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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Tania
So what are you saying, the main actress will ruin her makeup prematurely getting those guys erect? I don't think so. Perhaps the production secretary does the job along with making cups of tea or coffee. Don't know.
Hmm, think it's about time I employed a production secretary ! :twisted:
I remember back when I was getting a blow job one night...trouble is, I was quite pissed and as nice as it was...nothing was going to happen...I gradually drifted into a half asleep state as this poor girl was hoovering away at me...then without warning...I farted (Major blow out... not just a little love puff!!).....I am killing myself laughing about it now...even as I type... but at the time...I was mortified.
She was very diplomatic at the time, and showed me kindness I did not deserve by politely suggesting we should go back to the party....
She was very diplomatic at the time, and showed me kindness I did not deserve by politely suggesting we should go back to the party....
Quote by harry0
I have a problem, the husband of my mistress of thirty years standing (or rather lying down) is retiring next week. That means my twice weekly supply is about to be cut off.
What am I going to do? Polite answers only please.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
:borg:
Try to set him up with a mistress... encourage him to meet her... twice a week?
Quote by blondeslave
Hi all,
Can I have the opinion of the panel............. exactly what do u think this phrase means..........
CANT SEE YOU COZ I NEED TIME TO THINK?????
Bet the girls and the boys see this as something totally different....... or am I just being stupid and it means the same to everyone???
Blondeslave
I am surprised at all of you ladies.... It doesn't matter what is means.... surely the important thing is that it translates to 'Time to go shopping!'
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oooh Missy - where you been? New pics are up! :shock: :twisted:
Oooooh so they are! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Great stuff you two :twisted: Love the one of the tongue teasing the end! :twisted:
Me too..that is a very long tongue.... went all tingly inside when I saw that! :shock:
Great pics guys!
I am a member of Blokes Appreciating Lovely Ladies Society. There are lots of members almost too many...and with B.A.L.L.S so full, I think we can cover the whole country. It would be a shame to waste an opportunity for M.U.F.F and B.A.L.L.S to come together to create XXXXXX .....Bugger...couldnt think of another one.....
Quote by Libra-Love
Even worse is when you find out they're tossers after the act
I really needed to know I was number 140!!!!!!!!!:x :x
:lol: LMAO... I'm sorry to laugh but did he really let you know that!!!!
He must have been sporting a big ol' shiney pair that day.....I wouldn't have the guts to do it!
PMSL
Quote by VenusnMars
Is it just us , or does he look out of proportion ??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:The sad thing is, I actually had to go back a page to check!
Venusxxx
I feel uterly deflated... I have spent years trying so hard... but no matter what I do...
I will never have a head as small as that :cry:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:uhoh:
Ah, definately not my thing. think they look sooooooooo gross. I'll stick to my bingo wings :grin:
huh?
Flabby bit at the back of yer arm dear. Not that I have them, I just meant I'd prefer that to all that muscle
Right... I'm off to McDonalds..... get some lard on the backs of me arms....
Honestly the lengths I have to go to...just to get a shag! :twisted:
