out of 30.
Always liked to think I was quite chilled. :sleeping:
But this is my current, post-separation state.......
STRESS QUOTIENT 100. Time to seek professional help. You need to change your life - fast - and you may need therapy or counselling to help you do so. Psychological burn-out is a real danger.
Your score: 19 out of 30.
P'raps the wife left 'cos I was such a boring old git who never let anything bother him.
Is there anything I can learn form this do you think?
Any comments gladly accepted. Maybe PM me rather than hi-jack this thread 'cos I just don't do that sort of thing!!!

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