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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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boring I know, but I like the smell of Zippo lighters! fannytastic!
I do like all the other stuff that's been written, but that's my fav.
Second is charlie red, but it gives me a headache sad
is there a list of mods somewhere so we can all have a perv and decide? :twisted: :twisted:
II don't use the chat, and feel like I'm fading from here too, just not had the time for a while!
easy peasy...but you don't have boobs so I won't tell :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Bloke2005
when I move my house around in the next few weeks...

aren't houses usually heavy and glued to the floor? rolleyes
I tend to buy my basques on the high street as they are way cheaper than online. :twisted:
Quote by little gem
Girls can do all that Harry, and some of them can do it much better than a guy can!
We really don't need men apart from for procreational reasons.

you sure you don't want a man little gem? rolleyes
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
Thank God there are some of you people out there like the bigger birds.
Bigger birds make softer pillows
:thrilled:
:love:
Netsuke

I'll second that, an ex of mine was skinny, and I'd often wake up with bruises from her bones :cry:
I kiss you better
:love:
Netsuke
OK on hands and knees now where do I go?
:love:
Netsuke
anywhere you like ;)
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
Thank God there are some of you people out there like the bigger birds.
Bigger birds make softer pillows
:thrilled:
:love:
Netsuke

I'll second that, an ex of mine was skinny, and I'd often wake up with bruises from her bones :cry:
I kiss you better
:love:
Netsuke
the bruises were lower than that wink
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
Thank God there are some of you people out there like the bigger birds.
Bigger birds make softer pillows
:thrilled:
:love:
Netsuke

I'll second that, an ex of mine was skinny, and I'd often wake up with bruises from her bones :cry:
Quote by Dave__Notts
I suppose bomb disposal may be out on this one as well.

oddly enough, I had a friend who was colourblind who was refused entry into the navy on those grounds. he now works in bomb disposal. when you think about it, knowing the colour of wires could actually be a disadvantage!
Quote by *Rachel*
Hellooooo. tell us a bit about yerself then honey kiss

I'm really quite shy so I hope that you all will be patient with me.
Hopefully I will reveal a little about myself as I get into posting. :confused2:
of course :smoke: but...are you in the north, south, east or west...animal, vegetable, mineral?
I'm in the east, organic matter and sorry for being so lame.
that's quite alright, everyone moves at their own speed, until we find the right buttons to press wink
you managed to get an avatar pdq, so you seem to be learning quickly!
Quote by *Rachel*
Hellooooo. tell us a bit about yerself then honey kiss

I'm really quite shy so I hope that you all will be patient with me.
Hopefully I will reveal a little about myself as I get into posting. :confused2:
of course :smoke: but...are you in the north, south, east or west...animal, vegetable, mineral?
Quote by bbw
Answer me this if you can.........
lol :lol: :lol: : :
All the magazines and models etc project the ideal woman as a perfect size 10/12 with gorgeous breasts, long legs and a stunning face (Wow, she sounds nice!)
How comes then, that as a BBW I have found that there are many many men and woman who find the larger frame so sexy, and why oh why are they not given the exposure that they so rightly deserve!
Its about time that being big and I am not necessarily talking about huge people just nice cuddly ones, should be positively promoted.
What do you think?
:happy:
BBW
xxx

in fashion mags etc it's due to the designers supplying the clothing that size. also that size is much more predictably shaped to make clothing for, whereas bigger people tend to be bigger/smaller in different areas biggrin
Also there are far fewer larger people who want to be models. thin people believe they can be models so it becomes their goal....chicken and egg....
Quote by bluexxx
I chose my job because it's easy and well paid, no stereotypes there biggrin

Me too, apart from the well paid bit rolleyes confused
so you're just easy then? :twisted: :twisted:
I chose my job because it's easy and well paid, no stereotypes there biggrin
without men all the gadget companies would go bankrupt, and the economy would suffer.
inventions would be few and far between (let me explain...) women are quite content to learn to use tools and get a job done. men will spend weeks working out how they can avoid doing something.
the world would be clogged up with instruction manuals...men just bin them ;)
but most importantly, there would only be about 20 members on swinging heaven!!
Quote by loveblock
a few years ago whe n you looked at sex videos etc, none of them or very few showed women havin g anal sex. it was considerd or dirty. nowdays most videos dvds women having anal sex. is it because women are more into it or enjoying more,so its no longer a subject?.

every porn movie I've ever seen pretty much had an anal bit in, in fact it used to be the norm to have the story go: oral, vaginal, anal, cumshot. each scene or "story"line would be about 20 minutes long.
These days it's a lot more specialised, so you get mainly what the titls says you'll get biggrin
I kinda liked the old one, but this one is great too. you have a fantastic figure, so any shot will be fine with us biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
Heaven knows what these party planners will come up with next lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't think this idea will work with PVC though, will it wink

might work with latex...one size fits all biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....

You forgot "damn fine ass" in that description :twisted: wink
...but I don't have a damn fine ass...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... looks OK from here :wink: :wink: :wink:
knew it would work...keep em coming :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....

You forgot "damn fine ass" in that description :twisted: wink
...but I don't have a damn fine ass...
but if you forward a hoax, it does the same as a virus, just leave the warnings to the pros.
Can we lock this now please to keep it from the top.
if not lock then...
STOP POSTING
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....
....oh, hang on, I just wrote what I thought people wanted to hear biggrin
silly me redface surprisedops:
sorry, forgive my sarcasm, I can't help it sad
Quote by ant140
smoking...sorry its just a word some people use for smoking redface surprisedops:

wouldn't it have been just as quick to write smoking and not make me feel stupid :oops: not that that's easy...
anyhoo...I assume it's the Alan Carr one? lots of my friends have had great success with that...I have yet to read it....Mmmmm ciiiiggggaaarrrreeeetttttttts :twisted: :twisted:
smoke em if you gottem rolleyes