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Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
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Quote by jaymar
Good advice!
but....
I prefer not to get flowers on 14th Feb, just 'because it's got to be done' as it's Valentines day does nothing for me. My most romantic gestured flowers are the ones Jay buys me randomly during the year.
Sorry to be a party pooper!
:thumbup: me to. Me and mr lyns don`t really celebrate valentines day we never have in the 10 years we`ve been together, I love it when he just comes home with a lovely bunch of flowers, It means so much more.
Quote by noladreams30
What does a Sunday mean to you guys??
Was just thinking this, and before I started a new thread, thought I better check...
So, to re-propose the OPs question, what does Sunday mean to you?
For me, I guess it used to be a day when as a family we'd all be together without anyone at work or off doing sport/hobbies and so we'd have the traditional Sunday roast, read papers etc etc
Now? I'm juggling work and a uni course so Sunday is head down, crack on with preparing for the week ahead, planning, preparation and paperwork....
Man, I miss lazy Sundays!!
Nola x
Me to Nola, my little ones haven`t yet learned that sunday is the day of rest!!!, plus I work one in four sundays.
When not working tho I love going to mums for a proper roast beef dinner and generally just lazing around.
Quote by winchwench
I think ours is a navman f20 and so far so good!, not had any probs with it plus its small enough to fit in my handbag.
Same as ours I think. We had an interesting incident in France last summer- it diverted us off an "a" road, two miles to a small village, through the village, and back to the "a" road 200 yards from where we left it! :shock: It got sworn it in several different languages lol.
However, I wouldn't be without it. I've not used it on my own yet, but I'm contemplating a long trip alone into totally unfamiliar territory that I wouldn't have dreamed of doing if I had to navigate & drive solo!
Our old sat nav sent mr lyns on many a wild goose chase especially when driving in cheltenham for some reason!!.
:giggle:
Mini lyns has just asked me what I want to be when I grow up 
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Mini lyns also told me that she loves me and her daddy sooooooo much and she loves the mini mini lyns and she doesn`t want mummy or daddy to get old and got to the "old house".... (nope I didn`t have a clue what she meant either) because "where will I live if you and daddy are in the old house!!
Missy my little one babbles and babbles on the school run to..
.Mini lyns also told me that she loves me and her daddy sooooooo much and she loves the mini mini lyns and she doesn`t want mummy or daddy to get old and got to the "old house".... (nope I didn`t have a clue what she meant either) because "where will I live if you and daddy are in the old house!!
Missy my little one babbles and babbles on the school run to..
This song sums me and my life up nicely! Sorry is so long 
"Real Girl" Mutya Buena
If I had one chance to
In my life again
I wouldn't make no changes
Now or way back when (yeah)
And if everything turns out
The way I hope it goes
But I cant wait to find out
What it is that God knows
But I don't wanna think about
What's gonna come around for me
I'll just take it day by day
'Cause it's the only way
To be the best that I can be
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
And nothing's ever perfect
There's no guarantee
And if I knew the answers
It would put my mind at ease (no)
So I'll just keep on going
The way I've gone so far
And maybe I'll end up
Tryin' to catch a fallin star (yeah)
But I don't wanna think about
What's gonna come around for me
I'll just take it day by day
'Cause it's the only way
To be the best that I can be
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
Baby this is who I am
Don't need you to understand
'Cause everything is right where it should be
It wont be long til you know about me,
'Cause I don't give a...
Even when I'm out of love
'Cause everythings just how it should be
And it wont be long till you know about me
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
"Real Girl" Mutya Buena
If I had one chance to
In my life again
I wouldn't make no changes
Now or way back when (yeah)
And if everything turns out
The way I hope it goes
But I cant wait to find out
What it is that God knows
But I don't wanna think about
What's gonna come around for me
I'll just take it day by day
'Cause it's the only way
To be the best that I can be
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
And nothing's ever perfect
There's no guarantee
And if I knew the answers
It would put my mind at ease (no)
So I'll just keep on going
The way I've gone so far
And maybe I'll end up
Tryin' to catch a fallin star (yeah)
But I don't wanna think about
What's gonna come around for me
I'll just take it day by day
'Cause it's the only way
To be the best that I can be
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
Baby this is who I am
Don't need you to understand
'Cause everything is right where it should be
It wont be long til you know about me,
'Cause I don't give a...
Even when I'm out of love
'Cause everythings just how it should be
And it wont be long till you know about me
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand
And all I can do is be true to myself
I don't need permission from nobody else
'Cause this is the real world, I'm not a little girl
I know exactly who I am
Quote by DeeCee
hello there .
Following on from a theme in the North West chatroom I thought i would open a "surgery" here in the Forum.
Id like to share with you some tips to help make things sizzle like a fried egg on full heat :sticky: and offer any advice to assist in making things go "bump (and grind)in the night".
So, my friends lets start with a technique I call the "Kazoo"..................................
When performing oral sex, you might like to try gently humming a few notes on the clitoris or penis as if you were playing a kazoo.
theres no need to play a full rendition of Colonel Bogey or anything they play at horse Guards parade... just a few notes whilst you're in the middle of some slow , concentrated licking. Start gently and progress from there.
Oh yeah, for those concerned about health and safety... DO NOT Blow air UP a womans vagina.
Enjoy. :P
The clinic is open.................
WTF is a kazoo?
Quote by Bonedigger
Just wanted to wish everyone, epsecially those who have become friends on here a very merry christmas.
Whether your celebrating Christmas, Eid, Winter Solstice, Hannukah, Diwali, Saturnalia, yul, Kwanzaa or Hogswatchnight, I wish you all the very best that life can bring, and hope that all your hopes and dreams come true.
Love Peace and Happiness from Mrs & Mrs
Mrs B has re married :shock: :giggle:
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hwoar: :twisted:
