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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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too late, I've now smile I must say it's good to see Jones doing so well lol :lol:it could almost have been planned...
one small question...in rugby...is it considered hard to defeat the French? not saying anythign about the French but....
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do they count in womens knickers? <<<<<<<<<< or do I need to go and find some blokes pants? or a nude?

Lucy, I really dont think it matters how your bum is dressed, just leave it as it is! Fantastic! Not many on here have a bum nice enough to win in the Mens section and the Ladies section!
Naught goes away and jealously thinks of Lucys bum! redface surprisedops: :oops: thankyou :oops: :oops: :oops:
ok, a serious question everyone, where do you keep your toys?
I have used 2 shoeboxes for a while (and some overspill into me drawers ;) ) but I find that the jelly based ones "leak" into the cardboard. and the big pink one even leaks into other dildos causing them to have pink spots! in an ideal world they'd all have their own little homes, but WHERE should I keep them, and where do you all keep yours.
I am of course assuming you all have equally large collections...
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is nt that what men are for

a couple of women have said that now....which is fine, but what are women for if that's the case? I know from bitter experience (painful beatings) it's not cooking or cleaning!
do they count in womens knickers? <<<<<<<<<< or do I need to go and find some blokes pants? or a nude?
what a cracking idea...opt in spam biggrin because I don't get enough in my box ;)
Quote by Scandal
I thought Steve was a popular name, but all those Nicks ! Blimey how do you tell them all apart?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
also to note, toothpaste is a mild anesthetic too, so applied to the right bits would prolong the fun, assuming the burning sensation could be endured. personally I'm a wimp and can't stand it!
nope, it's because I spent my money on beer and ate homemade veg soup
Quote by MQ
Well you have two choices, you could go to bed and stay there till monday or you could get off your arse and do something!
HTH lol

but WHAT!!!
I used to live on £1 a week at uni 2 years ago, and that's paying normal prices not wholesale, so 37p wholesale would be easy if JO could stop putting so many chuffing herbs in!
can anyone think of a good way to "snap out of it"?
currently I feel like I'm waiting for Monday to go to work. just going through the motions until something comes along...
any suggestions?
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...women? you mean woman...but I'm a man.!

:shock: :shock: bloody hell ..............why is it that tv have better bods then use women! dunno
Sorry babes redface surprisedops: worship
but in that case!...i will flick ya surpenders with me teeth! :twisted: :twisted: wink
ROCKIN' when?!?!?! moose moose....BORK!
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no offence, but you sound like a proper nutter now...
BORK ;)

How does a simple question rate me as a nutter?
I take it youve NEVER ever looked at anyone in another car? apart from dogging maybe!
all the time, but didn't consider hitting them to meet ;)
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Wine and Whisky :shock:
You shouldn't mix the grape with the grain lol
Although I have done on many an occasion redface

arse too late now....I'll just have to drink through it!
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no offence, but you sound like a proper nutter now...
BORK ;)

Sounds like potential stalker stuff to me lol :lol: :lol:
Chocolaaaa moooooosee ....moosemoose...bork..
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Lucy they're all out drinking lol

BUM!!! not sure I can work this one out myself...
and there was me thinking you were all hardened drinkers! FOR SHAME!!!
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I have some biggrin :kick: but you ain't havin' em back.....you don't scare me... bolt

you better watch out young women!...YOU DON'T NO ME SO .......................
be afraid very afraid :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
...women? you mean woman...but I'm a man... :shock: I'm actually terrified, but drunk so I'm also fearless...SOMEBODY STOP ME before debs does something I'll regret!
what IS safe to drink after wine and whiskey? apart from the same? :cheers:
HEEEEEELLL no...I'm lonely.... when they open at 10 I'm there!
no offense to you lovelly peeps ;)
I have some biggrin :kick: but you ain't havin' em back.....you don't scare me... bolt