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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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it's lucky I only live 400 yards from the club! and they aren't open yet. am I getting that old? I used to go out at 8pm and be back at 2am, and now....THEY AREN'T EVEN OPEN!!!
Quote by jack_daniels72
Hopefully Vibrators don't rely on the same flawed technology ?

would you buy a Microsoft Vibrator? it'd flippin conk out just before the climax!
no no no!!! shagging is having sex, fucking is harder, something you do TO someone, shagging is done with someone if you see what I mean.
They both mean sex though ;)
I'd ask the guy that wrote the bible where he got the idea from, pure genius! not as good as Harry potter, but WAY better than Lord of the Rings :twisted:
and there was me thinking we were going to banquet ON the veggies. Mmmmm prime long pork...
Quote by Katien_n_John
woooooooooooooohoooooooooooo :bounce:
lucyuktv2, you are a diamond, all working A OK redface
:doh: fick or what?
Katie is just administering a good smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: as that was the first thing she suggested, .................. dont you just love a smartass rotflmao

and my prize is a what??? :twisted:
Sorry, Katie has claimed 1st prize as she thought of it first rolleyes
Trouble is she wont tell me what it is yet :scared:
I think we should share....
Quote by Katien_n_John
woooooooooooooohoooooooooooo :bounce:
lucyuktv2, you are a diamond, all working A OK redface
:doh: fick or what?
Katie is just administering a good smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: as that was the first thing she suggested, .................. dont you just love a smartass rotflmao

and my prize is a what??? :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Aren't you the same mopiko that wrote in this thread that your gf probably won't be into this...ever.....?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/35286/20.html
confused
Minx

damn the history!!! lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hello and welcome Mr Gen Herts smile
Sorry to hear about the job mate but I am sure something will come up soon enough :)
Anyways you now have plenty of time to spend in the loony bin like the rest of us ..heh
:twisted:
Minx xx Oh and and extra X for Mrsgenherts

minx, you have an extremely sexy nose....
Nose?? WTF??? lol ..ty lucyuktv2 xxxx
Minx xx
or isn't that you?
Quote by Katien_n_John
Ah, hang on, as well as pressing connect on the base station aren't there buttons on the mouse and the keyboard (on the underside) that you need to press too? Have a feeling you need to do them in a specific order, too.

We cant see any buttons on mouse or keyboard,
erm......have you checked it under the BOIS? Ther may be some setting under there that refers too USB keyboards...i know mine has...
Will check out the BIOS, Should have thought of that one,
check the batteries. keep trying pressing the buttons. they usually work eventually )
Katie is changing the batts as I type, thanks guys biggrin
BIOS is unnecessary for windows...find the buttons, they'll be the key.
Quote by Rainbows
Mr Swingboy - I do aplogise for this slight hjack of your "hello" thread - but Lucy needs a damn good smack. Excuse me a moment whilst I "borrow" your thread to do so.
Lucy - you just come here NOW
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

:moon:
check the batteries. keep trying pressing the buttons. they usually work eventually surprised)
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hello and welcome Mr Gen Herts smile
Sorry to hear about the job mate but I am sure something will come up soon enough :)
Anyways you now have plenty of time to spend in the loony bin like the rest of us ..heh
:twisted:
Minx xx Oh and and extra X for Mrsgenherts

minx, you have an extremely sexy nose....
Quote by Rainbows
Well I try awfully hard not to swallow breast - but have no objection to a bit of breast passing my lips :twisted: redface :

not even with gravy? :shock:
Quote by sazzle
Both good ideas. Take it we're just being a tad touchy????
Guess its par for the course. wink

yup...just tell the tossers to fluck off, and you'll be ok. or meet people on here rather than ads.
Quote by Yeah_Yeah_Yeahs
Oh why thankyou!!!
Not bad looking yourself!!! wink
do you think i've got a hernia? i swear it looks like it bulges on the right.....i hurt it playing rugby the other day?
Sexy questions i ask!

nope looks fine to me!
Quote by Eagerslut9
Bloody hell lucy! Those black knicks look like a pair I had nicked near Maidstone one night! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Wasn't you was it? dunno wink :twisted:
(Sorry for the thread hijack)
bolt

although I MAY previously have been guilty of that elsewhere....these are Matalan el cheapo knx sad
Quote by Yeah_Yeah_Yeahs
which one had the nice body? all i seem to remember is a short guy with glasses, and a not so short guy without glases....
Or am i geting confused?
:shock:

meant you!....... loon poke
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hey you lot now stop it smackbottom
wink

NO!! :cheers:
Right you!.................i will send wbb on to ya!..... i you think i am joking !!!!!
Now behave!......or else OK.........or be ]
bring it on :sparring:
oo dear 0o dear!................... your infor it now.......one flip of her left tit .your out cold!
I dare not tell you about the right one :eeek:
Mmmmmmmm BOOOOOOOBBBBIIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!
Quote by Rainbows
] Now Rainbows, are you trying to say that under no circumstances would you EVER consider allowing meat to pass your lips? :twisted:

Oh fluck Kat - don't confuse me confused
Does it make a difference if I don't swallow? redface
breast or leg? :laughabove: innocent
just put all your pics on a site and cut out the middle man :cheers:
Quote by Eagerslut9
He hee! I think he's trying to say sorry :undecided:
Your name's not Timothy by any chance is it? boink
:twisted: :twisted:

TIMMY!!!!
bork bork!!
Quote by dundeefella
not sure Steven Seagull would have been a great career move
mind u some of those birds are f**kin huge

something wrong with fat birds? wink
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hey you lot now stop it smackbottom
wink

NO!! :cheers:
Right you!.................i will send wbb on to ya!..... i you think i am joking !!!!!
Now behave!......or else OK.........or be ]
bring it on :sparring:
Quote by Us2Herts
my is that slow i'm beginning to think pidgeon post will be quicker

They are....but swallows are more efficient.