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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Well if i need to last for a session...I drink about half a bottle of champaign...gets me tipsy very quickly but also seems to keep me going for hours!....for extra effect....its got to be Bolly
Quote by Vix
Im a blonde fruity

Me too.
and i dont have a fanny like a bucket

I do.
I know...no matter how many times you try to tan your fanny...it always looks a little pale ! biggrin
Quote by fruity1976
I was lying a bit though it isnt quite like a bucket yet! But its kinda a lot bigger than it used to be! redface

Is it actually bigger or is it that you have you worn our fingers down to half their original size? :twisted:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I remember reading that book way back when i was innocent :shock:
I prefer to call them traditional names such as cock,dick,pussy and have a much better ring to them :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oooooh when a girl refers to her 'Cunt' in the heat of passion or lust....gets me sooooo horny ! :twisted: :twisted:
Call mine my 'Hampton'...dont know why...just do.
I like the term 'Beetle Bonnet' for a lady's bits....makes me smile every time biggrin
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
It was me who gave him ths idea :twisted:

Inspired honey...not gave...but credit where it is due! biggrin
Just been thinking...as you do.....
Take one Blonde, one redhead and a brunette...and you have a neopolitan 3 some....
Opens up a whole world of swinging possibilities.....Recipie orgies..... biggrin
Does anyone have any combinations they would like to try?
There are loads like this on at the moment...usually they have a number in the title and request credit details...etc....
lol.....dont you think it will be funny when in about 35 years time there will be loads of grannies down on Benidorm beach with a huge o'neil tatoo hanging halfway down their arse that used to be small and at the base of their spine?
lol
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
That tonuge is weird. But dont guys think that a nice tight bum and a washboard belly are always best?

A peachy bum is great and as for washboard belly....so flippin rare aint worth worrying about...not into flab but a normal belly with a sexy belly button piercing .....sexy as hell! wink
Quote by adam ciara
Well done Misschief - just right for the exhibitionist in me.
Who knows of any really cool lifts, are there any glass ones like that going up outside any buildings we know of - this idea is really taking off in my mind now!
enough with the poo and tongue thing though eh - though my god it does look abnormally large - even if it's the largest thing this chap has to offer I bet there are plenty of girls gagging for him anyway!

Woooaaa....dude...have i upset you or something...?
Quote by dazandlou
So they really do use the real name and locations in that magazine!
How was your 'fan mail'? any better (or worse) than you get from your SH advert?

They dont have to use the real name - if you ask them not to they change it. My fan mail was.........um.......... interesting, lol!! lets put it this way, i didnt reply to any of it, lol! lol
She ain't lying... She didnt reply to any of mine.... :lol:
You werent the dodgy guy with the long grey hair and scary eyes were you?? :lol:

You know you wanted it baby...mooohoohaha :twisted:
Quote by MQ
That's a damn good album, not shit at all! mad

MQ
lol...i know...
Adam
Joke isnt worth explaining......

Whoooooaa....there it goes....bugged right out of her again....
I dont know....you people.... rolleyes
Quote by dazandlou
So they really do use the real name and locations in that magazine!
How was your 'fan mail'? any better (or worse) than you get from your SH advert?

They dont have to use the real name - if you ask them not to they change it. My fan mail was.........um.......... interesting, lol!! lets put it this way, i didnt reply to any of it, lol! lol
She ain't lying... She didnt reply to any of mine.... :lol:
Quote by cu3b4ll
I'm with Calista (I wish lol) on Nina H... but I also have some very sexy thoughts about Heather Brooke ( ) wink

Ahhhhh Dont think anyone sucks cock quite like Heather Brook...lots take it deep..not many try to get your balls in too!....and she is so caring when training the other girls....lots of hugging and kissing..... biggrin
I didn't get any bad prezzies at all...In fact I appreciate all gifts that are given to me... biggrin

Click left hand button and move up to zoom in or down to zoom out...hold the button down though..
Too many to list but at this precise moment
Fook Me and Fook You from Austin Powers...
mmmmmm bunches ... smile
Quote by KentGreg
Hope everyone is having a lovely Christmas.
Mine was going fine until I got back home tonight at 11 after being with family for a couple of days, and I had no heating !
Thumbed through the Yellow Pages for 24 hour gas companies but there was no answer
when I phoned and you cant blame them having time off at Christmas.
So.....I will try again in the morning..............but in the meantime I am looking for alternative ways of keeping warm!
That bottle of red wine I had has now gone.
Any other ideas anyone ?

A lesson learnt here methinks!
Always get back from visiting by about 10:20...should anything like this happen....you have time to make a dash to the pub before last orders!
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Quote by AndyS-NE
Excellent...cant decide on my fav photo though....either last one or second to last one...hmmmmmmm rolleyes
best go and have another look! biggrin

My vote goes to the final one!
p.s Hope the candle didn't drip any wax - be painful down there!!
Well that is my first thought too...but then there is something about being all slippery that keeps swaying me...then again the last one does smack of 'Your in trouble now!' which I like too....oh decisions decisions.... :roll:
I agree with the guys above. Although I have to admit it would be nice to receive a 'no thanks' ...and I am referring to the cases when you do meet the requirements....but dont hold your breath dude...just persevere and go with the flow smile
Just keep swimming...just keep swimming...what do we do? just swim swim swim....
Excellent...cant decide on my fav photo though....either last one or second to last one...hmmmmmmm rolleyes
best go and have another look! biggrin
Quote by wild rose and the stag
the average squirt in my experience is usually around 73 inches but thats only with girls ive sleapt with, cant speak for anyone else
staggy

6'1 eh....?
Quote by beeneyboy
look on the net for a company called novatech near portsmouth you wont go wrong

Yep I agree..I use them all the time...good, cheap and friendly...and local (for me anyway)
I hate to say it but Madonna does nothing for me...cant explain why ...I love boobs..nice arses...shapely figure...but when all put together on her....it doesnt seem to do it....
Go figure? confused
Quote by stevenlucy
oh feck is it just us or is any1 else having probs getting in2 swing chat.........its doin our nutts in x

Had a bit of trouble getting in too...In the end I copied and pasted the bits needed to register
e.g.
ns / register...blah blah