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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Libra you are so thoughtful and generous..putting all these pics on here for us....
Must be hell for you :twisted: :twisted:
Havent been in a situation quite as difficault as this but when the going gets tough I always find that even a small gesture that someone is thinking of you can turn a totally shite day (or night) into a good one.....such as little love notes hidden in your car or finding a thong and suggestive note tucked under your sandwiches...etc
I knopw it is a bit childish but..hey if it puts a smile on your face...it can only help lol
Quote by Alex And Lianne
It would be a good attempt, but there would probably still be one crucial difference biggrin

You will still be able to parallel park! lol
Quote by flapjackboy
I reckon Jimmy Nail should be the next Bond.
"Alreet pet, sod ya poncy vodka martinis, gan 'n get us a bottle of broon." lol
I'd pay to see that.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by PoloLady
You should have seen it coming! lol
:twisted:

I think that is what he was hoping for! :twisted: :twisted:
I tried using video cam....was a right pain in the arse. you should be able to turn it on...plug it into the pc using usb or firewire lead...then open messanger and go to the tool bar and select and configure the camera from there. It is in the audio / video tuning option.
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i was gonna take pics of mine, butt I couldn't be arsed. lol

groannnnnnnnn :lol:
Does this mean he is now the 'Butt' of the joke? rolleyes
Isnt a problem...she probably was looking for that kind of interaction.. just with someone nearer her own age....
Dont dwell on it and next timemake sure they send a pic first!
lol... this is a very cheeky thread indeed.... have just taken a pic of one's derrier ...how the hell do I get it on here?
Quote by Libra-Love
Let's all smile nicely and start an orgy they can all join in lol

Damn am I too late for the orgy.....? rolleyes
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~hugs hugs hugs~ hope u feel happier soon - i have more hugs if needed

Um....can...um...i mean.. um... can i have one please??? innocent
Quote by Tania
I take it you have a severe distrust of the medical profession then???
If you cant trust a doctor to take care of you who can you trust dunno
Shireen

Yep, you are right! I have seen too many omissions and errors to be able to trust. My dad would have lived if the docs attending to him had any idea of CPR. He might have lived if the ambulance men had an equipped ambulance and knew how to use the equipment. He would have lived if I had taken control of the situation and given him a prohibited injection to the heart at the right moment and not been intimidated by the doctor who was supposed to know better. I would have gladly gone into prison if it would have saved my dad's life.
Of course my issues with the medical profession in this country are based on what I have seen/experienced. I find doctors here to be too arrogant. They are reluctant to talk plain to their patients, they are reluctant to involve patients in their care. To them we are all like small children best kept unaware. Having said that, I have come across some doctors who were different and treated me like an equal so perhaps things may be changing.
Personally I admire ANY person that has chosen the medical profession. My day to day decisions at worst will result in someone not getting some money... I cannot comprehend how they can manage the pressure of making life and death decisions (or even good and bad health decisions) on a daily, hourly or minuitly basis......but I am bloody glad they do!!!
Obviously this statement excludes any wierdo doctors or nurses...blah blah...
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Not a huge dessert eater but when the mood takes me....
Pecan Nut Pie
or
Baclava...
(I likes me nuts... wink )
what the fook`s Baclava ???? confused

rolleyes
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Dinnerlady, housewife and mum - nothing exciting and all underpaid!
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And life support for that wonderful chest....
shit...did I say that out loud.... redface
Now I find this really hard to understand...because I love flying.....
The terrorist bit is pointless...your flight will only hold a small number of people...so they wont bother...
But I was just thinking about the reasons I love flying
The take off is cool.... love the accelaration.....
The bit I like most is seeing the world from a different perspective.....I love looking out the window and spotting landmarks or looking at cars and houses....river paths and mountains......or looking across the clouds which look like you could just step out and roll around in them... and trying to guess when you will feel turbulence....(normally as you pass through clouds) Guess I am a kid at heart and it is an adventure.....
I am slightly claustrophic too....but not so much that a plane or lift wold bother me.....
Maybe thinking of it as I do might help?
smile
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ooo has anyone ever dunked a mars bar? its discustingly sickly but if u need a sinful choco fix very nice!!

Not mars bar....but galaxy in coffee....very nice!
As for the biscuits... Rich Tea every time....got to dunk it for exactly the right length of time so it absorbs as much tea as possible without breaking....takes practice ..and technique but the rewards are very satisfying!
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Hungover from a beer festival lastnight, woke up with a hard on and not got rid of it yet. Still working on that now!!

I believe it is all to do with the pressure of a full bladder.
:shock:
Really? Is that why men wake up with hard ons?
And there was me thinkin Mr Naughty had been having dirty dreams about me confused
Yep, but I guess that sleeping beside a sex kitten contributes too
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Oh you wee charmer passionkiss

Please tell me you have the suit.......... blink
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SHIT !

It wasn't my fault!!
I know...that would have been the work of an Evil- Frikin-Scientist
......Not a brain surgeon wink
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Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
smackbottom
Tease!! :twisted:


Have a look at these sporting moments ... The second one takes a short while to download...is about 1mb :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink

I'd like to be oil boy at female or bi-female only phot shoots...... :twisted:
Quote by tonmar01
Ok here's some more.........
The Flumps
Hectors House
Hong Kong Phooey
How
Magpie
Mr Ben
Runaround
The Tomorrow People.
Whilst doing a search I also found this link to a Rainbow song........ :shock:

Cheers
M xx

Ahhh the Flumps.... which seems exactly the same as Last of the Summer Wines to me rolleyes
But I can only ever remember seeing one episode, even though it was on all the time....the one when they have the big magnet and the roller skates :P
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I am "Cashier number five, please" in a bank. You know, the one that gives you Xtra. In a town that sounds like an alternative to having a shower.

And I work for the bank that makes everything in life complicated :shock:
Could be trend starting here gulp
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I was wondering if the girls have similar thoughts while they are driving?
Do you ladies see a guy in a car and have "fantasy" type thoughts?

Yes , of course we me its everytime i see a fire eingine or pull along sided White Van Man esoecially if he has a yellow safety helmet on the dashboard!!
Think ill pass on causing the accident though to get his name and address!!
Personally I think any man driving down the road with his helmet resting on the dashboard is just plain showing off! lol