Quote by Sassy-Seren
Classic as in 'smoking that stuff will fuck you in the head'
I wouldn't know about that.
I was one of the few NON-SMOKING greasy, hairy, headbanger, bikers.
There weren't many of us about.
"High on life" was enough for me!!!
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I keep being drawn to PL's gallery though can't understand why
Your's aren't so shabby either Sassy.
Especially the full length black underwear pic.
hwoar:I think the picture view counter is gonna be working overtime when I start ogling all these lovely shots.
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Quote by PoloLady
It may not be the most viewed soon if the 'something slipped into her' turns out to be part of a 3rd parties anatomy - you may have just pointed out that it should be removed for breaking the rules on photos.
Ooops!
:doh: :small-print: Surely that's not a rule 'cos I'm sure there are several photos with a 3rd party involved!!!
Or maybe it's just my over-active imagination running away with me.
I'm sure it's OK if it has passed the photo inspectors.
If not then "Oh shit!".
I'm really sorry creampie!!!
I'll keep my thread ideas to myself next time!!!
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Quote by staffcple
Post the songs you play to lift, cheer up or just when you feel good!
Loads & loads I'm afraid but I won't list them all.
These are some of the one's that get me yelling at the top of my voice in the car or get the pictures rattling on the walls!!!
Bon Jovi - Someday I'll Be Saturday Night
Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69
Focus - Hocus Pocus
Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
Magnum - The Spirit
Stereophonics - Bartender & The Thief
Goo Goo Dolls - Slide
Rush - Red Barchetta
Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run
Thunder - Everybody Wants Her
Staus Quo - The Wild Ones
Ram Jam - Black Betty
MSG - Into The Arena
Dave Lee Roth - Just Like Paradise
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I think it's good to see so many horny, interesting or funny pictures in users profiles so I'm always checking out the profiles of users whose posts I'm reading in the Cafe.
When the picture comes up it has the caption
"This photo has been viewed xxx times".
Now I was wondering what is the most viewed photo?!!!
I've just looked at creampie123's glorious
'on her back giving a BJ with something slipped into her quim' photo
which has been viewed 25,393times!!! WOW!!!
Now is this the record or is there a MORE viewed photo?
Which is the most viewed picture that you have seen?
And as an aside, what is the
a) horniest
b) funniest
photo that you have seen on here?
I'm gonna be perusing a few more profiles to find my personal favourites so if anyone has some recomendations please let us all know.
When the picture comes up it has the caption
"This photo has been viewed xxx times".
Now I was wondering what is the most viewed photo?!!!
I've just looked at creampie123's glorious
'on her back giving a BJ with something slipped into her quim' photo
which has been viewed 25,393times!!! WOW!!!
Now is this the record or is there a MORE viewed photo?
Which is the most viewed picture that you have seen?
And as an aside, what is the
a) horniest
b) funniest
photo that you have seen on here?
I'm gonna be perusing a few more profiles to find my personal favourites so if anyone has some recomendations please let us all know.
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
It looks as though I may be stopping over in Norwich between the 6th and 10th November (if not in Norwich, it will be pretty close by)
There is no way I intent to spend a week there and sit on my own in a hotel room every evening ....
so - if you are from those parts, why not have a look at my profile and make me an interesting offer if you are free to come and entertain me on one of the nights I am there.
I'm free those nights PL so I did what you asked and checked out you profile (mmmmm, gorgeous pictures by the way) and it says :-
my preferences in guys are:
Height over 5'8" (6' is a nice height) I'm 5'11" :thumbup:
Aged between 27-40 I'm 41 :doh:
Plenty of stamina - once is never enough!
Could I come back again a couple of days later? 
I hope you have an enjoyable & busy week.
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Quote by Lissa
Oh Littleme, you poor, poor ex SV rider.
Would the offer of a sympathy shag offend you? I know it's not the same as riding that gorgeous, thumping twin round the twisties, but it'd still make your pulse race!
:D :D :D
Your kind & most generous offer wouldn't offend me at all but I'm afraid I'll have to politely decline this time.
When I'm riding a bike round some twisties it's scary but exhilarating 'cos I'm in control.
Whereas riding you would just be plain scary 'cos you're out of control!!!
After all.........
Quote by Lissa
Bring it on, sonny-boy......................I'll eat you alive :shock: :D
......I don't want to end up like this poor chap as Lissa-dessert!!!
Thanks anyway though. Orgasminator
Quote by Lissa
Anyway, it got me thinking about how certain scents and smells can trigger memories. The smell of two-stroke oil takes me straight back to the late 70's when I first got into bikes, for example.
So what smells trigger particular memories for you?
Me too!!! Castrol R mineral oil. Gorgeous smelling stuff & the memories it brings back of Barry Sheene, Paul Smart, TZ Yam's, RG Suzuki's and KH Kawasaki's. The sights & sounds (as well as the smells) of 70's two-stroke racers. Brilliant.
Nowadays the sanitized MotoGP bikes just leave the marvellous aroma of burnt rubber from the celebratory donut!!!
The only other smell that brings back memories is the smell of bacon cooking.
Not only a gorgeous smell but it's always the breakfast smell that rekindles memories of the night before!!!
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Quote by Lissa
Hmmm...................depends WHICH Daytona it is? I'm fussy, you know
We used to have the 1200. Like a bloody tank, that was
Is there a good Daytona then?
The little 600's weren't bad but I always thought most of the range is pretty over-rated.
I had a 900 Trident in '94. Stonking motor but the chassis was so poor. Tall, heavy, slow steering. It did look the bollocks though.
But Lissa, if you'd consider offers from Daytona owners what would you have done for a fellow SV rider?!!!
hwoar: 
Makes me quiver just to think and pig-sick that I'm an ex SV rider!!!
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Quote by sheddy
Bridge over troubled water .............. by some crooner
It was on a CD I got free from the Daily Mail and was playing in the truck when I got the call to say a close relative had died, I have never been able to listen to that song again nor the CD which I have saved for some reason
"...some crooner"?!!!!
Don't you mean Simon & Garfunkel?
Or was it really a cover by some crooner?
So there IS someone that plays a free CD from the Daily Mail?
I always thought they went straight into CD frisbie land or became beer mats!!!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'd ask Jim to fix it so Lissa turns bi :twisted:
I'm outa here before she kicks my ass
Kick it?
Nah!
Might bite it though :twisted:
Wooohoooo!!! I've pulled ! :happy: :bounce: :happy: :rascal:
God are you to at it AGAIN?!!!
Get a room ffs!!!
Quote by Calista
Legendary children's TV show Jim'll Fix It is making a comeback after 12 years, it has been announced.
Sir Jimmy Savile is to return with a new series on UKTV Gold.
The iconic show originally ran on the BBC from 1975 to 1994.
The new version, Jim'll Fix It: Now and Then will again make children's wishes come true.
But it will also have an extra element - the show will revisit people who wrote in to the programme all those years ago but were not chosen to appear.
Sir Jimmy will fix their original wishes, so viewers now in their 30s and 40s could find themselves meeting their childhood idols.
The six-part show will also feature a series of guest presenters alongside Sir Jimmy.
Channel boss James Newton said the programme would "bring a new spin to an old favourite".
:giggle:
So come on ... who wrote in and what did you ask for?
Cx
So what did YOU write in for C?
Go on, you can tell us?!!!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
My 1st hubby made me sell my XJ6 when I had my youngest son...................bastard! Could I have cited THAT in the divorce I wonder?
Now if he had any sense he would of used it himself while you were indisposed with latest addition to the family and then, when you were all ready to go out in i againt.....sold it!!!
Now THAT would of been a bastard thing to do!!!
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Quote by Ian
I'm on holiday from work this week. Holiday - that's a laugh. The list of places I was given to visit today was so long, I thought it would have been easier to write it on a bog roll
Anyhow, I digress. On my miles of driving today I went past numerous bus stops. At almost every single bus stop was at least one person, sometimes two or three.
Not a single person was smiling.
Now I've not been on a bus for afew years now, so I was just wondering......
Is it standing by the side of the road that makes people unhappy, or is it the thought of journey on a double decker that does it?
More over, if you happen to waiting for a bus, SMILE !.
Ian
It's not being on a bus that makes you sad, it's not having a bike.
Huge
under the crash helmet..... big :cry: at the bus stop!!! Orgasminator
Quote by Lissa
Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
The worst of it is the SV wasn't the love of my life!!!!
That went when the baby was born..........a black XJR1200.
I would of shot her for that!!!
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Quote by redangel
Sorry babe!!!!
I was just saying, in my usual blunt, kill the thread manner!!!!
Crash Team. Where's the Crash Team?
Still flat-lining.
Get the trolley over here.
Charging.
Clear.
Phatuuum.
Beeeeeeeeeeeee............
You're right redangel, another one bites the dust.
RIP this thread!!!
