Quote by mostlycurious
would a quick wank do?
No. I feel the need for an Aussie Kiss!!!
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by redangel
..........I get trolley rage, angry at old people who stop in the middle of the aisle for no reason, people who insist on buying half of Woolworths for their 2 month old child, infact most shoppers.
So the best way for me not to start throwing a screaming paddy to match my 3 year old godsons, is to christmas shop in July!!!
But stopping in the middle of the aisle for no apparent reason and causing a trolley log-jam is one of the joys of shopping. Well, for us blokes & old people it is!!!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
The one that spooked me the most though was the 68 year old who has one who looks just like his 3rd wife who was 18 when they married but he dresses her in school uniform :shock: He even takes pics of him having sex with the doll then superimposes the ex wife's face on and uploads them onto his pc :shock:
Umm, I s'pose it's good he's got a hobby.
At 68 you need something to keep the mind active.
hwoar:
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Quote by Red(RHG)
I remember that littleme! A big ey oop from Sheffield and hope you are all keeping okies too x
Cathy x
Hey, nice to see you're still around Cath.
I think the last time we spoke was when you were pm victim of the week.
That was when I realised what a clever little bugger you are!!!
All the best. :kiss:
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Quote by couple_ne2000
Oh dear......you may regret posting that - depending on how mischivious the forum is feeling tonight :giggle:
Les x
:doh:
Yeah, you're right Les.
I'd better put my brain in gear before I type stupid things like that, eh?
Thanks all for the influx of winks.
to all those that sent a wink.Given the slightest opportunity I'll get my own back. :twisted:
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Quote by Kiss
Super-glue a £1 coin to the pavement outside a cafe then just watch how many people struggle to pick it up whilst you drink your coffee and laugh.
:P
I totally forgot I did this when I was a kid, only it was a 50p in them days, no £1 coins.
How embarrassed do people look when they realise they've been set up and are probably being watched!!!
Brilliant Kiss. Thanks for the memory.
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Quote by creampie123
just incase some people don't no how to stop the winks...
go to my settings.....scroll down to my mail settings...then there's 2 messages you can select that people get when they send you a wink.......
you can also block certain users from messaging you......
Stop winks!!!???
I'd be glad if I ever got one.
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Thanks for the updates you all.
Glad to know they're all OK.
So Kit-Off did get to France then. Her & hubby were gonna open a guest house / B&B so I presume they managed it.
Great news about Maia. If anyone is still in contact with her please pass on my congratulations and wish her & her family well from Littlemee.
Cheers all.
Many thanks to everyone for answering my thread.
Glad to know they're all OK.
So Kit-Off did get to France then. Her & hubby were gonna open a guest house / B&B so I presume they managed it.
Great news about Maia. If anyone is still in contact with her please pass on my congratulations and wish her & her family well from Littlemee.
Cheers all.
Many thanks to everyone for answering my thread.
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Quote by redangel
Are you a little bored tonight babe? :P
Why, do you have a suggestion to keep me amused?
Wouldn't mind you falling asleep on my shoulder, or lap!!! :evil2:
As if I'd fall asleep in your company!!
Erm anyway, no sorry, no practical joke stories.
Although when my boyfrind cheated on me, I did use a very special new lube to give a hand job - Deep Heat!!!!
OUCH!!! Nasty.
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I was having a look at some old threads earlier and some of my old postings.
When I first joined the site I chatted to a few people that appear to be no longer on here since I returned this Summer.
Which made me think if anyone knows their whereabouts now or how they are.
Does anyone know or remember :-
Maia
Red(RHG)
jennaj
Kit-Off
who were on SH around April & May last year?
I don't want to contact them specifically, just wondered if anyone knows them & if they are OK, what they're up to, etc.
When I first joined the site I chatted to a few people that appear to be no longer on here since I returned this Summer.
Which made me think if anyone knows their whereabouts now or how they are.
Does anyone know or remember :-
Maia
Red(RHG)
jennaj
Kit-Off
who were on SH around April & May last year?
I don't want to contact them specifically, just wondered if anyone knows them & if they are OK, what they're up to, etc.
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I just fancy bringing a bit of fun into peoples lives at them moment so was wondering about this.........
has anyone got any good, harmless practical jokes that they would like to, or they have, played on strangers?
Nothing degrading or painful, just some good, clean harmless fun.
Being a bit of a shy, boring old git I've not got loads of examples to give but the only one I've done was years ago when me & a mate, on the tedious commute to work in the morning, would take it in turns every now & then too pretend to fall asleep while sitting on the train. We'd usually do it when sitting next to a nice young lady. We'd start by slouching against her, then letting a head rest on her shoulder and just seeing how far we could go before they started pushing us away or getting annoyed.
Tame I know but that's the best I've ever done.
Any suggestions on some clean, honest fun I can have with strangers?
Without getting arrested or punched in the face!!!!
has anyone got any good, harmless practical jokes that they would like to, or they have, played on strangers?
Nothing degrading or painful, just some good, clean harmless fun.
Being a bit of a shy, boring old git I've not got loads of examples to give but the only one I've done was years ago when me & a mate, on the tedious commute to work in the morning, would take it in turns every now & then too pretend to fall asleep while sitting on the train. We'd usually do it when sitting next to a nice young lady. We'd start by slouching against her, then letting a head rest on her shoulder and just seeing how far we could go before they started pushing us away or getting annoyed.
Tame I know but that's the best I've ever done.
Any suggestions on some clean, honest fun I can have with strangers?
Without getting arrested or punched in the face!!!!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Best quickie I've ever had, me and my mate were chatting about bikes in his garage and I just 'got the urge' which I tend to get quite a lot when around him
Ah, sweet memories :grin:
Is it being around your mate that has this effect on you or chatting about bikes Sassy?
If it's the latter, I'd love to tell you all about my old SV650, my 1200 Yamaha, some old CBR's I've had and my thoughts about mass centralisation on modern sports bikes.
Oooo I hope that's done it for you!!!!
Meanwhile back to the topic....................
I used to work with a g/f many years ago in quite a smart office in London & we used to nip away to the shower room for a lovely quickie at lunch or sometimes, just during the day, hoping not to get noticed.
But for me, the best time to have a quickie was just after the alarm goes off before getting up for work.
Now is there a better way to start the day than that?!!!
I don't think so.
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Quote by hornyinslough
I was in one of the main rooms so no host and there were no ops online were when it happened. But I'll consider opening my own room and see who wants to join me. Littlemee can be door security
"Door security reporting for duty, ma'am."
Salutes as I stand to attention. :wink: :twisted:
