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he only was with her 3 mins give him time frecklebird
With some men, that's all you get
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So, hypothesis 2 - how extreme is extreme?
This opens up a whole new can of worms.
On a similar vein (oo er missus).. how can you be sure that the colour you call red is the same colour that I call red.... give it some thought, it drives you mad.
steve
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Actually that's so true. Iin this house-hold we've already established that some of the reds I see others usually see as brown. Same thing with blue and green and every now and again brown and khaki :shock:
So if I arrive at the munch and I'm not quite colour co-ordinated, excuse me, I'm not good with colours
Probably means you are looking through the bottom of your wine glass...when you see the same colours as everyone else.....time for a top up !
Quote by celticq
When I worked as a nanny (many moons ago). I set up the table for a special family dinner for 14 people. It was only after I sat down to eat and there was one place short that I realised I was not invited to dinnerops: :oops:
This happened nearly 20 years ago and it still makes me :oops:
Thats horrible....I hope you left the job the next day. Good enough to look after their sacks of un-governed emotions...but not good enough to feel part of the family !!!!!
Hmmmm
Had me thinking this one....
I think starwars...or at least one of them would be a good one for the premier...it's got it all really...the action...the sound....the princess :twisted:
But gone in 60 seconds would also be pretty good......the action, the cars, the sound....the Jolie :rascal:
Had me thinking this one....
I think starwars...or at least one of them would be a good one for the premier...it's got it all really...the action...the sound....the princess :twisted:
But gone in 60 seconds would also be pretty good......the action, the cars, the sound....the Jolie :rascal:
Thinking about it some more, I used to hae a gigabyte board and had a system for installing windows....once installed the sound and game ports didnt work either. I had to delete all the sound and game devices themselves from the hardware manager, then re-boot the system with the mainboard setup disk installed, when windows detected the devices on startup, it would download the drivers required. This may not help as they are probably not XP drivers but might be worth a try.... it dont work anyway :O)
try plugging some headphones in the sockets....incase it is the speakers. Also if there are sockets at the front of the case, try those. Are the sockets built in to the board or do you have to connect them via cables to the mobo inside the case?
If the little sound icons are playing...I will be very suprised if the drivers are installed incorrectly.....um just a thought...the sound isnt muted is it?...click on the volume icon at the bottom RHS of the screen and check all audio channels are active and the sound is up.
If the little sound icons are playing...I will be very suprised if the drivers are installed incorrectly.....um just a thought...the sound isnt muted is it?...click on the volume icon at the bottom RHS of the screen and check all audio channels are active and the sound is up.
Easy
A bit late now I know, but I have found from experience if you are having sound problems. the easiest way to check if it is a hardware or software problem is to go to the sounds icon in the control panel and select a sound, such as exclamation or windows start-up, and see if the little play button is greyed out. If it is, then the problem is likely to be software (drivers) If it is black and when clicked looks like it has played, then the problem is hardware (probably speakers). There are probably more technical ways of doing this but this is the easiest I have found.
A bit late now I know, but I have found from experience if you are having sound problems. the easiest way to check if it is a hardware or software problem is to go to the sounds icon in the control panel and select a sound, such as exclamation or windows start-up, and see if the little play button is greyed out. If it is, then the problem is likely to be software (drivers) If it is black and when clicked looks like it has played, then the problem is hardware (probably speakers). There are probably more technical ways of doing this but this is the easiest I have found.
Joy is in the simple things: touching,
Embracing, chattering on for hours about nothing,
Sure of your place within another's heart.
Simple things: like coming home knowing
Exactly where the treasure lies; like being
At ease with what you do and who you are;
Needing what you already have; accepting,
Desiring what you have been given; feeling
The gratitude of someone who is loved;
Investing goodness instead of money; giving
For the pleasure of giving pleasure; seeing
Fortune come to take you in its arms.
All this joy is yours for the price of loving,
Not only well but long, days of willing,
Years and years of wise and patient love.
Congratulations both of you......
Embracing, chattering on for hours about nothing,
Sure of your place within another's heart.
Simple things: like coming home knowing
Exactly where the treasure lies; like being
At ease with what you do and who you are;
Needing what you already have; accepting,
Desiring what you have been given; feeling
The gratitude of someone who is loved;
Investing goodness instead of money; giving
For the pleasure of giving pleasure; seeing
Fortune come to take you in its arms.
All this joy is yours for the price of loving,
Not only well but long, days of willing,
Years and years of wise and patient love.
Congratulations both of you......
I used to have a girlfriend who suffered from really bad PMT. During a routine groundowork session, I discovered a nice soothing foot rub would help no end..I dont have a foot map to hand but i seem to remember that after flexing the foot and working the ball and toes for a while...rubbing just behind the ankles would ease the pain no end! To be honest I wasnt sure at first but it worked every time.....got to be worth a try?
She was so good at giving them.... I was be able to cope with her PMT without any problems after she finished administering it!
She was so good at giving them.... I was be able to cope with her PMT without any problems after she finished administering it!
Quote by Lazeeboy
Yet again a great and informative thread.
As has been said it's got to be a personal choice of the of my former "partners" didn't like to swallow and some just loved to,also if you (the male)just roll over or start clearing up it's got to be a major turn off.
As an addition what about the reverse?How do you guys(or women) feel about drinking or awallowing female juices?
Lb
Ahhh the sweet nectar of love, like honey to my taste buds.....
Absolutely adore it.....really really REALLY turns me on..
:D 
Quote by foxylady 123
Well i was nightshift lastnight, it took me ages to get home, every rd was blocked with falling trees. There i was having a a quick cuppa before getting ready for home, when all the windows came in. I run like hell, mainly coz i was not supposed to be in the tea bar lol. On a serious side the whole county of cumbria is under water or wrecked.
See foxy........its a serious issue
:dunno: :dunno: Why is there always one with no sense of hummor?anyway farting is a serious problem!!!
Tell me about it...my dog's just floated one...fecking stinks...making my damn eyes water :shock:
Quote by foxylady 123
Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
Is this the stuff about the suns mass curving space-time and so an object may appear to be from or moving in one direction but are in fact distorted?
Quote by foxylady 123
I prefer the sex side of swinging, fuck the social side!!
You seem very 'passionate' today foxy...you got the rage? :twisted:
Yes, you got a solution?
Actually that was very intuative.............................for a man!!!
Are you flirting with me Foxy? :shock:
If only I was a little closer I could help you uncage the rage that burns within........ :twisted: :twisted:
