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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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Orgasminator
Quote by Tania
OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?
Well, you're a lady - time to 'fess up! ;)
I'd go for uncircumcised as I have had my fill of circumcised cocks. I like the extra sensation of the foreskin but having said that, please men, don't let that stop you approaching me, I am sure I can happily accommodate you all! ;)
are you by any chance randy Tania? :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by Angel Chat
Not sure I'm exactly qualified to answer this question, but I hate the feeling of it on my face. It stings like hell if it gets in your eyes, and if it does go on my face, I can't wipe it off quick enough. Just not my thing I guess.
I can think of several other places I'd have no objection to it going though :twisted: :twisted:
my ex used to like me doing it on her pussy. although she used to like watching me wank too
Orgasminator
Quote by Tania
Liked the sperm bank joke - quite unexpected.
nope not seen that one before :D check your PMs btw I said sorry...
no idea why we like it, I think it's more just the cumming in the mouth and the lack of mess for me. it's not nice having the mouth removed at the last moment, like being woken up by having the duvet removed
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Quote by VenusnMars
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx
ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What again?!
Venusxxx
there's always room for more anal! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Methinks you are biased! :giggle:
Venusxxx
no, I love giving oral too, and receiving, and.......
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx
ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What again?!
Venusxxx
there's always room for more anal! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by duncanlondon
I got busted 2 times and its a real pisser. I always stay opn the same routes when I drive and obey the signs on a new one.
because it's not breaking the law if you have technique...
it may be a pisser, but the one thing you can say about speed cameras, they don't pick on people
:borg: unless you're particularly photogenic I guess... Orgasminator
Quote by Tania
What? Do I have to do a search for each question that comes up in my mind? What's the point of having a forum then, we can all just sit and do searches all day instead of exchanging info. I give up!
no, it's just that that particular one has come up every few days for the last month
didn't mean don't ask things, after all, I'm not your boss, and I'm not a mod. I think I said it more because I'm bored than anything!
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
Depends on the job I think. If you apply for a position in some large industries (like the NHS) the wage sometimes remains the same.....I may very well bugger off up North yet, when they decide to turn the temperature up that is! :P
Venusxxx
there's a point, I don't deal well with the cold! but a house for under 100k would be nice, then I could afford to heat it as well!
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Quote by VenusnMars
according to the poll, 2 people actually PAY to go to work!!! the fools :twisted: :twisted:
Smartarse! 
Venusxxx
never had my bum called smart before also, wages differ north to south (so I'm lead to believe) if they don't then I'm moving up north for some cheap housing!!
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Quote by easy
The maned ones prefer to take pictures of cars that approach them as then there is no confusion as to who is driving.
except that motorcyclists cannot be identified from the front, and basic human rights mean everyone must be treated equally...
simple answer, slow the f$*k down!!! in my opinion, going as fast as you like on dual carriageways is fine, if you hit anything, it shouldn't be there. but slow down on small lanes and in built up areas (which is where speed, sorry "safety" cameras are now being used) because if you hit something there, then it could be a child playing ball.
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Quote by Vix
OH oh oh the comp can't be over already.
I wanted to play. I was just looking for someone to animate me :shock:
:: CQ stomps feet and storms out of the thread ::
BTW Vix I see you have another super sexy avi!!
edited: now that I've seen the prize I'm even moreI didn't get to enter :twisted:
Awww hun, you're on our prize listr every day. :love:
Quote by lucyuktv2
and after telling poor africablokie too! shame on you! but...MMmmmmmm yummy! now which to start on....
it's on my way to Cornwall too, (if I went the long way...)
Is not an avatar, is it?
Hmm... yeah, just go through Glasto on your way... ba-da-bing!oddly enough I've never actually been there...I feel some sightseeing coming on!
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Quote by Vix
Feck arse.
We were supposed to be running this comp, weren't we? And we went and decided to get married and forgot the comp.
Sorry about that, people!
Lucy, you win!
HOOORAAAYYYYYY what's my prize, do I get some boobs to play wiv? or a nice big hard juicy.....
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Quote by BaldEagle
P.S. for anyone struggling keep her knickers and bra on for the first orgasm.
That's were I am going wrong, always too hasty to get all the clothes off
Honestly, I only tried it for a few mins, I'm waiting for the cheat codes to appear... rub left nipple once, right nipple twice and press "M".
no, it's press "O" 42 times then rub the right nipple!
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Quote by rogerthedragon
OK, I need help here people, I've managed to make her cum once, I've got onto the bonus level and made her cum as well as getting her naked, hitting the sweet spot etc. etc.
I have accessed 2 out of the 3 extras but I can't activate the "Touch all areas" button so which bit am I missing?
As far as I know I have done Inner thigh, Vagina, Pubis, Stomach, L&R Nipples and L&R Breasts.
Someone please help cos its bugging me and I want to see the third extra.
Roger the Dragon
P.S. If just re-read this and it sounds like a combination of an anatomy class and a leason in doing "The Knowledge"
where's the sweet spot? I had the same trouble with the all body parts. only got 2 bonuses :(
As far as I can tell to get the sweet spot it is either about rubbing the Vagina in just the right way (I found circular motions are best) or it could be got by prolonging the Orgasm. (I found if you move your hand slowly enough the state and arousal bars can both be kept constant and she moans for ages :twisted: )
Roger the Dragon
P.S. for anyone struggling keep her knickers and bra on for the first orgasm. 8-)
that's what I thought, but couldn't quite get it right. nor could I do the left nipple :(
Orgasminator
Quote by rogerthedragon
OK, I need help here people, I've managed to make her cum once, I've got onto the bonus level and made her cum as well as getting her naked, hitting the sweet spot etc. etc.
I have accessed 2 out of the 3 extras but I can't activate the "Touch all areas" button so which bit am I missing?
As far as I know I have done Inner thigh, Vagina, Pubis, Stomach, L&R Nipples and L&R Breasts.
Someone please help cos its bugging me and I want to see the third extra.
Roger the Dragon
P.S. If just re-read this and it sounds like a combination of an anatomy class and a leason in doing "The Knowledge"
where's the sweet spot? I had the same trouble with the all body parts. only got 2 bonuses :(
