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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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....and it's not a dildo either sad I seem to have a pile accumulating on my floor of ones which didn't quite scratch this particular itch!
Quote by Marya
Now don't think I'm a freak, right, but when I gave up smoking I had a mad craving hat could only be satisfied with chalk
. I carried chalk around with me day and night and whenever i got that feeling again, I would scrape my teeth on it and crunch the little bits that came off.
OK, so I'm a freak but don't offend me by saying so or Ice Pie will have words! rotflmao

we wouldn't call you a freak........you F&*&ing NUTTER!!! wink
Quote by MrsFC
Ok on a limb !!!!!!!!!!!! Me !!!.........................if not choclolate is !!!!!!!!

something obtainable please!!
Quote by fruity1976
Know what I just felt like I needed! Branston pickle on my burger! :shock:

Mmmmm buuuurgeeer
I gave up smoking a while back, and I still don't even want a fag biggrin thanks to mr Allen Carr.
Trouble is, I want something. I know it's not a fag, and it never was a cigarette that I wanted, but I used to smoke because I thought it was.
It's not a drink either...trust me I've had those already :D:D :cheers: drinkies
Soooo any suggestions for what I could try next?
I'm often about in the evenings and can sometimes accomodate, would like to get to know some people for regular meets too smile
I'm in Truro quite often, and usually boered at 3am when down there. you anywhere near?
p.s. I don't usually dress when in Truro smile
Quote by mollman
oooooooo i can shake for longer than 25 mins lucyuktv :evil2: and i may get an i pod after all but not a pink one, Jags, as i don't think it is my colour, and also i don't think it would go down to well with a couple of hundred dirty, sweaty, and oily engineers poke
so if i do get an i pod then it will be black or something boring like that :yawn:

you have to actually HOLD an ipod to realise why it's better, but if you do, then you'll be hooked biggrin
Quote by mollman
Well all i can say is a big thankyou ( yet again ) to everyone who has come up with suggestions for sites, and the differences between the zen micro and the i pod but, i think, i will stick with the zen micro......as it seems much easier to use.
But i have two last quick questions for you all does either of these two have locking keys? because like i put in my original post, when i am at work it will be in my pocket and i don't want to be working away and the songs or whatever keeps jumping :bounce: smackbottom.
And also if i do decide to get a i pod can i use a normal pc to download music and stuff? blink
A big thankyou goes to:
Mister Discreet, manofmuchfun, Jags, Silk and Big G easy. And anyone else who comes up with ideas........
I will now go out sometime this week and buy either one of the machines
thankyou, you guys.
love mollman :taz:

yup, hold switches are standard.
yup normal PCs are fine.
no they don't skip due to huge memory, so you have 25mins of antiskip biggrin can you shake for 25minutes? :twisted:
I got an iPod today, £209 in pcworld (first time they've had a good price EVER!!!) and all I can say is...GET AN IPOD!!!
if only for the fact that it has firewire so it's quicker than usb2, and charges with power from the PC, and it's SEXY as hell and, and, and... :twisted:
*edit* in case I sound like a nutter, I am aware of the theoretical speeds of usb2 and firewire400, but I've tried both, and firewire is faster for long transfers. Also it can charge an ipod in 1/5th the time of usb biggrin SEE I'm not a nutter...just a geek sad
got this link in a PM thought I'd post it as they were worried about advertising, but I'm not bovered...am I bovered tho? yeah but no... init!
anyways...I'm after a spanking so mods...I done it on purpose!!!
Quote by Tania
If jellies are leaking... does that mean they are also leaking inside body cavities? If so, then how do we know they are safe? Never had any jellies in my arsenal so have no experience of that. Can someone advise?

it's days before it happens, I assume they are perfectly safe if used for less than 6 hours or so.
and I can't imagine using one for over 6 hours!
Quote by cool4catz
never thought of bags, may try it. although a lot of mine would be too big for sandwich bags!

This sort of thing be big enough?

nearly...
Quote by nomis123
Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

do what i did get rid of her lol
murder is a bit drastic don't you think?
Quote by fruity1976
hmmmm best place to keep toys!! heheheheheehehe need I say more! :twisted: lol

ummm yes! I have about 30 of the blighters so if you are thinking what I think you are then no chance!!
hehe cant you stick one here and one there!! You need some more bodies to store them in perhaps :lol:
good plan. do we have some volunteers to move to Portsmouth and hold my toys?
Quote by KitKat
Hiya Parrot,
Nothing to do with MSN, but Kit and I were at a video horse racing evening tonight, and in one race there was a horse called 'Dead Parrott;'
Kat

I nearly went to one of those down here!! are they good?
Quote by fruity1976
hmmmm best place to keep toys!! heheheheheehehe need I say more! :twisted: lol

ummm yes! I have about 30 of the blighters so if you are thinking what I think you are then no chance!!
I'm LUVERLY and warm, and rather horny, bt not sure there is anything I could do....apart from offer a share of my lovely warm bed biggrin
Quote by t&t
Wales 24 - France 18 smile

Well done hunni - I take it you were playing? rolleyes
I've a feeling he was just watching, but still an achievment don't you think?
never thought of bags, may try it. although a lot of mine would be too big for sandwich bags!
Quote by nomis123
what a wicked question when i tryed to find other peoples i could`nt
mine have no place to hide

I wasn't trying to hide them, just protect them biggrin I don't think it's possible to hide a Rambone either redface not without some kind of aircraft hanger anyhoo!
I'll be shot for this I'm sure, but buttercup by busted & McFly is pretty good smile live and let die by GnR was quite good too!
AND Boyzone's words and father and son were both very good, and were even better when Ronan re-covered them solo