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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
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Quote by little gem
Quick out of the blocks I am! Fast fingers and all that! redface

fast fiingers indeed, do you exercise them regularly? ;)
the chocolate will help him keep his energy up in this difficult time biggrin
Mmmmm ALL THE TIME. well mostly when they do a new ad campain sad I'm such a sucker for ads
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
that was my first topic ever without a point HOORAH!!!
I can try to be one of the sleepless ones for a night or two! although I fear I may succumb to the beer and porn and fall into a sticky sleepy mess!
DOH!! you could probably have got most of it back sad
if you have broadband go and download knoppix and burn it to a CD, great for recovery biggrin as is windows 98 sometimes oddly, especially comsidering how often that used to die!
try reading "the easy way to give up smoking" by Allen Carr. no need for patches etc, you just lose the urge to smoke. downside is you'd have to keep smoking until you finish it!
scampi nik naks. but s&V discos are a good second as they are rather strong. 3rd are space invaders because they are 10p a pack...STILL!!
DOES anyone else remember smiths flavour and shake from the 80s? similar to s&s but you got a multipack of 6 bags, there were sachets of flavour loose in the multipack if that makes sense, so all the bags were the same and you chose your flavour separately. biggrin
Print some headed paper.
write a letter:
"Dear Mr XXXX, we are sorry to inform you that an ex visited a clinic and was tested positive for xxxx" yada yada yada
print an envelope, make it a franked one from the post office (with the striped for pre paid)
mail it from a different area code, preferably one near him and not you. to achieve this you can mail to a friend and have them send it.
he will be terrified :twisted:
I've not done this, but you wanted revenge and I'm quite a thinker when I get going biggrin
Quote by Lil_Bunny
have a look at these links if you wish to be informed




They are from a variety of sources, and will each give you a slightly different answer.
lhk
Kat

I got an ad for swimming pools when I clicked the last link :shock:
well if you insist on unprotected swimming...
Quote by Scandal


And I ain't calling it bloody Rupert......lol

ET ?
bighead?
Quote by Lil_Bunny
I'd say do all of it!

the you and I need to meet bunny!!!! :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I'll get it done again, deeper next time.

Harder and/or deeper usually fixes most things :twisted:
it wasn't an offer!! that may come later! besides, I'm rather particular about people I meet these days :smug: hump
my housemate is going away this weekend so I have some choices!!
1) I could socialise, go clubbing, make some friends, try to meet someone the old fashioned way (which I'm crap at, and she'd be less understanding of the "hobby" of dressing up)
2) sleep for6 days straight as I also have time off
3) get drunk and browse the net alone, but dressed sexily, having wild fantasies, and playing with my toys (which are far too big for me ;) )
4) advertise on here and get someone equally dirty to play with for the weekend
5) miniskirt, beach, dogging :shock:
any hints? advice?
I'm such a fashion victim, mine wasn't even for a good cause! :twisted:
try again after a couple of hundred more posts biggrin I wouldn't shag anyone after 4 sentences in a pub (well, maybe SOME people wink ) so why would I here?
the best and easiest to use anti spyware tool I know of is SUSE linux 9.2. no spyware, ever. AND it has frozen bubble!!
Quote by 21andhorny
8 inches of the boxer bulging stuff

you've messed yourself? perhaps you should give up on boxers and go back to nappies biggrin
Quote by the KAT
You have a pm from the KAT

a PM which says you are straight...
Quote by Jiggle
major Motorway network...
Jiggle

you mean that massive round carpark? :twisted: