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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by Freckledbird

It's not amniotic fuid either :thumbup:

detention for you missus!! smackbottom :giggle:
Ooooo bugger :shock: lol
Hmmmm, that's why I got a rotflmao PM then is it? :doh:
Could be!! rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Quote by Freckledbird
Am i being thick or uneducated here?
I thought it was a bit of pee that came out when all the muscles were relaxing / contracting during orgasm?
enlighten me please
happy to help any girls experiment lol

Noooooo it's definitely not pee, least mine isn't as it comes out clear and it doesn't feel like pee.
It's not amniotic fuid either :thumbup:
detention for you missus!! smackbottom :giggle:
Quote by
I reply most times. Sometimes just a Hi. I never, not so far anyway responded to a wink. First time for everything, as they say around here!
Sometimes I just ache for the return message. Sometimes we get personal, sometimes I hope to get personal.
On the whole PMs are for saying things to special people, that I just would not say on the open forum.
Travis
PS Having read your profile, there is a wink on it's way to you, I know you like them.

smackbottom
You know what thats for :giggle:
There have been many threads posted about replying to mails and why people don't do it. The search button is not my friend so cannot point you in the direction of a recent post lol.
We do not respond to winks or one liners. If someone has taken the time to respond to an add for example we will try to respond to everyone, however sometimes we can get upwards to 50 replies to an add and we simply don't have the time to respond to each and everyone of them.
Quote by Outdoor_sex
For me the best relief from a break up was to get out on my motorbike and have a good hard ride to clear my head

A good hard ride clears my head to wink !!
Quote by Bjlips2008
Has anyone else had someone cum in their eye!!!? OK, OK, I should have blikned in time!! It bloody hurt though...swimmers were chuffed....thought they'd found the biggest ever egg to fertilize!

OMFG this happened to me I thought I was going blind :eeek: I called nhs direct and everything...redface
Quote by Freckledbird
lyns, if yr mum asks how u know pwople, do what i do, just say they are random facebook frinds, who have added you....randomly....loads of people have done that to me, so just say thas what they are.

Oooooo just thought - that could be another excuse (if someone needs one!) for a meet - it's a facebook meet, kind of a reunion if people from school/old workplaces etc. have found you. biggrin
Mrs Bone thats one that I hadn't thought of redface
FB that is a good plan, starting to run out of little white lies so another is always good wink
Quote by winchwench

I don't really worry to much about people being indiscreet on my wall as I would like to think the ladies from here that I have added to my facebook friends list wouldn't be indiscreet, in the same way that I would never write anything swinging related on anyones wall that what SHadies is for wink

:thumbup: that's my thoughts too. I didn't know if anyone else's 'stories' are visible to anyone on my friends list when they log in either? That's a bit of a concern as my daughter is on mine, so I just set the preference thingy to show less stories for each person.
Other peoples walls are public domain, and as far as I'm concerned totally vanilla comments are the only things I'd ever post there.
I made the SHadies circle completely private- it can't be read by non SHadies- it can't even be seen by non-SHadies.....so if there's a little smut amongst swingers, it's kept private.
I'm cautious who I invite in as I'm aware that anyone iffy could see the names/faces of others in the circle. However, as I'm the only person who needs to befriend a person to let them in- it's only my details they can access fully unless someone else chooses to befriend them. I think that makes sense :crazy:
perfick sense my lovely kiss
Quote by Calista
I'm on Facebook, I deleted my original id as it was full of swingers and friends and someone was a tad indiscreet on my wall grrrrr.
I had another id and had held of adding swingers and fuckbuddy's to it but have bitten the bullet and added a few I know and that I can trust.
I refuse to add social/sex oriented applications though LOL.
BTW yep I am a Facebook addict.

My mum is one of my friends on facebook and I dred her asking who people are and how I know them lol my plan is to tell her that they work for the same company as me but in another part of the country!!.
I don't really worry to much about people being indiscreet on my wall as I would like to think the ladies from here that I have added to my facebook friends list wouldn't be indiscreet, in the same way that I would never write anything swinging related on anyones wall that what SHadies is for wink
Quote by Knickersnpants
Tell them you're a practicing Atheist.

I did exactly this and they never came back. lol
Shame, I found them quite charming really, one of them was a woman who really fixed me with a mesma-stare while discussing the state of the world.. if only she had known how I took that, damn she was fine looking!
My advice is just say you have changed your mind and you don't want to persue it further.
Give them their stuff back and don't answer ANY questions about religion or be led into ANY other conversation, just say/answer "sorry I am not interested" and "goodbye" as many times as you need until they go.
Hi everyone btw this is my first post here. wave
:welcome: I have now told them that im not interested and hopefully that will be the end of it biggrin
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fun with the witnesses...........
prove to them we have to exist mathematically...not sure quite how this works but it's something to do with probabilities and dividing infinity by a finite no.(it's a long time since i was at school and the one time i remembered it properly and used it the poor buggers were stumped)

The universe is infinite, and there are a infinite number of planets in it. However not all planets have Jehovah's Witnesses, therefore there are a finite number of Jehovah's Witnesses. It is possible to find the average number of Jehovah's Witnesses on each planet by dividing the number of Jehovah's Witnesses by the number of planets. Since any finite number divided by infinity is as close to zero as makes no difference then there are no Jehovah's Witnesses. Any that you may meet are a product of your own imagination, trying to lead you back to god, and since there is only one god he/she is also a product of your imagination.
This wisdom is brought to you by the great and late Douglas Adams.
:crazy:
Quote by well_busty_babe
Those of you playing the “ if it was your child – you would want them dead” card, imagine for a moment being the parents of the person hung for a crime they were later found innocent of.
Would THEY then be entitled to demand the death of the police who arrested their innocent child? The CPS worked who decided to go ahead with the case against their innocent child? The prosecutor who “proved” the guilt of their innocent child? The judge the sentenced to death their innocent child? The civil servant who carried out the death penalty on their innocent child?
No one has the right to take the life of another person, that INCLUDES us as a society looking to get revenge on those we believe are guilty of a crime, regardless of how heinous it may have been.
I agree that many bereaved people WOULD say they wanted the person they believed had murdered their child to face death, that is because they are grieving and it is that grief, rather than a rational person speaking. It is precisely why the relatives should not be given that power.

:thumbup:
I know you are not allowed to serve alcohol to a police officer in uniform!!
Quote by red_dragon2006
put them in here biggrin
"Which is more difficult, to awaken one who sleeps or to awaken one who, awake, dreams that he is awake?"
Søren Kierkegaard

The wording of that makes me :crazy: had a read it a few times for it to make sense :lol2:
Quote by winchwench
Taking my (now an adult) eldest to the flicks for the very first time to watch "Casper." She's always been tiny, and really light. When she sat on the seat, it flicked up & swallowed her whole. The entire- huge - tub of popcorn she was holding shot into the air, spewing its contents, fountain-like across our entire section.
:lol2:

This happened to my neice when I took her to the theatre to see Annie!. It was hilarious :giggle:
Whenever I watch The Little Mermaid all I can ever think of is my mum taking me and my sister to see it and promptly falling asleep and snoring all the way through. I was 10 and so embarrassed!!!.
Quote by Phuckers
how do you reach your preference without judging what your likes/dislikes

I see what you are saying but im not convinced its the same sort of being judged... confused . Makes sense in my head but don't have time to explain what I mean have to get to work.
Quote by Phuckers
Do you ever feel you are judged? Not always in the swinging world, sometimes in "normal" lifestyle?
I do. I feel a lot of people judge me for being BBW. They look at the outside and don't actually get to know the inner person.
What do u think? About you of course and what some may judge you of?
Lil x

morning all,
as i mentioned before judging others is complusory in day to day life and its indeed very essential in a swinging environment ,have chosen not to bore you with the S word today but please take a look at the extract below which have taken from the OP ad...judging others is an opinion and you have every right to,so its a good thing!
lil wrote
liI do have my preferances so i would appreciate it if you would take notice of this because if you do not fit my requirements then you will not get a reply. Safe sex ALWAYS!!!
Aged between 30-42
Stocky
Unattatched... that means no wife/gf
Minimum hair

Contact Information
Name(s):Lilmiss
Location:FY5, Cleveleys
Email:contact this user
Posted / Updated:22:11 - 24/07/2008
please note have only picked up the lines necessary to this debate
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I don't see what the OPs add has to do with judging anyone or being judged confused . She is stating a preference in her add not a judgement...!.
Quote by tantricboy
Lyns, you’ve just given me an idea for a new game show.
It’s called Hot, Hot, Hot. Here’s how it works:
Ten men are hidden behind screens. Half of them are given a hot young woman, while the other half are given a hot curry.
The contestant has to work out which is which by listening to the noises they make a couple of hours later.
Bet Channel Five would be interested.

you are nuts :giggle:
Quote by Phuckers
My sister and I were brought up by our dad who worked fLucking hard to give us what we wanted and needed granted he had alot of help with childcare etc from my grandparents to enable him to work which not every parent single or otherwise has, I work just as hard along with my husband to ensure we keep a roof over our kids heads.
My dads partner was a single mother of 5 kids who never worked. Three of her children have had children and think its ok to allow the state to pick up the tab for the 9 children that they have between them... They never saw their mother work for what they had so in their eyes its the norm to not work mad makes me so angry.
I think it depends on the values instilled in them that makes the difference not whether the parent was single or not!.

point taken but i do tend to agree that most people work better under pressure
They don't have to be the product of a single parentage to be under pressure though wink.
My sister and I were brought up by our dad who worked fLucking hard to give us what we wanted and needed granted he had alot of help with childcare etc from my grandparents to enable him to work which not every parent single or otherwise has, I work just as hard along with my husband to ensure we keep a roof over our kids heads.
My dads partner was a single mother of 5 kids who never worked. Three of her children have had children and think its ok to allow the state to pick up the tab for the 9 children that they have between them... They never saw their mother work for what they had so in their eyes its the norm to not work mad makes me so angry.
I think it depends on the values instilled in them that makes the difference not whether the parent was single or not!.
Can I get a large vodka and diet coke with ice and a slice please kiss
Quote by Freckledbird
My feet are poor neglected souls...

Or soles? biggrin
only just seen this rotflmao rotflmao
I would be lying if I said I had never judged someone.
I live on a council estate in a council owned home, do people judge me? maybe, but I think they would be more likely to stereotype me as a single mother on benefits than judge me.
Quote by niceandgentle
Arruugghhhhh-awaahhhhr--ggggggg- uuhhh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (deep breathing)
(That's tantric sex for you. Happy orgasm day everybody.)

Tantric sex?
Or that curry you had last night????? wink
:giggle:
Quote by Lonni
The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.

Regardless of whether or not some JW's do decide to go against their religion and allow whole blood transfusions, why on earth would you want to let people into your house who believe in monogamy and think that you, as a fornicator, will burn in hell? confused:
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Its not just JWs who believe in monogamy...
My feet are poor neglected souls...:cry: I just can't bear to fiddle with them to much or have anyone else touch them especially my toes...!
Quote by flower411
To be honest, I`ve always found that there seem to be more people on here claiming to be bi than straight.....a misconception brought on by my own latent prejudices no doubt !! confused
I have drifted through life meeting all sorts of people, many of them have been gay or bi...some of them have been druggies and some have been religious fanatics :shock:
I don`t think I have ever defined these people by the one particular thing in their lives that others may find difficult to deal with... rolleyes
But I have always considered "bi" or "bi curious" to mean a person who would consider having a relationship with either sex.
Having thoughts about possibly touching, kissing or sucking bits of a person of the same sex, in a highly charged sexual situation doesn`t necessarily mean that a person is bi ......does it ?? dunno
Think I`m confusing myself now !!! confused confused

I have on our profile that I am bi curious, however I wouldn't want a relationship with another woman I just want to play with one... In answer to your question flower, I don't have a clue... :giggle: