the smell of another woman's sweet pussy....on your girlfriends fingers ! :twisted: :twisted:
Surgery
After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some Cosmetic
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory,
because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a
ripped out fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six
children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a
tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly
packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three
roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse,
"They're very nice but I'm a
bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation
went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say
thanks".
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane. "The second is from your husband
- he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to
get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides
for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He
just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"
"Ooooh Oooh oh my...oh....god....mmmmm....ahhhhh....fuck .... ........fuck fuck fuuuuuuuckkk......ooohh ohhhhh...i cant believe....oh my god......"
Something else I love is the smell of coconut suntan lotion on warm bronzed flesh
mmmmmmm :twisted:
Training
In order to assure the highest level of quality work and
productivity from all employees, it will be our policy to keep
all employees well trained, through our program of Special High
Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) We are trying to give employees
more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you are not
receiving enough S.H.I.T on the job, please see our manager. >You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list
and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get >all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take S.H.I.T will be placed in
Departmental Employees Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously, will have to
go on the Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took SHIT before they were promoted they
don't have to do SHIT anymore and are full of SHIT already.
If your full of SHIT, you may be interested in training
others. We can add your name to a Basic Understanding Lecture
List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of BULLSHIT, will >get the SHIT jobs and can apply for promotion to Director of
Intensity Program (D.I.P.S.H.I.T).
If you have any further questions, please direct them to our
Head of Training Special High Intensity Training
H.O.T.S.H.I.T)
Thank You for your attention
Boss In General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Thought most of them were shite.....they couldnt have asked anyone under the age of 40 to take part in the poll...
Smooth...very smooth......
If she gave you her number...she must be interested... if you do ask her out for a more private evening...make sure you ask her to something specific... I.e. go to a restaurant or watch a film...or go to the pub/club.... is much better then saying 'Do you fancy going out...to er....um... you know...um... somewhere...um...'
If she is interested she will say yes to what ever you suggest so just enjoy.
In my experience (For whatever that is worth???) a lady likes a confident manner without being pushy... so be yourself... go with the flow....and give her a call......
Now!
Feel the fear ..............and do it anyway !
I have had situations where I haven't cum, not because the person was doing anything wrong but at the time it wasnt important. Having said that, I have never had a situation where the lady hasn't cum...I think mainly because that is my objective ..especially when it is with a new partner...I love trying different things and talking to them and finding out what they like and making it happen...sometimes it takes a lot of work...but is very rewarding when it goes right..I think one of my best sexual moments was when I was with one particular lady who had never cum from penetrative sex....after several hours of passion it happened....it was an amazing moment....and she has gone on to have these with other partners now....so i guess I think it is important to me to give more than to recieve.
Sorry for being thick...but what are they hacking?
Wotta perlonka!
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
:D :twisted: