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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Quote by foxylady 123
Whats all this fuss about???
Im another type 4 so there must be plenty of us around!! biggrin

Ahhh... to be 'Type 4'd' whilst looking at that fine ass.... now that's what i'm talking about lol :twisted:
I know it is anoying and 'Why should you' but if you took your details off your profile...it might cut down some of the shite?
Well I am crap at picking up obvious hints or give aways, but I always thought of you as a mysterious lady..with hidden depths...dont know why...mabey triggered by your avatar... A bit like the Brothel Owner in CSI (If anyone else watches that show they will know who I mean and know that this is not an insult...lol)...But never once did I think of you as anything other than female........ And suprisingly (to me anyway), I still do even though I have read your description above.
You go Gurl biggrin
Quote by wildwilly
I live in causewayhead, but I have just had a blow job so am not in the mood for whinging, can I just look smug instead?

Bastard !
Thats all I have to say about that
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Darn...foiled again.....but I only have to be lucky once !!!!
Mooohhhooowwwaaahhhaaaa haaaaaa :twisted:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: very grateful indded my sweet. And thanx for the clip. Urgh is all i can say

uuuurrgg eeellllgggoommmmee.....oops sorry...You are welcome....was just doing my tongue limbering up exercises... :twisted:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: very,lol. Right slap it out.
Was that too rude? :shock:

Not at all...If I asked you to sit on my tongue as you do it...would you be grateful?
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:shock: What makes you think Im into things like this?????
hehehehe

Umm......Photo number 2 on your ad?...and you do look determined! biggrin
It was a bit wierd for me...picked it up....thought...right ...I have a quick one off the cuff whilst I learn a few things about womens fantasies...but too many of them involved animals... which isnt my thing.....
Spoilt a good session .... sad
Is this the bookk where it is in sections about the types of fantasies... eg group, strangers...etc.....If so I think I have read a bit of it
Quote by Libra-Love
"Are you sure you know where my clitorus is....darling?"

I don't think he does.
He looks like he's trying to find it in her throat going via the Southway Express! :laughabove:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
But the offer was only for smashem!
Now when you coming up North my dear, or is accross the pennines!

Of course it was...um...I knew that.... innocent
But he might need a minder lol you offering?
Was thinking more along the lines of stunt double wink
Quote by gurl
If you answer the door with your trousers undone and gaping the delivery guys hands will shake and he will drop all his money in the dark redface :shock: lol :twisted:

Yes...and if you answer just in your underwear thinking it is your friend you were expecting then the man who comes to read the meter get very toungue tied and trips over things.
And do you ever get the feeling that they are not looking you in the eye whilst talking to you?
Oh great....Now I have a decision to make...Do I start a new career as a delivery boy or as a meter reader...... rolleyes
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
But the offer was only for smashem!
Now when you coming up North my dear, or is accross the pennines!

Of course it was...um...I knew that.... innocent
I'd start up North and end down South...at home....near the ice box....to sooth my well used 'Hampton'
I discovered that when you make a cornflour and water mix, to thicken up gravy, you have to stir it slowly. If you stir it fast...it resists the stiring action....if to tap the mixture with your finger it feels almost solid....but if you sink you finger in slowly, it is as thin as water.....facinating stuff...I know there is a name for mixtures that act like this but cant remember the name...
But it is worth trying if you have never noticed it...
And yes, I am painfully aware of how sad this discovery is...... rolleyes
A Blow Job Road Trip......Thats it....I knew that eventually I would work out how to spend the perfect day!
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Was gonna put a sarcastic comment on about that...but I am really speachless! :shock:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
lol and pop down to yours with them and nothing else on?

Not at all...you can wear a long coat and lipstick too!
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
rolleyes do you mind? I got a headache here

If those are your special 'Hangover Boots'.... You should drink every night ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think it is fair to point out that his wife is just as stupid for doing it....True, the man appears to have placed the ad...but she can object if she wants to...(I know, unless he has her locked up in a cage and she is unable to make any decisions for herself...blah blah..before anyone else says it...but if that is the case then there are bigger problems)
Guys ...Chill.....
Bi Femm... to be fair you did make an assumption that smashem was not putting the effort in himself...but I am sure he is capable of putting the record straight..
Ice......she may have made an incorrect assumption but your reply was a bit strong....
Come on...make up...why start the new year with a fight ?
:cheers:
Quote by hornyred and dino
Think about Margeret Thatcher naked! biggrin Hello by the way

It is how i would imagine shagging a bucket of cold jellied eels would be........Wrong on so many levels sad
To be honest...why do you need to last all night...enjoy each other...what happens, happens.... I am sure she will appreciate the effort you put into 'alternative methods of pleasure'.....try a sensual massage...really take some time in giving her whole body pleasure...dont rush anything...get her as close to cumming as possible and keep her there on the edge for a while..before finishing...then do it some more...or have her return the favour!! Will be great fun and you can maybe give her a night to really remember for other reasons than just how long you humped her for......
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