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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Quote by johnneuk1
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thought about triangle with SH inside along bottom edge simple ,discreet colour optional or even diffrent colour, diffrent types of swinging, confused:
as its been disscused before maybe something on back burner decided :?:


Oh...so this isn't any good then..... rolleyes
I think a pin it is a good idea, as some of you have said...if you wanna wear it you can, if you dont ...then dont...simple smile
Yeah right!...she's probably taken a detour and nipped home for a bath and a waxing....just in case....lol
You dont honestly think you will get out of this that easily do you? biggrin
I would approach her slighty turned away...makes a swift kick to the minerals just that little bit more difficult! :shock:
What if you arrange another night out with no pressures or expectations...or even any mention of your cunning plan....with the odd splash of wine...then back to yours for a night cap or coffee....if its gonna happen...it will happen....
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Lol... I bet your face was a picture...did your heart stop when it popped up? lol
So what do you think is gonna happen? Do you think she is gonna make a move and have some fun or just try and get the gossip?
Quote by foxylady 123
I ve responded to a few ads, usually when i needed someone new to fuck and when the advertisement seemed interesting.
I could advertise myself and have done in the past, but as i get so many replies from idots who havent read my ad it seems pointless. I have no wish to have my box filled by twats who cant read, have no definable sense of humour and are clearly iliterate.
Box filling is not clever!!
answering ads myself lets me be in cotrol of who i am shortlisting

redface Damn...And I so wanted to fill your box....but not with twats.... :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Stop, stop, STOP!
Now I'm really jelous.
You where handcuffed and kicked him out of bed?
Now seriously what's wrong with this picture?
Oh to be handcuffed..... :grin:

Oooooh isnt that the same as the beginning of Stephen King's Gerald's Game?....better be careful ! :shock:
Quote by foxylady 123
Cant find any damned batteries!!


Here...found them for you... lol
Well, I wasnt gonna have one this afternoon...but now I have just seen Foxy's fine ass .... rolleyes :twisted: :twisted:
I think therefore I wank...
Dunno if it makes me think more clearly but it is my last resort get myself out of bed technique..Job done...gotta get up and clean up! ..works every time! biggrin
Quote by Noel1977
Talking of expensive sex toys has everyone heard of real dolls? They cost thousands of pounds:

They look quite good but where would you hide it? lol I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of money on a toy though anyway. Rather have the real thing. Could be good fun for couples that did not want to bring a third person in to there relationship I guess.

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Just had a look...isnt she in Eastenders?....Dirty Den's missus :shock:
If you guys are that close, he will probably have guessed even if he doesnt feel the same...
Dont have any experience with this but I think you should tell them and see where it goes. If you don't you might end up an emotional wreck and the fun will go out of it anyway.....just my opinion...but good luck whatever you decide.
Quote by Libra-Love
Champaign gets me drunk quite quick but for some reason gets me really horny too...3 -4 glasses of that I am anybody's........5 and i'm everybody's !! :twisted:

Sounds like me. Passed around faster than a bowl of Pringles redface surprisedops: :oops:
Hmmmm... I'll have to remember that...am in Kent next week biggrin
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
in the bath or shower?
I was in the shower last night, thinking about Swinging Heaven of course :twisted: and I suddenly felt the need to lie down and have a long soak in a bath. I'm not usually fussy which get and I usually do like a bit of both. But lately I have been bathing alot more than showering.
So which do you prefer. Another poll, I know. :shock:

Well, It is a tough one...and I would like the chance to research this properly..for scientific reasons...obviously...but I think I would prefer you in the shower.. :twisted: :twisted:
Champaign gets me drunk quite quick but for some reason gets me really horny too...3 -4 glasses of that I am anybody's........5 and i'm everybody's !! :twisted:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
God, Libra is one lucky lady, I wish someone would compare me to all of these stunning ladys!!!! :cry:

I would but have only seen your boots...not I am complaining about them... :twisted:

Ok...found the dooh.. and alot of similar features....am getting there.. :twisted:

Thank goodness for that...thought it was only me that had notices this.....
Could be Jennifer Lopez... though J-Lo's hair is a bit longer......but it is close..... biggrin
Quote by Libra-Love
redface Oh you guys are sweet.
But in for quite a disappointment should we ever meet without the correct lighting and soft focus rotflmao

Yep, cant wait to meet, soft lighting...correct focus biggrin :D :D :twisted:
Every time I see Libra-Loves gorgeous avatar..it reminds me of someone famous...I cant quite put my finger on who it is and it is driving me crazy.... :twisted:
I am wondering if it is Louise Nurding / Rednap....
Is it just me? or does anyone else see this resemblence to her or someone else...?
Excellent... I used to live near the Jolly Sailor.... Loved living in Southsea... biggrin
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thanks all, nice to see there are locals about. are you all here often? wave

Yeah.. but i am not addicted....I am in denial
Hey....Am from 'Ampshire too!..... but shhh...dont tell Miz_Naughty...she will be down here in a flash....
Quote by Calista

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
It's subliminal code...all other men can understand....and sympathyse... gives us a sense of bonding and reassurance
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Mister :-
I agree mate =
It just hurts me
If you had nursed a "human being " burnt with Napalm it would hurt you as well .
Bleuberies and Cream from this site would bear me out as I nursed him back to health.
But I digress := the whole thread upsets me
Sorry if I am blunt but certain memories die hard
Fred

I dont understand...how can the whole thread upset you...it hasnt actually been about anything...yet...
I can understand why you are upset about the memories you refer to..obviously but what has it got to do with this thread?
Oh yeah.....Just checked and this is a bonus peek at your lurrrrvly boobies...not a pic from your personal page.....
Brilliant fullness and symetry...
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