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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Tania
Interesting link to TY. I have seen her on a DVD before but I don't envy her. She is ruined, totally ruined. As for inserting dildos in her urethra, heavens forbid! Any of us girls who's ever suffered a UTI would shudder at the thought.
not just dildos.... :shock:
Quote by judytv
Oh yes, absolutely and all the time, I am a avid collector of .......quality and 3 hour Tranny porn. Not the low quality movie downloads from goatlist etc.
Free lunches are usually not very tasty and give you indigestion. Quality, like comfort will often cost.
Judy.
no I use emule, and a lot of them are dvd quality
and yes, I have some nice tranny porn too :D 
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Quote by gailen
Not sure if this counts as kinky - especially in this kind of company (SH) - But i just went to my golf club wearing my lady friends panties!!
Ok so its quite tame - but they are so much more comfortable than mine!
then you ought to get some for yourself ;)
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Quote by gands0719
They pretty much are sold out though!
I hear tickets are on ebay for £300+ though :shock:
Apparently U2's lawyers are onto the eBay touts !
Good to see someone doing something about it.
Well oddly enough I don't have a problem with touts, as it gives some people the oportunity to get the tickets who otherwise couldn't.
The majority of people have the time to call for the tickets until successful, but have to save for the tickets, these people are time rich, cash poor. (such as students)
There are, however, others who are cash rich, time poor. these people are the likes of CEOs and executives who work 12 or more hours a day, constantly on call and working from home too. these people are all too happy to pay someone to get the tickets for them, and this is where the touts come in.
no offense to anyone, just stating the fact that there are people who might not be able to take the time out while the tickets are on sale
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Quote by PoloLady
I am still thinking about the original question and my brain now has a slight throbbing sensation. I don't know which is more difficult to fully understand 'general relativity', 'special relativity' or 'kinky relativity'. Probably the latter. It is all relative - once I have done something it is no longer kinky to me - though to someone else it might be very kinky.
Would any of the following be considered kinky?
A - masturbating with a finger of fudge and then eating it (I hate seeing chocolate go to waste)?
B - Attempting to make use of 4 vibrators simultaneously and taking photos of ones self whilst in the act, with a remote control digicam?
C - Concertinaing 10 yards of silky ribbon into the virginal cavity with the aim of enjoying the sensation of slowly pulling it out?
A - now when you say a finger of fudge....
B - still have the photo's?
C - coooooool was it fun?
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Quote by Notts4Fun
Well, im expecting 3 points and a fine to come through the post in a few days then.
Bugger.
Wasn't driving recklessly at all! i was taking my gran out for a birthday treat! i was doing 40/42ish in a 30, that would definantly be more suitable as a 40, but hey i know i dont make the rules.
Came down the hill, then didnt notice the fecking thing on the otherside of the road with its doors open at me till i was 20 meters from the fecking thing!
there's a bit like that in pompey, where it's only a 30 limit because tossers kept crossing the road which is a dual carriageway, rather than walking 100yards to a crossing. these people died or got injured so they slowed the traffic down and put up a speed camera.
but unfair limits is still no excuse to speed
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Quote by little gem
As far as we know W/S in the bar area is almost universally frowned upon . Glad to help x
And I thought I had ordered and apple juice! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ewwwwwwwww.
There are quite a few unwritten rules I think, my fist experience of a swinging club was hilarious cos I didn't understand the subtle come ons of the lady lay next to me!
Bi men............ can I watch!?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
you can watch me anytime
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Quote by dirtydoggers
quick intro..i'm mr dirty, and i hope you guys don't mind me dragging myself from the mire of the dogging board, to hang with you intellectuals for half an hour? my thoughts on blow jobs are as follows..personally i would favour a girl with buck teeth, not through any perceived sensation, but of more importance to me, would be the question of how they got like that? you see, given the choice of several oral devotees, the girl who's dental features would allow her to eat an apple through a tennis racket, for me, would hold more promise..remember the "worn out ballet shoes" poster? the deep throat issue is ridiculous..ask a girl to accomadate more than a three inches, she'll gag, try to retrieve the mars bar you gave her in anticipation, she'll swallow it whole!!! only last night mrs dirty called me an animal, "i'm an animal?, you wouldn't catch me sucking a cock'! i replied....ok, i'm crawling back down, sorry, but you did ask..
3?! I can manage about 6 or 7, not actually met anyone longer than that! :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Tania
Yes it was till he said 'hmphrph..nuff' and I was midflow and unable to stop. LOL Very frustrating. I find it more exciting to pee all over them as they lie on the floor but must confess to getting the giggles and having trouble commencing the operation.
little minx.... :twisted:
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Quote by easy
ive been caught with a mobile forward facing cam bout 10mths ago :doh: not arsed as my car looked kewl on it and its only my second in 10yrs! lol was a dual carriage way before you all rant at meand lucy is right about bikes but the powers above are trying to bring a law in for plates on the front of bikes :cry: like that will catch on!
Just wondering how they're going to mount them? Lethal blade style (the reason the old way of mounting them on the front stoneguard was abandoned), maybe a mice sticky sheet over the screen or headlight? What about a 20cm x 20cm piece of plastic over your "ram-air" intake? Also doubles as a way of restricting the bikes performance. :thumbup:
Or rivet them to the motorcyclists helmet
alternatively, cut out the middle man, when purchasing a bike, instead of letting you have one, just catapault the cutomer into a wall at 120mph, and send them straight to hospital
sorry all...not a bike fan...
