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3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by Dirtygirly

For anyone who missed this... it's well worth a watch! :giggle:

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao Hilarious :giggle:
Jamacian Jerk chicken with mushrooms, peppers, salad and Pitta bread yum :lickface:
Quote by Dave__Notts
President Obama is still half white, therefore he is still have a thief! I'm fed up with all those people that go on about how great it is to have an African American President, he is half white, half black, what would be great is that American had a Native American President...........! And that will never happen, which is a crying shame, because those people deserve better!

I don't see what your issue is and if I am reading your post in the right context then I find it totally offensive.
I could be offended if I could work out WTF it said lol lol lol
Dave_Notts
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Quote by Hotandkinkyuk
President Obama is still half white, therefore he is still have a thief! I'm fed up with all those people that go on about how great it is to have an African American President, he is half white, half black, what would be great is that American had a Native American President...........! And that will never happen, which is a crying shame, because those people deserve better!

I don't see what your issue is and if I am reading your post in the right context then I find it totally offensive.
wave and :welcome: enjoy your stay.
Great profile btw :thumbup:
We had faggots, mashed potato, cauliflower, brocolli and gravy :lickface:
Quote by Bonedigger
getting an email this morning to say i had won a prize in a caption competition i had entered.....on a sex toy forum :twisted:

Yay did you win something naughty confused: lol
I should be studying but I have a child home from school who is making it near on impossible.
I want snow...
wave Hi Bev lovely to see you kiss
Can I get a very large vodka and diet coke with ice and a slice please? Oh and a lovely lady to serve it :rascal:
Quote by TanKinky

Men do make passes at girls who wear glasses! :twisted:

:shock:
Im doing something wrong :doh: I wear glasses all the time :cry:
:giggle:
As long as you can find them innocent :giggle:
Quote by Cherrytree
Not sure if you are being at all serious, or totally ironic, but I saw one of the Acorah brothers wink live and it was the biggest pile of pants I've ever seen.
I remember seeing something on the telly years ago, it had Blue Peter's Sarah Greene in it, it was a drama but done as a very realistic documentary about a haunting - that scared the cr*p out of me lol

I remember watching that I was terrified :scared: lol
Seeing Mrs B back in the forums and posting with a vengence kiss
We have only swung during the week once :shock:. Its just to much hard work to organise sitters on a week night.
I'm pretty sure BT have just announced that they are going to scrap charges for 0845/0844 numbers for people on certain price plans. If I find a link I will post it.

Edited to include link.
Quote by Morbius
Ok Ok..... The wait is over..........
Here is week 1's attempt

oooh sexy lady sillyhwoar:
Quote by travlinmanukok
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
oooohhh very clever mr essex.....a passionkiss for u if u are going to wigan :twisted:
why :shock: are there disabled parking spaces outside the door of a skating rink ? :shock:
steve :shock: xx
Disabilities come in many forms.
I think your question is in incredibly bad taste.

Found the above link in a Bristol paper from the link below. It should take you to the offical online claim form. Hope it helps x.
Quote by travlinmanukok
my mate has just called me and has won on a scratch card ......thats got to be a far better deal than the lottery where you havent got a cat in hells chance of winning anything let alone ...when was the last time you heard anyone winning anything ????? ....had these for donkeys never won anything ....nope scratch cards for me in future .
steve x

plus i think a girl this week won a million on again a scratch card .......14 million to 1 to win the lottery food for thought .
steve x
Yep a mother of 4 won a million quid on an itchy card just before xmas in Bristol
Quote by earthchild
i have just found out i am not gonna be made redundant
phew!

:bounce: so so pleased for you kiss
Quote by janemcc
Quote from mini lyns "mummy I love you more than my DS" :inlove:

Aww Lyns thats sooo cute, i'm obviously not up to your standard because my mini me came out with :"I love you Mam but I love my new DS games just a bit more " confused
:giggle: don't kids say the funniest things xx
Quote from mini lyns "mummy I love you more than my DS" :inlove:
The knowledge that the lil un will be back at school tomorrow :bounce:
Quote by Kez_n_ste

A quick one of us two in our best shoes lol

santa brought me the same slippers as you lol
two choc santas, a box of after eights, some minature heros, butter, eggs and milk...