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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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sad awww wish we could make it as i've heard good things about Wigan, unfortunatly though this one is to close to something else we have planned sad
Quote by essex34m
A guy who works with my best mate went up to someone and said "Do you want to dance?" she said yes, he said "well fuck off then, so I can talk to your mate"
He quickly got told where to go.

rotflmao that really made me lol, the cheek of some people rotflmao
I have had the best ever start to the new year, I have a fab hubby :inlove: some fab friends :rose: and life is great :bounce:.
"I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to" Robbie Williams - Undone.
1. I failed my driving test 3 times before passing on my forth!.
2. I've spent four days in hospital with tonsilitus!!
3. I can't let my little girls walk past me without me scouting for "visitors" nits....
4. I love medical programs and am fasinated by pregnancy and birth.
5. I have a very girlie job.
Quote by foxylady2209
Useless factet number 43.
Peanuts are not nuts.
So when a packet says "may contain nuts" it's not referring to the peanuts.
(Ok I know it does mean the peanuts :gigglesmile
PS. they are legumes like peas and beans.

I never knew that. I have a question tho... If you have a nut allergy, why are you allergic to peanuts if they are not actually nuts??
Mrs B I love the threads that you post and I truly believe you make the forum a fun place to be.
Merry christmas to the Bonedigger family kiss xxx
Hope 2009 brings you all the luck and good fortune you derserve.
I took my girls to see Santa this morning and my 5 year old asked him if she could have some snow for xmas lol .
I keep getting this msg Could not query config information confused
Quote by Calista
Ok I'm going to put my hand up and say I need the sympathy ... whatever will make me feel better ;)
I've had a cough for a couple of weeks, it worsened horrendously at the end of last week and we presumed I'd got flu over the weekend with horribly high temps, unable to keep down food or fluid to the point I was admitted to A&E with severe dehydration.
I've been poked, prodded, xrayed, had ultrasound scans, given enough blood to start a blood bank, had litres of saline infused into me and I finally feel semi human.
The diagnosis? a virus!!!!
I could have bloody told them that!!
Still feeling crappy with a cough etc though

Blowing you a kiss or two cos I don't want ya germs :scared: :giggle:
I keep getting massages come like blah blah blah flush host blah blah blah or something to that effect lol
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*Borrows* Agatha and visits FB for tea and cake! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove:

Wow tan thats a little below the belt.... lol
Incey wincey spider.... :giggle:
Quick question Fire my lovely.. Is it a new years eve party or a christmas eve party :giggle:
Splendid, I would of been horribly embarrassed and grossed out redface if I was in that situation.
There is a time and a place for risky sex and the cinema is not the place confused .
Btw is Changelings any good ?
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Pete said loads of yummy food :lickface:
:

I'll have what he's having lol
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Absolutely, the Blouse makes you look Nice. its Fine, you dont look scuttleish in it at all
aaaaagghhhh its catching

:laughabove: rotflmao