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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 44
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Quote by berksbex
Hi steve
Im in berkshire too not many of us about on this forum, so just thought I would introduce myself :happy:
One day we should get all the Berkshire members in one room....would probably come to about 5 lol

well I'm here now too so there are 6 :lol:
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by gosh the sea is cold!!! sorry all biggrin just needed to warm up the fingers !
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What I fucking hate is people who eat at restaurants (Maccy D's, or wherever) and cannot even be bothered to clear their fucking table after they have eaten. Fucking dirty slobs. I mean even at Burger King where the food is cheap and the service is adequate (TIC) people eat and leave everything on the table to be cleared away by someone else. Fucking lazy bastards. As if it is not enough to have to work at these palaces of prosaic pulchritude but to have to clean up after people who can, if they actually try, put their crap in the bins provided is a fucking disgrace. What are their fucking houses like? What are their minds like? mad :x :x :x :x
De. Sade

Oddly, I used to work in a BK, and preferred people to leave the tables as it gave me something to do when out in the dining area. the staff get assigned that task and then moaned at if they are not busy so often in a quiet period it's better to leave the table as is. besides cleaning up is part of the service. I wouldn't take the plates to the kitchen in a restaurant as it's the waiters job so why would I in BK? it's not rude, it doesn't reflect on my home, it's just the way it is I'm afraid biggrin
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
As per usual when anything big is happening in town
the landlords put up there prices they seem to forget about us locals who use the bars the rest of the year
and even more typical the trains get canncelled buses are being diverted
and were invaded by all them sailors

like invasion from sailors is a bad thing wink if you need cheap drink come to my place biggrin lol
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
its not one hundred
one is it?

...is in america...
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cor, been out today, and all I can say is WOW there's rather a lot of large grey boats! amazing so far!!!
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must admit, I prefer raspberry to traffic jams! although I have the whole week off so won't be stuck in any biggrin
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unless she means she's too heavy rather than too big, in which case she needs to be as lazy as poss to lose muscle mass! lol
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you could try running when the kids are in bed. running 3 times a week or so is a very good way to get fit/lose weight. go to if you need to know how to get started running biggrin
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anyone going to the international festival of the sea in pompey next week? it's starting to look promising with all the warships and portaloos and marquees about the place!
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I've changed my location to Reading purely so that people start thinking of me as being from there, but I won't actually be there for a while so any ladies in Portsmouth who absolutely have to have me, be quick wink
seriously though I'll be moving in 2 months or so, so anyone from the area please drop me a line and tell me the good places to go etc (not necessarily swinging related!) as I don't know it at all!
ta ta for now
Lucy x
with luck when I get there I'll have broadband and will be more chatty as I'll be less busy than down here biggrin
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Quote by polly40
:P
Busy because it's hot and we are all sat naked, in front of our computers and moaning about the heat!!!!!!!
wink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm not all that hot now, swam in the sea earlier biggrin
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Quote by Mikehboy19
Don't think so, its very active at the mo don't get me wrong, but if you were that horny would you be sat on the computer posting or out there trying to get some? Shows how horny i am, sat behind the computer, right off to the photo ads wink

Ahhh, but you havn't taken into account how lazy I am! lol
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Quote by Jags

well there must be SOMEONE close, you just need to find them. go knocking on doors like trick or treat biggrin

No, can't do that, I'd scare the neighbours!!
lol :lol: :lol:
go two roads down wink
Haven't got two roads down - or up, or left or right!
redface :cry: :cry: :cry:
you live on the moon?!
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Quote by Jags

well there must be SOMEONE close, you just need to find them. go knocking on doors like trick or treat biggrin

No, can't do that, I'd scare the neighbours!!
lol :lol: :lol:
go two roads down wink
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Quote by Jags
It's JUST the weather for that type of sex - bodies getting hot and bothered, licking sweat off each other, sliding off each other and hearing slurping noises as bodies move against each other. Long evenings, lots of light for a long time and then the early dawn to waken the senses and lighten the soul.
redface surprisedops:
MY type of sex.
Just wanted to say that!

Yes please, when and where? :twisted:
Right here
Right now
Right here
Right now
Right here
Right now
Jags is fucking in heaven.. or she would be if there were anyone remotely close who could work up a sex-storm!
:happy:
well there must be SOMEONE close, you just need to find them. go knocking on doors like trick or treat biggrin
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it's ok 499 of the men are bi, 499 are gay and 1 is straight, so the SH community is just perfect :twisted:
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I was out swimming on the seafront this evening and a group of young girls were swimming a little further along, who the decided to strip!! this is at 8pm on the busy part of the beach :shock:
then as I was getting out 2 women on bikes must have seen me swimming and decided to jump in in their knickers lol the funny part was I don't think that they realised until they got out that they were white :twisted: bit of a rush back to the clothing me thinks!
anyone else seen any bonkers behaviour due to the heat?
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Quote by tallnhairy
Well going to confuse issue to ask if Lucy ever saw the case mod for gamers that cooled his drink? This 17 year old gamer got so upset that his can of pepsi warmed up while he played quake that he cut a blowhole (as Lucy was describing) and fitted it with an alu skirt + large heatsink and fan.
Now happy gamer can place his drink in the top of his PC, flick a switch, and still have a cold drink to celebrate his latest fragging of all his friends...

sweeeeeeeet :twisted:
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I get men hitting on me all the time on here so I guess at least my bum must be sexy biggrin
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Quote by Vix
<-- Is getting jealous, but can't decide who over.
Lucy or Mark? Oh.. I am silly blonde cow... BOTH!

vix...if you were 80 miles closer....and if mark were 5million miles closer....
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Quote by Vix
Actually, the festie is on around Sparkle weekend, so I am leaving home for a few days just when it's on.
It gets mental down here, so I always book the festie dates off w*rk, as driving anywhere is nigh on imposs.
It's gonna take me 8 hours to get to Manchester - three to do the main slog, the other 5 will be used up just getting through Pilton. lol

come here if you like, I'll go there. much closer biggrin but lock your knix away!!! lol
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't you think its time you two took this private :giggle:

not really, if I ever visit b'moon....
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Quote by Mark
Feeling moist now?

anything alcoholic ;) vodka?
Tart!
quiche!
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Quote by Vix
I have every Monday off, as I w*rk every Saturday (my bloody Bank has 2 branches in the same town... one shuts at noon, the other at 1530. I w*rk in the latter).
So, one Tuesday, when I was hungover as hell, I had the good ole tummy bug. It started on the Saturday night, I said.
Made a few extra runs to the loo, on Weds, just to keep things 'going' as it were, and ba-da-bing.
Lucy? You could call in with a bad period. Maybe not, eh?

periods don't occur in my anatomy...