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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by celticq
Ha! This is too spookily close to the truth. I have already thrown the cooker in my house away. I simply don't do food at home.
However I don't think I could get away with throwing the cooker in the restaurant away - unless I convert to sushiI will dispatch a boy with brillo pad in the morning!
can you dispatch someone down here too? mine needs a bit of a scrub
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Quote by celticq
I had quite a bad custard experience just now! Was definately definately not out of date - infact just freshly made this morning.
Left it in the pan for about an hour though!!!! Have decided to chuck the pan away - but don't think I can get away with throwing out the cooker.
go on...bin the cooker. steam everything and pretend you're on a health kick
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Quote by RedHot
Nothing at all is out of date in my cupboards. I go through them all regularly checking best before dates :smug:
Can't say the same about what's in my wardrobe though :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
you know, if you stop that and check the stuff as it comes out of the cupboard you'd have a spare hour or so...which I'm sure I could help you fill...;)
ops: roll: Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Weve just realised that the custard weve just had is nearly a year out of date :shock: .Its the powdered variety and i was wondering if we'll be spewing our rings up any time soon.
I totally blame Clare as she made it and didnt notice and i just pray that she's the only one who ends up throwing chunks
Should we be worried or is the powdered sort ok if its out of date???
Powdered custard? Sacrilege! Next thing you know it'll be Kenco instant semen.
Egg yolks, sugar, milk, vanilla pod, cream, nutmeg, oven. Got it?
powder, sugar, milk, microwave 2 MINUTES!!
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Quote by Johnkneebegood
Give them something to remember you by... pack it in you!! :twisted:
I used to work in A&E and have seen this.... putting things where they shouldn't when drunk. Still buzzing sometimes...... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oddly enough I can't think of anywhere a vibrator shouldn't go....apart from maybe a school or a church of course!
Orgasminator
following on from the custard thread, what's the oldest best before date you have in your cupboards? sorry, you might have to leave the PC for this one, therapy available on request ;)
Please note whether you intend to bin or eat the food with this date on, and please be honest
Mine is indeed my custard, which is marked April 2002....oh happy days, I remember the girlfriend who made me buy it...she's gone, the custard remains!
Please note whether you intend to bin or eat the food with this date on, and please be honest
Mine is indeed my custard, which is marked April 2002....oh happy days, I remember the girlfriend who made me buy it...she's gone, the custard remains!
Orgasminator
Custard has a best before date? :shock:
I doubt it actually goes off though, just keep it away from matches!!!
...or try that water thing where you hit it and turn it upside down...very cool...until you hold it too long and it drips on you
***EDIT***
WOW who'd have thunk it...apr 2002 :( you made me want some so I went and looked. I guess we'll know shortly if custard goes out of date!
I doubt it actually goes off though, just keep it away from matches!!!
...or try that water thing where you hit it and turn it upside down...very cool...until you hold it too long and it drips on you
***EDIT***
WOW who'd have thunk it...apr 2002 :( you made me want some so I went and looked. I guess we'll know shortly if custard goes out of date!
Orgasminator
I read the other day that version 7 beta was removed because of a major security flaw in one of the new features. you'd be better off moving avay from msn and going with . Just like internet explorer is starting to die off because of Firefox, is starting to replace MSN and due to the many security problems