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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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Quote by Libra-Love
Sorry, I'm not a hoarder. If it's not used within the past 6 months it no longer has a use so out with it! mad
I don't want to remember the past anyway. The only sadness I have is for the photos I no longer have of my eldest when he was still a baby. But the memories remain special and are in my head.

I'm exactly the opposite! my head turfs everything out after 5 minutes, but I have TONS of junk...
Quote by PoloLady

I am sure that would have been a nice piccy, but I can't see it! confused
too late, sorry I ate it redface
I started swinging at about 2, group swinging at 5 when at school, at 16 they banned me from the park :cry:
Quote by MQ
I know what emetophilia is and it's sick! :shock: lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by MikeNorth
I'm back with a fully reconditioned/updated PC. Now what have I missed? I can see that my post count has got reduced by about 10 posts, so some threads have obviously been deleted - I hope nobody flounced.
I've spent the past week offline doing strange things like reading books and watching DVDs and videos :cry: . It's good to be back. Thanks again to JQL ands others for their advice.
Mike.
(Oh, also found time to take part in a gb at L :P )

you missed 5 women who all wanted you, but then gave up when you weren't around...
p.s. I always keep 3-4 spares just in case, couldn't live without the net, how would I find out what's on telly, or what the weather is like outside....oh ...wait....
Quote by Rainbows
I also know a gay man who only watches straight porn cos watching man-female sex turns him on more than gay sex does - work that one out confused .

Most lesbians I know watch straight porn for the same reason!
and most straight men watch lesbians...a LOT of straight women I know like gay porn too
Quote by wiltscouple
agalmatophilia
anasteemaphilia
axillism
chrematistophilia
dacryphilia
dendrophilia
emetophilia
formicophilia
nasophilia
taphephilia
siderodromophilia

can you explain them please? otherwise we all have to look em up sad
Quote by da69ve
How about some plain and simple rimming!

if you insist, go on then...hope you have a long tongue! :twisted:
dunno why I chose lucy, I think it's because I've never been out with a lucy...oh and I'm a tv....from belgium
good lord I thought I was quite kinky, but it seems I'm rather naive!
Quote by Greebo
Well, even I had never found that site, very useful..and of course, if you buy enough ginger, you can nip off to the kitchen and rustle up a delicious oriental dinner afterwards....though a word of warning. f you do try figging, please count the pieces out as you use them..and count them again when you finished. Losing one is a bad idea....though trying to concentrate on work the next day with a lost piece about your person is apparently quite interesting. So I hear (well so I heard, several times in fact, by text, by phone, by email....she was a bit miffed.)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
shouldn't laugh really!!
Quote by Greebo
My 2p worth...figging....which would be especially fun on a cold night like this.

what on earth is figging?
Quote by VenusnMars
Southern Lager drinkin scum here and proud . We dont think the poll is fair though , you should type the question slower and perhaps more northerners will reply .

rotflmao
I drink bitter or stout, and live down South. What the fuck does that make me?! :shock:
Venusxxx
alcoholic?
Quote by lily666

bukkake (?)
cuckold

I hadn't heard of either of these. Then again I am new here but willing to learn, although maybe not any practical lessons until I know what it is. Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?
fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: but messy...
Quote by MQ
felching and snowballing?

I've heard 2 definitions of felching..one sounded nice :twisted: ...the other didn't sad
snowballs are just purrrfect though wink
Quote by cu3b4ll
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:

More likely that we don't want to scare you away :twisted:
go on...I dare ya, double dare ya... :twisted:
Well... as you asked so nicely, how about ?
Disclaimer: Nothing posted in this thread is indicative of Cueballs actual interests, nor has he ever indulged in the disclosed activities.
that deep throat thing....ARE THEY INSANE!!!?!?!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
lol
Looking for a secondhand shop that sells Females ones over 25 yoa. wink
Fred

called a brothel lovie...
Quote by cu3b4ll
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:

More likely that we don't want to scare you away :twisted:
go on...I dare ya, double dare ya... :twisted:
Quote by lorrilove
my hubby googles weird words and phrases to see how many web sites list the words... really surprised me that there are about 50,000 web sites with 'i hate onions' listed rolleyes

there's an onion hating fetish? I KNEW IT!!! lol :lol: :lol:
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:
There must be more out there, we've all done it, trying to think of things to google for just in case there's something more dirty and fun than those we know of. the feeling that "they're all enjoying this extra fun thing without ME". that feeling like on "old school", that even though you've seen most panties, there COULD be something new and exciting that you've never seen before.
so come on, let's list em...
I'll start off that list with
anal (not sure if that's even that dirty!)
voyeurism
bondage
bukkake (?)
large dildos
fisting
discipline
humiliation
cuckold
strapons
sorry if this has been done before....I'm lazy.....so SUE ME!!
rolleyes
Quote by freckledbird
See it's all well buying them, but they won't refund you know, even when they're faulty. They particularly don't like refunding on the multibuys.
confused
Bev
xx

but ebay works a treat... lol
Sorry to be the sensible one, but I thought I better mention it.
If you get your tongur pierced, then either use a plastic bar or be very careful with metal. most people with tongue piercings tend to play with them, and when you hit your teeth with metal it removes the enamel. my ex had to pay hundreds of pounds in dental bills due to this.
clit piercings are nice, but as someone said can make you lose sensation, and for a swinger that would be horrific!
they are all very sexy though, except lips, which just make people look like they are rubbish at eating, and need a tissue biggrin