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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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hehe, now you look proper mental, just posting sorry with a title of sorry! lol you'll get the hang of it dearie
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Oh and welcome from a bit of a minger ;) lol :wave2:
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Geez - Little Gem - if you are a minger I am flucking santa claus!!!! :lol: kiss
THEN WHERE IS MY FLIPPIN FIRE ENGINE SANTA!!!
*EDIT* that didn't come out right. GEM how can I make that up to you? you are luverly...
it amazes me you found the ONLY place you shouldn't!! smackbottom :borg: dunno banghead :banghead: :silly:
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TBH, I cum, climb off and start sleeping. Whether or not he's 'done' redface
There again, I really am not a cuddler. Am trying to rectify the abhorrance to cuddling, but it's proving to be a long lesson.

you ought to be careful, that's just begging to wake up messy!
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So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw lol )
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason dunno

I could tell you, but I'd have to carry out some tests first...just to be sure...
Purely in the interest of research wink
of course! what kind of man do you think I am :twisted:
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So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw lol )
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason dunno

I could tell you, but I'd have to carry out some tests first...just to be sure...
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dammit lucuuktv2 why do you have such a sweet ass ffs ?

well just think how I must feel! I'll never get to f*ck it!
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hello there everyone
new to this do thouht i would introduce myself and get to know some people.
gets real quiet up here in scotland.

go on then....introductions are usually a little longer dear...
I keep having dreams like that too! admittedly I love them and would rather that than sleeping properly!
still waiting... sad
although to be honest I'm lazy so it's my own fault! anyone fancy coming to me? :twisted:
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I hate it hate it hate it........................ only one site................. we should all have only one name per person,,,,,,,,,
I am blonde and very easily confused.......
Spent 40 mins talking to someone in a PM in the chat room.............. b4 I realised it wasn't the person I thought it was.......
It is so confusing.................and when u are new and blonde it could quite easily lead to suicide.............please change it and make everyone have only one name.....
Do I need to put this for the attention of someone who is important..........????
so who is important in here???????????
and how do u know who to ask if u have a problem????
ok.......... climbing off my soap box now............. will go back to burning the kids tea.....
luv and cuddles
Blondeslave

sadly there are quite good techie reasons for it, although I'm sure it would be possible given enough effort. either way, it's too late now as someone would have to fix the existing names!
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The smell of rain on hard dry earth. You Brits won't have a clue what I mean confused .
Oh and ylang ylang. Something about the smell of ylang ylang just does it for me :twisted:

you saying it's never dry here? why I remember in the 80's it stoped raining for over 24 minutes!
:laughabove: :laughabove: That can't be true. Surely!!!! :shock:
ok....23 sad
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The smell of rain on hard dry earth. You Brits won't have a clue what I mean confused .
Oh and ylang ylang. Something about the smell of ylang ylang just does it for me :twisted:

you saying it's never dry here? why I remember in the 80's it stoped raining for over 24 minutes!
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II don't use the chat, and feel like I'm fading from here too, just not had the time for a while!

Awwwww please don't fade honey, we will miss your pretty bum if you fade away :upset: .
However, I know what you mean about time, Im working at the same time as being on here but I should really be consentraiting on what Im doing :P :: I have been trying to multitask for more years than I care to remember. Only real females can do it properly though wink .
Judy

lucy, sure it would only take you bobbing in every once in a while to refresh memories and all that! ;) we don't demand 24/7 presence, just some of us are too far gone to do owt about it! rolleyes ;)
n x x x ;)
you mean you don't dream about me 24/7? :cry: :cry: :cry: smackbottom
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A fresh nappy obviously

why obviously? have you looked on the internet recently? there are some ODD people about!
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Nappy

new or used?
empty nappy sacks smell quite good now you mention it...
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Cocked that one up, didn't he? lol
In no particular order
Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek
Bluexxx
Heather
Jags
JasTim
Mal
Misschief
MrsFC
Sgt Bilko
SteveG

one of each please... smackbottom for bilko though!! I assume it was he that did that
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is there a list of mods somewhere so we can all have a perv and decide? :twisted: :twisted:

Yes, here it is.....................
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Hpoe that helps!! wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmmmmm....I'll go for hpoe please!