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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Quote by Katien_n_John
Anything that is :-
Just A little husky
A little mysterious
A little out of the ordinary
And a little bit breathless

Like Yoda ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: biggrin
Personally I think there is nothing sexier than a posh lady...telling you she wants to be fucked !
Dunno about Bournemouth...But West Quay shopping centre seems to attract the best top heavy lovelies around.....Dunno why but there always seems to be plenty of them around ...... lol
Probably...But I would have to be attracted to their body or looks......
If you both realised it is pure sex only...would probably be pretty intense too!
Woooooooaaaa
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on letting ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...even small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is your middle name.
No...not children...not happy about this!
And.... The fookin tossers that seem to think it is clever and funny to say "There's another one over there you can do mate...ha ha ha" whilst you are cleaning your car..Like I havent heard that a million times already...
I mean..if they were offering their gorgeous girlfriends or wives....it would be a result...but no....they have to refer to their mud caked car that nine times out of ten is only being held together by the shite on it anyway.
Twats! sad
Quote by hornyred and dino
Just heared on the radio that a woman has left her job as a teacher , sold her home and gone across to america to be near jacko during his trial ! .

Excellent...with any luck they wont let her back..... biggrin
I think it is more likely he is a bit shy and embarrassed, and thinks that Libra Love wouldnt accept the gifts if she knew who they were from, as she would have a means of returning them.
So if you are reading this mate.... let her know in a private PM who you are....and tell her who gave you her details. It doesnt have to be shared with us on the forum but she really needs to know.
Or......if you were the person who gave the details out...grow a pair and let her know...if she gave you her details...she must consider you a friend....so be one!!!
And........
Smokers who think it is ok to drop the ciggy butts in the street...... it is littering....just because it is only small...doesnt make it right!!
We have a smokers corner near where i work...cos it is a no smoking building...and there are so many ciggy butts on the floor it looks like bloody sawdust.. they even bloked the drains by shoving hundreds if not thousands down it...
Dont care if you smoke...do care if you litter
now...please someone help me down from my soap box.... ta
Lord of the Rings- return of the King.....
Gave up the will to live about 2 hrs in..... then when it ended...and there was still an hour and a half of total pointless bollox to go..
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !
Frodo is such a twat... just stands there looking like he's pushing a big pooh out for 10 minutes of closeup ...every 15 fookin minutes....
Sam....FFS...smack the prick in the mouth, take the ring...run up the mountain and lob it in the bloody lava....job done.....all go down the pub for an all nighter
Quote by freckledbird
Makes mental note to swallow in public

Duh... should have seen that one cumming... rolleyes
I hate it when people pile things in cupboards in such a fuckwit way that the next time the door is opened, it is guaranteed to fall out....
That and dickheads that spit in public....

I really really really really Reeeehhhhheeeeaaaarrrly wish i was here ! :twisted: :twisted:
If all else fails.... Format... reload software.... be more carefull.
If you are using Win XP, click on the start menu.... in the run box type msconfig. push enter....go to the startup tab and look to see if there is any crap starting with windows that you can disable... might help
Quote by Libra-Love
concern and support. You don't know how much you've touched me.

What??? Didnt lay a finger on you....!!! :shock:
Yet biggrin
I tend not to be affected by the songs but more byt he singers....And am a sucker for a strong female voice with a bit of Grrrr in it...
Have been listening to to Christina Aguilara - Stripped album...didnt used to rate her thought she was just another warbbling bint.......now ..I have concluded she has probably got the best female voice around at the moment.... If you havent heard the album...try it biggrin
Put some bloody petrol in the car before you give it back ???? :twisted: :twisted:
:shock:
Would you believe that...... I qualify 100%.... luckily she didnt specify you had to know what you are doing with your todger....phew...!
Quickie, Quickie Slow, Quickie, Quickie slow...... yep ...that should do it smile
Quote by choc&sex
Luv2Lick - after that description what could anyone say! You must be a major hit with the ladies.
Chris, if this sounds all too daunting, rest easy and just take the advice of an expert wink
(Mr. Choc&Sex signing off, this has been a female-free post...)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brilliant...thanks for the compliment but I am a shit shag so I have to make up for it in other ways smile
Quote by choc&sex
as luv2lick capably pointed out its the delivery that matters. She's guaranteed to swoon over you because you've taken so much effort.
Have a great nite!

I am capable...at last ! redface
She called me a noble steed...hear that Shrek...she thinks I'm a steed !
Quote by foxylady 123
And i look exactly like my avatar too, though sometimes i put a skirt on over my knickers!!

Dont you dare..... :twisted:
Quote by harry0
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions? sad

Try changing hands at the 100th stroke. lol
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump drinkies :borg:
Stop counting your blood strokes...think about naked women... it will help.... i promise
Dont forget to set the mood......its the small thoughtfull things that will separate this from just a cozy night in.....
package the gift in a subtle but nice box....try to get som of those scent beads to put in it.... wrap it in some crepe paper ((orwhatever that nice paper is called) and then lay a single nice quality rose on top..... then put the lid on it
Prepare the love nest so you dont have to tidy it at the wrong moment... fresh bedding etc..
Put a bottle of massage oil on the radiator to warm... just in case you get lucky later....and place any toys or props...such as restraints etc (What??? I dont know what you are in to do i??? biggrin )
Leave her gift with a message on it telling her to just go and get ready...and join you when she is dressed
Let her get ready....
Candles in the Bathroom are nice... get one of those bath bombs for her that have the flower petals in and stuff.. (not the sparkly ones though...or you will be getting them on you for days after...and you will look like a girl!)
and a nice bottle of wine for her to start on...
Let her take as much time as she needs to prepare herself
Set the scene
Candles for lots... nice smell one would be good.....
Some nice music, buy some if you havent got anything suitable !
Nice wine....dont forget to chill white or pre-open red ....
A nice un-complicated meal....I liked the one Libra suggested !
Make sure the table looks nice...simple.. but nice and everything shiny and clean...
Enjoy yourself and enjoy your time together
Spend all night enjoying each other....again and again ....um again.. :twisted:
Least thats what i'd do...anyway :D
It was me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh...no it wasnt....I wasnt there.....couldnt make it... rolleyes
Done a bit.....am shite at it...I can capsize whilst sitting perfectly still!!! :shock:
Love it though.... biggrin
It seems to me that it is an 'in a rut' thing... mind you there are some places where a couple of hours work is suitable... small ofices etc....for example, my sister works in a letting agents...just doing basic admin (dont really need any qualifications...just be organised) they are happy for her to work whenever she wants as long as she puts in about 12 hrs per week..... sounds like this sort of arrangement would work for you. It isnt a brilliant job but her colleagues are really nice, it is relaxed and she is busy whilst she is there...she loves it... a bit of independence and no kids.....
Might be worth looking at jobs like that...
Goodluck in whatever you do though biggrin