Quote by davej
We reached inside summint like that two days ago and pulled out a bag of giblets.
Keep your hands off my giblets!!!
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
UK
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Quote by Freckledbird
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Just been perving this one :twisted:
Would anyone like to perv my humble thigh offering?
Mods Edit - please can you repost, but this time keep your legs shut 
ops: (Very Nice pic though) :twisted:
Sorry Mods
I didn't realise. Please forgive me.Is this any better Mr/Ms Mod?
If not I'll forget exposing my thighs. Too cold in this flat at the moment to get my arse out!!!
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Quote by hornyinslough
I got a really nice email and I was interested...so I asked for a cock shot...as you do lol....but he replied that he doesn't have one.
A bloke without a cock shot? FFS!
:giggle:
Is that bad then 'cos I don't have a cock shot. The old fella's a bit shy about appearing on a popular website!!!
Quote by hornyinslough
Well....something in the pic with the cock, maybe a hand, helps u judge the size......
Ummmm, but I've got VERY big hands!!!!
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Quote by Sarah
If any one know the where abouts of the following, could you kindly point them to this thread please.
Missing confirmations:-
etc.....
Littlemee
etc......
Sarah, please consider me pointed!!!
I would like to confirm my place in a quiet corner of the bar at only my 2nd ever Munch.
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I'm feeling shit at the moment 'cos I've just ended a really good friendship with someone because I didn't think our 'relationship' was helping her. I really hope I'm wrong but if I'm not then by saying 'Goodbye' to her tonight is the only way I can help her with the situation she is in.
Life can be a rollercoaster sometimes & last night I was on a real high just from something she said to me on the phone yet tonight I'm rock bottom.
Sorry to hijack this thread a bit but didn't want to start my own, just wanted to slip this in here un-noticed and piss off while no-one's looking!!! lol
Life can be a rollercoaster sometimes & last night I was on a real high just from something she said to me on the phone yet tonight I'm rock bottom.
Sorry to hijack this thread a bit but didn't want to start my own, just wanted to slip this in here un-noticed and piss off while no-one's looking!!! lol
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I used to cycle 25 miles to work every day & had thighs like tree trunks but that was so long ago. Now they are more like, ummmm, well, skinny 40 year old thighs.
I've just started back down the gym though so can I raise this thread in about 6 months time please? Well, at least 6 months!!!ops:
I have a bum/thigh photo on my profile if anyone is interested!!! Just not clever enough to get it on here.
I've just started back down the gym though so can I raise this thread in about 6 months time please? Well, at least 6 months!!!
ops:I have a bum/thigh photo on my profile if anyone is interested!!! Just not clever enough to get it on here.
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To be honest I'd never really thought about pubic grooming until I was early 30's and the g/f of the time asked whether I liked her shaved or hairy. One thing led to another & she gave me the once over with her Bic and apart from the odd 'no point shaving 'cos no buggers gonna see them' times of life I've always kept my balls shaved & the rest trimmed. Just feels nice having hairless balls, especially when someone gorgeous has them in her mouth!!! 
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Quote by markther
OMG ladies how do you let them near your fun box with them waxing strips?
I had my back waxed today, it wasn't very bad but had a few hairs on it. I was told it won't hurt much! the words ouch ouch ouch came to mind and a few others too!
Pleased I didn't go for a back, sack and crack :eeek:
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm not that hairy but the ex wanted to wax my lower back 'cos it would look better on holiday.
I didn't have a problem with waxing at all. No pain what so ever. :hunk:
I wouldn't mind a sack & crack because with old age my arse is getting as hairy as my nose & ears!!!
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Quote by hornyinslough
...........don't worry, this is a general cuddle zone so anyone in need of a hug can stop by with their requests................
I need one. No reason, I just need a cuddle 'cos I like them.
And here's a :therethere: for you HinS to help you on the road to Nottm, errrr, I mean recovery!!!
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Darkfire, a great big for a brilliant thread.
And if this is any sort of competition you will be needing impartial judges that are not open to bribery of any sort!!!
That'll be me!!!
And the winner is..............................................
cheques or propositions in the post please!!!
for a brilliant thread.And if this is any sort of competition you will be needing impartial judges that are not open to bribery of any sort!!!
That'll be me!!!
And the winner is..............................................
cheques or propositions in the post please!!!
hwoar: 
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ahem...ladies, she said during penetration!! So unless you can find a guy who's been doing his yoga exercises......
That'll be me then!!! :happy:
Check my profile pic if you don't believe me!!!
Not sure I can do what you ladies are suggesting though. :cry:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I find oral sex with a woman is completely differentbut very good :rascal:
I know you said :dunno: but can anyone else say why that is?
I'd love to know (for obvious reasons!!!) :lol:
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Quote by hornyinslough
If you want some feedback on what you're writing, PM me a message that you've sent to someone but not had a response to . If you want some brutal honesty that is... :twisted:
Can I take you up on this offer HinS?
I think I need all the help I can get.
Some constructive criticism would be nice though.
Be gentle with me though.
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"Would you give up all sexual activity, if it meant living to 100?"
As part of a scientifically controlled experiment I am trying this particular theory out at the moment. :cry:
Only 58 years 8 months to go.
The only downside is that if I do indulge in any sexual activity I may kick the bucket.
But what a way to go!!!
As part of a scientifically controlled experiment I am trying this particular theory out at the moment. :cry:
Only 58 years 8 months to go.
The only downside is that if I do indulge in any sexual activity I may kick the bucket.
But what a way to go!!!
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Quote by Boxer1
Thanx guys - cant believe that you can all be so friendly. I work away from home alot and as wife wouldn't understand about this 'sort of thing' looking to play on my own (with others obviously LOL).
Really enjoy looking at pics, can't wait to be in some myself!!
xx
Ooops.
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Quote by CarrieAnn
Hmmmmm - 36, it's been a while since I've been in the cafe but was sooooo pleased to stumble across a thread where someone is requiring a massage!! :twisted: :twisted:
Is there room at the massage tablefor one more?
I promise to be good!! :shock: :shock: (at massaging that is
CA x
If there's no room at their table I can fit you in at mine CA.
And you can give or receive here (massages, of course)
