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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
UK

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I'd have to say 'No' as well.
I guess most of us know a copper or two and one or two that I knew it would be very scary to think that they were let loose on the streets with a gun.
I think arming the police would just lead to an escalation of gun crime (if it could get any worse that is). Since moving to Nottingham from London I've found it's the gun-crime capital of Britain (or is it Europe? Can't remember now).
Rather than arming police I think there should just be more of them, and proper bobbies too, not these hobby-bobbies. Good a job as they do are they really respected by the public?
And when armed police are required there seem to be plenty of them & on the scene pretty quickly.
Even these highly trained blokes make huge cock-ups, John De Menezes for example. So how many more would there be if every copper had a gun?
Yep, deffo 'No' to guns but more cops & more prisons & tougher sentences so the buggers are not only caught but banged up in a prison & not some sort of hotel.
Quote by happycpl2
It was a good day though, we must do it again sometime soon smile

Couldn't make it in my local Tesco could you? rotflmao sillyhwoar:
Quote by gingerjo-lee
im going to arange a gang bang on cam all the guys will be members of this site and know that there going to be on cam

Jo can you just make sure you give plenty of notice for when this cam show will be PLEASE!!!
I wouldn't want to miss it.
But I bet it's gonna be one of your daytime parties ain't it?
Just my bloody luck.
Have fun and I hope I can be drooling over the cam pictures when they're on. wink lol kiss
:boxing: Lemme at 'em. Lemme at 'em.
You're safe(ish) with me horny. :twisted:
Quote by mostlycurious
er no matey, i need quite a lot of tlc..and a damn good shag,!!! rolleyes

Well if there's an orderly queue forming I think I'll just try and elbow my way to the front.
Quote by mostlycurious
i never suffer from migraines or headaches but lately i have been having a tight pain across my forehad that i just want to rub awaywith a claw hammer and pain in one side of my neck!!!
i dread to think what a real migraine is like as this is bad enough, my sympathies, hope it gets better soon.

Aawww!! :therethere:
You need a little TLC. wink
Quote by blueandpink
Littlemee, you men the one with the pink dress leaning back, what would you do to me pray tell? (Quivers with anticipation for the answer...)
pink x

Oh yes! That's the one. lol
Well while you're leaning back, possibly with your mouth busy on someone else wink
I think I'd start by licking & kissing my way down that lovely throat onto your chest & those gorgeous boobs. And after unzipping that sexy little dress with my teeth, well...... :twisted:
I'll leave the rest to your fertile imagination!!! kiss
Quote by hornyinslough
So Steve, the stats are as follows, after 10 minutes in chat 4 people whispered uninvited, half of them more than once. I'm glad u and Shireen were in the room to see it for yourselves. Please, please more ops. Or at least please give me my own personal op bodyguard!
:giveup:

Horny, if there's not enough mods to protect you ladies 24/7 in the chat rooms then I would willingly sacrifice myself in the cause of your safety. :twisted:
I'll fend off any unwanted whisperers as best I could but if the onslaught is just too great I may have to resort to throwing my body ontop of you to protect you. lol
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!!!
Quote by hornyinslough
Damn! I'd hate u to miss out on my horniness littlemee - I travel on business quite a lot so let u know if I'm called to the Notts area for a bit of hump ....or whatever takes your fancy :rascal:
wave

Have I died and gone to heaven?
Am I just dreaming?
Someone pinch me please, this can't be true!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
There'll always be a :welcome: for you in Nottingham if you're ever up this way.
kiss
:doh:
banghead:banghead::banghead:
:taz:
:censored: Slough. I'm in :censored: Nottingham. :censored:
Happy hump horny. kiss
Quote by blueandpink
Get yourself into postion 3 in your gallery and you can have all the pinky you want :rascal:

I know just the position (my fave as it happens), perhaps you can be behind and Goosey in front? perfect. :lickface:
pinky x
p.s. Sorry Horny, you wanna join us, you're close to me geographically babe x Nice handful there girl.
When you've finished in pos No. 3 in the Pinky Kama Sutra could i slip in for pos No 7?!!!
And in the mean time I'll just have to keep myself & Hornyinslough amused somehow. lol
Quote by T_cra
Hey I'm new to the site, and very happy with the results so far biggrin
Had some fun meets with single fems and couples and thats in about 6 weeks?

:doh: So it's just me then!!! redface
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I'll just sit in this corner and let you lot get on with it then.
Just ignore me :upset: I'll be OK :upset:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:thumbup: T_cra and happy hump
:cheers:
Well I've sent dozens of PM's to couples & ladies whose ads I have carefully read to ensure I might be what they're looking for. Only to be given a great big, fat nothing in return. :cry:
But so what? dunno
They're obviously busy people with better things to do than write back saying "Piss off you ugly git" to the likes of me. :upset:
I'll get over the humiliation of rejection and the over-whelming loss of self-confidence & self-esteem eventually. :violin:
And when my oh-so fragile ego is suitably bolstered to allow me another attempt at winning the affections of another fun-seeking partner I'll be back compiling another witty & entertaining PM for someone to ignore!!! :notes:
In the meantime could someone pour me another hefty JD & ice and keep me amused with some outrageous flirting & gratuitous sexual innuendos please. :cheers: :thumbup: rotflmao
I think it's only this that's keeping me sane!!! :crazy:
Quote by Sarah
Really must be time to go back out and take some more

Well if you guys want to model while I take the pics..........?!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
the ones you dont hear coming (the silent but deadly type) are the ones that could keel over a heard of buffalo lol

You've met my ex hubby then rolleyes
I'm not your ex-hubby am I? redface
Too many eggs recently. Honest! surprisedops:
Quote by Redhotcouple
If you wish to travel 250miles there is every chance :-)

If I made it all the way up to your place could you cook me a dinner as well please?!!!
Quote by Darkfire
ok, so how the bleedin' ell do they get away with charging like for a tub of margerine? good grief :shock: and more to the point, advertising something so blatantly that's basically a lie?
I hear what you're all saying about diet - we're doing that , tastes like shite though but hey, its gotta be done - its not a cholesterol problem, but a high blood pressure one - which I'm assuming goes hand in hand dunno He's already on medication, but there must be more we can do 'naturally' through diet etc
seriously, all opinions welcome :thumbup:

The only thing hun is diet & exercise for Mr Dark. wink
Quote by Redhotcouple
Well, sorry we have to work and don't have the chance to send as many posts as you obviously do. Maybe we are just quite good judges of a particular situation and yes the face has to fit and people have to conform on this site and any other site of this type or they simply get nowhere.
We are here to swing, not follow like sheep, slapping each others back with mutual praise. We're not into all the chatroom crap and the nice mealy mouth meetings, we're here to have sex with strangers - simple as that !! And contrary to what people may think, we have managed quite well
Believe it or not we have met a few folks from here who don't post, don't go into chatrooms and don't bugger about, they just meet for sex and that's the end of it, but it seems all to much of a culture that a person or a couple is judged by how many times he or she sends a post or goes into a chat room - Crap !!!!!!!

It's probably different for couples than it is for singles so I feel I've got to get to know people (and vice versa) before they'll allow me into their sex lives.
Therefore I have to do all the sheep-following ( dunno ), back slapping and chatroom crap to actually get to know someone before they consider THIS particular single bloke.
After all, they are spoilt for choice with us, aren't they?
So I've either gotta be real lucky & be the 1 in 1000 that gets an offer from a couple who are complete strangers or we get to know each other first.
Good luck to you RedHotCouple for continued happiness in your lifestyle but please don't knock us all.
Ummm! Any chance of a shag by the way?!!! rotflmao
If you wish to travel 250miles there is every chance :-)
Shit!!! banghead sad
Quote by Redhotcouple
Well, sorry we have to work and don't have the chance to send as many posts as you obviously do. Maybe we are just quite good judges of a particular situation and yes the face has to fit and people have to conform on this site and any other site of this type or they simply get nowhere.
We are here to swing, not follow like sheep, slapping each others back with mutual praise. We're not into all the chatroom crap and the nice mealy mouth meetings, we're here to have sex with strangers - simple as that !! And contrary to what people may think, we have managed quite well
Believe it or not we have met a few folks from here who don't post, don't go into chatrooms and don't bugger about, they just meet for sex and that's the end of it, but it seems all to much of a culture that a person or a couple is judged by how many times he or she sends a post or goes into a chat room - Crap !!!!!!!

It's probably different for couples than it is for singles so I feel I've got to get to know people (and vice versa) before they'll allow me into their sex lives.
Therefore I have to do all the sheep-following ( dunno ), back slapping and chatroom crap to actually get to know someone before they consider THIS particular single bloke.
After all, they are spoilt for choice with us, aren't they?
So I've either gotta be real lucky & be the 1 in 1000 that gets an offer from a couple who are complete strangers or we get to know each other first.
Good luck to you RedHotCouple for continued happiness in your lifestyle but please don't knock us all.
Ummm! Any chance of a shag by the way?!!! rotflmao
I had a bit of a BP & cholesterol prob a few years ago & the doc said "Rethink your whole eating/lifestyle strategy, change your diet", etc, etc not "Carry on eating all the crap you are eating but drink this little bottle as well".
P'raps doc didn't have shares in Danone!!!
Prep your own meals Dark, that's what I learnt.
Too many salty ready-made meals were no good for me.
Don't know if you & Mr. Dark are the same but it's worth trying that. And cheaper. :thumbup:
Quote by Freckledbird
And it took you all of six days and three posts for you to ask if anyone here was genuine or are we all pisstakers? How the bloody hell do you decide that nobody is, after such a short time - or decide that you're wasting your time in the forum after 12 posts? rolleyes

I'm obviously a bit slow 'cos it's taken me 18 months & 500 posts to realise that you're all piss-takers & no-one is genuine. I'm wasting my time in this forum so I'm off. bolt :giggle:
Quote by littlemee
I think it's good to see so many horny, interesting or funny pictures in users profiles so I'm always checking out the profiles of users whose posts I'm reading in the Cafe.
When the picture comes up it has the caption
"This photo has been viewed xxx times".
Now I was wondering what is the most viewed photo?!!!
I've just looked at creampie123's glorious
'on her back giving a BJ with something slipped into her quim' photo
which has been viewed 25,393 times!!! WOW!!!
Now is this the record or is there a MORE viewed photo?
Which is the most viewed picture that you have seen?
And as an aside, what is the
a) horniest
b) funniest
photo that you have seen on here?
I'm gonna be perusing a few more profiles to find my personal favourites so if anyone has some recomendations please let us all know.

Well, after hours of exhaustive research I reckon HLB (& presumably Dammie) have the funniest picture with their "Swinger Lane" snap.
As for the horniest? Well I'll just have to carry on with my research for a few more days!!! redface lol
And creampie's is now up to 25,943 viewings. Surely this must be the record holder?
I've only looked at it the once to get a viewing figure. Honest!!! surprisedops:
I'd love to flirt with the former forumite but just too busy enjoying the Shaz & splendid show. sillyhwoar: :wanker:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
.....(or maybe your complementry shag voucher been lost in the post) rolleyes ............

:laughabove:
I think mine was lost in the post as well. Any chance of another?!!! rotflmao
Is there any restrictions on how I use it? Are the T&C posted on the site anywhere? :small-print:
Quote by earthchild
i found my first xmas single very hard, didnt know what to do with myself, now i love it

I'm kind of glad you wrote this Earthy.
This is my first ever Xmas alone. Dreading it at the moment but hoping if there are more I'll enjoy them as much as Earth does now. Once I'm into the swing of single Christmas'.
My little boy will be in Derbyshire with his mum, I'm in Nottingham (only lived here 3 months). Friends and family are all in South London.
No idea what to do at the moment.
I can imagine most of it will be spent on the M1!!!
Quote by jest44
HI ya PL
again I have checked the profile and found your only 75 miles from me however Norfolk is closer
I amd 5 foot 7 on a good day and 45 years old
More than once a night ? well maybe with a kip in between.
Have a great time i am sure you will Know how it feels to sit in a hotel room all on your tod.
If you for some reason dont get any other replies then let me know I could wear platforms and take some pro plus and red bull first
and im sure i could pass as under 40
smile

Oi! I was first!!! biggrin
I can't believe there aren't more replies on here for you PL.
I guess you've had loads of PM's then?
Quote by goose35
Think i viewd it 3 times today redface
I was hoping the avatar pic was in there wink

Only 3 times. surprisedops:
And, it is!!! lol
Quote by seasider
creampie123 now standing at 25412 :happy:

Looks like Mrs creampie is a much viewed lady.
Mrs CP I apologise in advance for any unsolicited PM's this thread might get you.
kiss Sorry!
Quote by PoloLady
I think it's not another person. If it was, I'd be worried why it was so yellow, quote]
It's the same colour as MrsPies inner thights on my monitor confused

Is that the plural of inner thoughts?!!! rotflmao