I've got a tattoo but I didn't have it done 'til I was 36 so does that make me a different personality now than when I was an un-tattooed 20-something?
I think tattoos show sod all about your personality.
Personality type is a little more complex than whether you have a tattoo or not.
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by loveblockhia man ladies, as gets older at what age w ould consider him to old to shag you,50 years ,60 70 80.? remember the o ld saying, many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Well my dear old gran is up for it if you are loveblock!!!
She's 90 so I guess you'll be her toyboy even if you're an octogenarian yourself.
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:welcome: getcarter but remember...you only have to blow the bloody doors off!!!
Yeah, yeah. I know that was the Italian Job but it was still Michael Caine and that's as funny as I can get so just make yourself at home & enjoy!!!
They love newbies here so be careful!!! You don't know what you might have let yourself in for!!!
Yeah, yeah. I know that was the Italian Job but it was still Michael Caine and that's as funny as I can get so just make yourself at home & enjoy!!!
They love newbies here so be careful!!! You don't know what you might have let yourself in for!!!
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Quote by winner69hi i'm looking for females/couples to participate in role play, i can visit your house as a estate agent, debt collecter, window cleaner, salesman, job interview, gargener, odd job man, etc etc, your wife can come on to me or i can take the lead, i'm 39 12 stone VWE fit brown hair blue eyes and ready for action go on live those sexy dreams xxx
Hi winner.
You can visit mine anytime you like as a window cleaner.
We might be out but I don't want to spoil your fun so you just go right ahead and clean the windows. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by Maia
awww Jezzay
that sounds lovely!! Enjoy each other .... then see if he would like to share
Strewth! Jezzay has only just helped him back into his pants and Maia is touting for a bit of the action already!!!
Is there no stopping her?!!!
Keep him and enjoy him all to yourself Jezzay.......
....urrmmm unless you'd like a little mmf of course.
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Quote by jezzay
And we had a lovely time. He didn't stay over, however, because he 'wouldn't sleep properly' and so this morning I did feel a little peeved - 'Ah it WAS just sex' - I was hoping for the cuddles and the cup of tea in the morning. But I needn't have worried. He was back on my doorstep by lunchtime to make up for lost cuddles.
Aaahhhh!!! I just love a happy ending. :thrilled: :happy: :inlove:
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well ive already asked Red a question, and she got it wrong, shes off to a poor start....she needs correctional training me thinks!
Well I've asked Red 2 questions and she got them both right but they were really easy!!!
But she had the audacity to ask me one!!! Is that allowed of the PM Victim Of The Week?!!!
Or does she deserve a :smackbottom:
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Quote by asaincplesurrey
hi peeps can any one help us we are cple looking for a light hearted introduction to bdsm please note this is our first time wifes feels the need to explore her dom side and like to slap some ones arse ,wont let her do mine so thinking of going to some club any addvice that would help thanx we are 30m 28f very sexy?
You're in Surrey so there's a club not too far away in SW London you can try called Chelsea.
A bloke called Jose Mourinho needs his arse slapped IMO.
Could you also do his face while you're at it!!!
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Quote by MowerMan
Failure Number 1;
Met a couple last Saturday socially and accepted invite to visit them at home last night. Rang to confirm on Friday. They have changed plans saying that invite was to a party some 55 miles away and they could not due to babysitting.
Failure Number 2
Rang some close friends and invited them to come to us for some fun. All set for a good night (last night). They rang to say their central heating boiler had sprung a leak and were unable to come (on both counts!!)
Failure Number 3
Replied to an advert on Swinging Heaven. from a local couple hoping that they would get in touch by phone and we could salvage something. Needless to say they have not bothered to reply or e-mail.
Failure Number 1 - Bit of a bugger but these things happen.
Failure Number 2 - They are close friends so I guess you can rearrange this quite easily.
Failure Number 3 - Welcome to reality!!!
Sorry but I can't see what you've got to complain about really.
Did you expect everything to be handed to you on a plate?
Now people know not to organise a meet with you 'cos if anything happens and they have to genuinely cancel you'll be whinging in the Cafe about it!!!
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Quote by kinkyluton
is there any
Reading Sheffield United Millwall
Stoke City Wolverhampton Wanderers
Leeds United Queens Park Rangers Burnley Plymouth Argyle Leicester City Cardiff City Watford Coventry City Gillingham Crewe Alexandra preston derby west ham,west brom southampton norwich fans on here
if so we see u next year
we are the town we are town we are we are we are the town
I'm a Crewe fan and we might miss each other. :cry: :cry: :cry:
It's not looking good for the mighty Alex.
Our feeder club - Liverpool - haven't given us any decent players for ages
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Quote by sexlikeagun
So what other exciting positions have folk tried? success or not....
I don't know if I'm easily pleased but I find ALL sexual positions exciting!!!
It'll be a bit boring if I were to list them here so why not have a look at
Sexual Positions
The Search feature is a wonderous thing on SH!!!
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Quote by RedHot
I did try pointing out what I like and how I like it, but he was convinced he knew better and that I would come to like what he was doing and apparently very soon
What an arse. Don't you just hate people telling you what you WILL enjoy?!!!
Quote by RedHot
Oh his chin was soft to start with, but that's how long he'd been down there - five o'clock shadow was starting to grow :shock: :lol2:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: You were prepared to see if he was right then? :lol2:
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Quote by RedHot
Anyway, he turned out not to have a clue about oral on women IMO and I had to ask him to stop in the end before I fell asleep
Could you not of politely requested he change his technique or offered some advice on what you would like him to do?
Grabbing his head and passionately saying what to do to you is a really positive way of giving him a useful spur to sort you out properly!!!
This is a way to make it better for yourself but I guess by then you were probably so pigged off that this 'expert' had proved to be a dead loss. :roll:
The dissappointment after great expectation must be a real bummer!!!
Quote by RedHot
you're crap and making me sore with your chin bristles" :shock:
But there's no excuse for not having a chin like a baby's bum. How disrespectful of him!!!
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Quote by Maia
To achieve this meeting though took years of dedication & sacrifice so I suggest that all the other single blokes give up trying now and look for their fun elsewhere, you'll find nothing you're looking for here.:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
he he he.. you have some cheek, haven't you? not sure if you were overdoing the years of dedication and sacrifice thing, it didn't take the last guy that long with me, but then i might have been in a hornlike disposition then...lol
When I say 'years', I mean weeks and when I say 'dedication & sacrifice' I mean typing.
Anyway Maia, sometimes the chase is better than the catch.
:doh: Now I've just admitted I'm a poxy shag!!!
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Quote by Tania
And you CAN pee whilst aroused. My ex used to go for a wee whilst maintaining a perfect erection.
You didn't have a yellow ceiling in the toilet by any chance, did you?!!!
No, my ex was 50 not 15!
Sorry, but what's that got to do with having a wee with an erection?
Most tend to point up & it's a little awkward to get it to point down to pee into the toilet!!!
How did he manage this? Did you ever witness it? Oh, you must have 'cos you know he maintained a perfect erection.
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Quote by hornyred and dino
OMG , has anyone seen / tried a new shampoo (they also do conditioner) called Umberto Giannini , Youve got to see the bottle , its a fuckin dildo !!! About 10in long , 4in girth with a domed chrome lid :shock: i swear its a dildo that just happens to contain shampoo . I bought 2
NOW I know why the wife used this shampoo.
Nothing to do with tangle free combing or reducing split ends then?
