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20 Mar 2005

Quote by hornet harlot
not yet littleme but taking my direct access and then getting a hornet. I have sat on one though ! at the moment i just ride along as pillion pussy.
xx

Nothing wrong with pillion pussy 'cos then blokes like me get a better view of your bum in those tight leathers.
Good luck with the tests and enjoy your riding when you've passed.

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20 Mar 2005

Going back to bed on a Sunday morning with a big cappuccino.
Getting caught in the rain on a summers day.
Being given a nice, long massage.
Bruce Springsteen's 'Born To Run' being played on the radio when I'm out in the car.
Sausage & mash.
Kissing a lady in the place that sends a shiver down her spine.
Racing a motorcycle on the Isle Of Man course.
Having a shower with someone (and I don't mean the rest of the pub football team).
Julianne Regan (All About Eve) singing.
Swimming naked in the Med.

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20 Mar 2005

Quote by Calico
No I don't expect people on here to say that at all - quite the opposite. I don't expect to be judged though, this is the last place I would expect a stranger to make a judgement about me or my marriage.
He's a grown man and I didn't twist his arm up his back to go with me. He is a cross dresser, he also frequents lap dancing clubs quite a lot and has "fun" with groupies (he's in a band) with his friends and doesn't involve me in any of those activities. Now I'm neither a tv nor a dancer nor young, far from it, and he's very all or nothing, if it's not his way its usually nothing at all. I wanted us to try something that we could both be involved with and like so I suggested swinging, he has a friend who in the past has visited clubs and he's talked to him about it too.
I resent you calling me selfish and feel like you've judged me as after years of being left out my my hubby's sexual preferences I took the decision on Friday night to do something about it, with his consent.
If you wish to continue this discussion in privates then so be it.

From what you've said it sounds like hubbies had his fair bit of fun & now it's your turn.
Obviously it might be better if it is something you could do as a couple but if YOU want to do it and he's not fussed then go for it girl.
Have some fun.

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20 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Welcome Harlot
Will you sign our petition to make them stop putting the Y next to the T? ;)

Careful Ice, that might have been meant to be a T - she may have a sting in her tail confused

Ah, a Waspy Wench. Excellent. biggrin

There's a bike called a Hornet made by Honda so my guess is she is a gorgeous biker babe.

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20 Mar 2005

Quote by Suze43
I know we have problems and after being together for almost 22 yrs we do love each other but everytime i bring the problem up he ignores me. He has suggested we go to Utopia and i said "u could never do that, how could u shag someone else, a stranger, when u cant shag me". He didnt answer so i have had to resort to other measures suffice to say. Its now am, i cant sleep, and this is getting a bit too heavy for this time of night so ill leave it there xx

But Suze. If you both go to Utopia will YOU care what he gets up to (or more likely doesn't get up to) 'cos you might be too busy enjoying what he can't give you from someone else.
As long as you're happy, eh?

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by Mrs P
I have been watching the forum for a while, I was guest number 5443276 for goodness knows how long! I have watched all the banter and had a real giggle at so much of it, but have been worried that I am not witty enough to keep up the high standards lol, but I'll give it a go
Hubby and I are established (but not hardened!) swingers and love the friendship side as much as the sex, and there looks to be alot of friendship on here from what I have seen!
Look forward to getting to know you all. Have seen loads of sexy pics and avatars and want to say phwoar!!! to you all! :twisted: hwoar:
Mrs P
xxxxx

As a recent newcomer myself can I be one of the first to say "Hi!"
Don't worry about being witty enough 'cos I'll always make you look like the sharpest tool in the box by far!!!

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix

3 flys stuck in a milk bottel.......1 male fly... 2 fems flys
the male fly says to one of the fem fly . ....do you want to get out
the fem fly says yes please
male fly says............ give me a bit and i will show you!.....so she had a abit .and she got out
male fly went up to the 2nd fly and says do you want to get out............ yes says the 2nd fem fly.......
male fly says give me a bit and i will show you!.. so she gave him a bit :hump: .....and then helps the fem fly out
Now tell me how did the male fly get out?

Do we get the answer or are you going to leave us in suspense all night?
Put us out our misery so I can go to sleep please.
FFS littlemee..............lol
Are you sure you're from Chesterfield??
Everyone else in Chesterfield says it's just you who's the twat.
They were close, it appears, but wrong.
I hold my hands up.
I am a twat.
I didn't see the answer posted but it had been a long day.
Humble apologies. Will I ever be forgiven?
And no, I'm not from Chesterfield. I just live near to it.
I'm just a thick Southerner who couldn't stand the M25.

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17 Mar 2005

Showing my age a bit but Linda Bellingham when she was in the Oxo advert!!! No idea why that had an effect on me when I was younger!!!
Dervla Kirwan (gorgeous Irish accent) or Davina McCall or both (!!!) 'cos they look quite similar to me.
Any of the Corrs (the sisters obviously).
But the ultimate must be Dawn French!!!

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

3 flys stuck in a milk bottel.......1 male fly... 2 fems flys
the male fly says to one of the fem fly . ....do you want to get out
the fem fly says yes please
male fly says............ give me a bit and i will show you!.....so she had a abit .and she got out
male fly went up to the 2nd fly and says do you want to get out............ yes says the 2nd fem fly.......
male fly says give me a bit and i will show you!.. so she gave him a bit :hump: .....and then helps the fem fly out
Now tell me how did the male fly get out?

Do we get the answer or are you going to leave us in suspense all night?
Put us out our misery so I can go to sleep please.

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
pushbike of motorbike ?????

That's what I'd like to know.
I'll get the Suzuki cleaned so I don't get a dirty arse if needed.

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by littlemee
i replied back to you littleme

I haven't received anything jennaj.
Are you just teasing me?
Jennaj, first you tease me, now you ignore me.
I'm feeling unloved & unwanted.

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by Calista
What is North & what is South?
As a Southerner I regarded anything north of the Thames as North!!!
Now I've moved from Kent to Derbyshire I regard Scotland as north.
So as Derbys the Midlands, do the SH members regard me as a Southerner or a Northerner?

Nope a Midlander :thumbup:
So you can all forget your Norths & Souths 'cos the best people come from the Midlands. (If the lovely Calista is anything to go by).

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16 Mar 2005

What is North & what is South?
As a Southerner I regarded anything north of the Thames as North!!!
Now I've moved from Kent to Derbyshire I regard Scotland as north.
So as Derbys the Midlands, do the SH members regard me as a Southerner or a Northerner?

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by jennaj
i replied back to you littleme

I haven't received anything jennaj.
Are you just teasing me?

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16 Mar 2005

Grazie.

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15 Mar 2005

I PM'ed you a wee while ago.

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Or should that be your panties on the floor

She was wearing some when she came?
What a prude.

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15 Mar 2005

Could I ask, are you trained or qualified?
'Cos I have a couple of vertebrae that have a partially locking facet joint (well that's what the physio calls it) and I was hoping you might be cheaper, more attractive & more fun than my chiropracter?
I Don't want you paralysing me though?

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15 Mar 2005

You are in so just make yourself at home.
Tea or coffee?

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15 Mar 2005

cya soon
jo xxxx
Ooooo! I hope so!!!

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15 Mar 2005

Is the half an inch that important?
Why not just round it up to the magical 9"?
I'm sure the lucky ladies on here won't be turning up with their tape measures.

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15 Mar 2005

If I hadn't read it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it.
SIX single guys arrange to meet gingerjo-lee and don't turn up.
They are giving us single guys a bad name.
They must have had something else pretty good come up.
As a newbie and a swinging virgin I can only use my furtile imagination to picture what happens at gingerjo-lee's meetings.
Well, the pictures on your web sites help my imagination a little!!!
Very nice gingerjo, very nice.
Only wish I was closer and had the courage.
I'll just continue watching from the backseat, on my own if that's ok with you.

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14 Mar 2005

I've been here 4 months and I haven't found many nice aspects just yet.
But I'm prepared to keep looking so if I keep knocking there's bound to be something coming out of the woodwork.

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14 Mar 2005

This is my first full day on SH (no, I've not literally been on here ALL day) and the first person to PM me is living round the corner in the same little town I've just moved into.
What are the chances?!!!
Which led me to wonder. Are there any other people on this site in sleepy Tibshelf?
Is it a hot-bed of swinging passion behind the net curtains. Or is it just me and A.N. Other keeping the SH end up?!!!
I don't want a meet or ought, just let me know if Tibshelf could be the swinging capital of Derbyshire.
Or England.
Or maybe the world.

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14 Mar 2005

Is that an XJR13 in your pic Dave?
I used to have a black 1200 'til the wife decided she wanted babies.
Have you still got the 13 and what do you reckon on her?
I loved my 12. Almost too much I think the wife might have said!!!

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14 Mar 2005

Quote by Chorley-bi-fem
its just nobody seems to give the 'little guys' a chance n its time sum1 did so here i am

I think I love you Chorley-bi-fem.

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14 Mar 2005

I was a newbie yesterday & everyone said 'Hi' to me so do we now all say 'Congratulations' to those getting their first meeting under their belt?
Ooops! Too late! I've already said it so if it isn't the done thing then it should be.
We should make it a veritable Mexican wave of support that people are getting it together successfully.

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14 Mar 2005

Not many ladies extolling the virtues of small one's on this site so this makes a refreshing and pleasant change.
Gives me the hope to carry on.
Dohh! Now everyone knows I've only got a lit'l'un!!!
Are there any more ladies out there who share at least some of Chorley-bi-fem's views?
I bloody hope so or I'm snookered.

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14 Mar 2005

I've only used Tesco so far.
But I'll gladly swap.
I don't have a Tesco Loyalty card!!!

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14 Mar 2005

Sorry this is an old post to reply to but I'm a newbie whose been trawling the forum and I've found something interesting.
Has anyone out there never discussed the prospect of swinging with their partner and then brought the subject up out of the blue with them?
If so, how did it go down? Well or not well at all?
Also, was anyone considering swinging but thought their partner wouldn't want to know so didn't say anything about it until their partner brought the idea up?

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