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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by dekntan



any of these do? dunno
:twisted: :twisted:

Yum i'll take all three :rascal:
Quote by jaymar
To win the lottery sad
Other than that I don't really want anything materialistic, we're not bothering with each other this year present wise - I think the best pressie for me would be for Jay to have some chilled time off over the Christmas break.
If like Lyns, a box of Ferr's landed on my lap, they'd be mine! all mine!!!! evil

kiss
If we buy the biggest box ever made we could all share the freddies :twisted: with a bottle
of wine or 20?
Oooh yes please! and some Magical Elves thrown in?? :bounce:
Oh and maybe a sexy santa to serve the rochers :rascal:
I'd like a V+ box and a box of forerro rochers :lickface: !.
Yes I would class it as assult, to be violated in such a way is sickening. How anyone could find it funny is beyond me.
I'd love to be able to put some financial worries into a box, walk away and let someone else worry about them even for a few days!
Id love to tell my sister, not because she's a prude or anything, but because she would never think it of me :giggle:
Jaffa Cakes wink and lots of them kiss
In edit Lost the Jaffas are for mrs bone... wink
Quote by Anywayup69
Let me just clamber on my soap box rolleyes
why does everyone only think about drink driving...
is it because this is the only one that has a legal limit so is tangible? Lets face it, illegal Drugs, legal Drugs (Day/Night Nurse), and Fatigue they all do the same thing; slow your reaction times, effect concentration and decrease your observation skills.
For me its about education, lets face it we all past our drivers test so we are quallifed to drive a car, but its taken for granted.
It should be zero tollerance for drink and drugs... and further more people should be more accountable for how long they have been driving - take for example the selby rail/car crash !?
Just bare a thought for the ultimate emergency service : Fire and Rescue. Believe me the things these guys have to see and deal with ca not be put into words.
I offer these 2 links to anyone that thinks drinking and driving, or any of the above is a good idea... (This is a very hard hitting story, imagen this is your daughter, sister, best friend, mom.)


What a tragic incident.
Personally I have never and will never drink and drive. I have however driven when I have been stupidly tired and in my opinion I could have caused a terrible accident. Can you get charged with a driving offence if you drive knowingly over tired??
I counted correctly but totally missed the other thing...
Quote by noladreams30
About f*cking time! rolleyes

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Patience is a virtue Nola lol kiss
Its a toughie, I think I would happily give my eggs or mr lyns sperm (obviously it is his decision not mine) to an annomonus recepient but not a friend, seeing the child grow up in a different family would be to hard and I don't think I could detatch myself from the child.
I could only be a surrogate to a child that was biologicaly not mine.
Splendid, I do agree that there are many children out there who do need someone to love them but the adoption laws are very restrictive and people who would make fantastic parents can often get turned down.
I love the fact I can now click next to see the next pic, makes perving much easier!
Can't help you with the social side of things but :welcome: to the mad house that is the forum...
Nola don't stress over it, it can be concealed... just pop some foundation on, then a touch of concealer (remembering light will bring things forward and dark will push things back) so if you can go slightly darker, pat it on don't rub and dust some powder over the top. Works for me everytime. xxx
In edit: sods law knows me all to well!! especially if it includes fake tan and a big social event such as my hen night :eeek:
:shock: I look so different, a different speicies in fact...
Quote by Horny2sum8374
Ok since i'm new I thought i'd jump right in and try to get to know a few peeps so i've got some questions for you all biggrin
How old are you (both)? lol (cheeky huh) 26
Whats your name(s)? lyns
Where abouts are you from? Bristol
What brings you to this forum? I came looking for knitting patterns but these folk keep harping on about swinging and sex lol
Have you been to any meets before? A few!
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I have only driven an auto once and I hated it, I didn't feel fully in control.
Personally, I wouldn't follow the diet that you advise. There is no point on doing any diet that you cannot follow for any long period of time. Healthy eating and everything in moderation is the key.
I lost quite a fair amount of weight by joining slimming world, its fairly easy to follow and nothing is banned.
Quote by Phuckers
To all that laid their lifes so we may have one...we will never forget you!Thank you...

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We call the T.V remote a fat controller. Our eldest came out with it and its stuck.
Weetabix is Sweetabix again because the eldest couldn't prenounce weetabix.