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lucyuktv2
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
0 miles · Reading

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I use the navman software and it's great, but there are no speed camera plugins free on the net sad
but the pda it's on starts at £250 with gps built in so not bad for the money
Quote by dambuster
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lucy ! ! ! ! - FANTASTIC ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
That EXACTLY what I wanted. THANK YOU. There's a drink or few waiting at the first Munch/Meet that I see you. BRILLIANT.
Eager - It's not nuts you need to feed 'em. - You know how an elephant asks for bun - Don't ya ? ? ? ? ?
I'll hold you to that wink
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I would recognise an ass like that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

it was the rest that worried me, I would remember showing you my bum :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by celticq
Ah ah ha. rotflmao
I think they are both true in equal measures redface

maybe I should come and teach you some stuff then... :jagsatwork: :small-print:
Quote by celticq
Neglected to say that the symptoms of my syndrome are -
Thread carries clear thechno shite warning but I still read it
First post baffles me but still I read it
Continue to read the entire thread even though have no idea what it is about
Especially as I have not been online for over a week and there are 7 pages of unread posts on this site and yet I'm strangely drawn to the ones I have no hope of understanding!

well either you're a wanabe geek, or you've noticed my picture apears more on the techy ones wink :twisted:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I'm less likely to meet someone within 10/15 miles of me than I am someone at the other end of the country. Have this morbid fear that I will know em, know of them or vice versa :shock:

now there's a very good point :shock: you don't know me....do you?
Quote by celticq
probably 15 -30 minutes

Travelling for this distance brings me into contact with approximately 500 people!! I'd be seriously limiting my opportunities lol
portsmouth is the most densly populated area in Britain, so there's thousands of people within walking distance. the problem is finding the right people biggrin
probably 15 -30 minutes unless it was someone very special, or a party biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think someone needs some attention asap!
Quote by mal609
In defence of Loughborough, although a little indiscreet, PoshnBecks honestly don't mind. So he isn't talking out of tune.
Mal

well with all the press coverage they have no option rolleyes bolt
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Oooooooooh Lucy...... that's wicked :shock: :shock:
Did you get him to model the frames for that hehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'm jealous!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Hey.....
Dambuster poke sillyoke: think Eagerslut's got 'Trunk Envy' - I'm sure he's saying he wants a trunk like yours????
:shock: :shock:

then he'll need to feed it plenty of nuts :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
For me it's a case of dip me in chocolate and throw me to anyone :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm, we may need the guy in your avatar to throw you all the way to portsmouth! wink
Hunni if he was close enough to pick me up he would be throwing me round the bedroom :grin:
God I miss that man!
then maybe we need a big catapualt :twisted: :twisted:
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Oooooooooh Lucy...... that's wicked :shock: :shock:
Did you get him to model the frames for that hehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'm jealous!! :P
Now then DB, what did you have to do for Lucy then? We won't tell anyone innocent :whistling: wink
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

he just asked nicely :wink:
Quote by Libra-Love
For me it's a case of dip me in chocolate and throw me to anyone :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm, we may need the guy in your avatar to throw you all the way to portsmouth! wink
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surely it'll be easier at the munch because all(?) of the women on here are at least bi :twisted:
or if not then they could probably be talked around wink

lol :lol: :lol: We so live in hope :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it's my every day life gay detector that needs fine tuning. confused rolleyes
I have a t-shirt that might help. the caption on the back is "dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians" or something like that. not seen it in a while but always made me chuckle.
no worries bev, was apologising more to any straight women who happen to read it as it wasn't meant to offend them :lol:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Can you " become" a lesbian ??

on another note, in theory, if a bloke has a sex change but continues to exclusively see women, would that make them a lesbian?
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There are several ladies in the chatroom alone who are straight and don't like it if anyone suggests that they might be 'turned' confused
Bev
xx

my appologies then biggrin
Quote by Libra-Love
Well, that seemed to work lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
You personally got 14 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys.:shock: redface :twisted: (who knew?) Overall, you guessed better than 57% of all test takers.
Let's see how good I am at the munch. :P

surely it'll be easier at the munch because all(?) of the women on here are at least bi :twisted:
or if not then they could probably be talked around wink
personally I don't even reply to text messages written like that, it's lazy and hard to read. not to mention the effect it's having on young people's ability to spell. And it has nothing to do with message length, because most texts are nowhere near the limit of message size. It's not for speed either, it takes longer to write m8 than it does mate on a phone, especially with predictive text, AND you don't have to sit there working out whick &*^$&^%$& letters to remove/replace!!!
in case you are still wondering, I HATE text speak (or txt spk for those still lagging behind)
and I will personally hunt down and SHOOT anyone who sends me a PM with this kind of language in it, apart of course from the load I'm going to recieve because of this post, I'm sure they'll all be very funny, thanks evil
Rant off, chocolate loaded and ready to eat...
*EDIT* just so we're clear, I don't own a gun, don't know where to get one, and wouldn't really hurt anyone....even people who txt spk
Quote by RickRoper
Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin

maybe that's why he had to make his own tea, he didn't know the translation for "please may I have a cup of tea"
I am SOOOO gonna regret that one! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
So is it a pick n mix of trannys or does it extend to all genders/sexualities. I can't wait to go shopping now!!
OMG did I really say I can't wait to go shopping. FFS I need a lie down :shock:
Bev
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no, just trannies, but there are bags of us to chose from biggrin
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Handy he just did - do you type slowly?
Bev
xx

DOH! redface
hehe, he'll probably post it, then one of the ladies will put 2 and 2 together, realising their date turned up late... lol
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grope the first lady

I'm pretty sure that "Dubya" would consider that grounds for another war wink
eurotrip is the funniest thing I've seen recently, depending how old the kid is biggrin
JUMPERS biggrin
have you made sure that jumpers 5-6 and 9-10 are connected on the f_AUDIO section of the mobo? they are number 22 in the manual, and you'll get no sound if you have them disconnected, unless you've connected the front panel instead.