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maidenfair
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
UK

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Quote by Kiss
hard at work all day ...home around ...on here soon after :shock:
soon something to eat ..hot bath ...then bed! smile

You're just following me around again aren't you? :rascal:
is that wishful thinking confused: wink :wink:
Quote by earthchild
i have never had a problem with a single guy discretion wise at all
i have however had a married man posing as a single man who i met earlier this year only to start receiving abusive texts from his wife 6 months later, and yes he is still here.
Earthy xx

i know the feeling hun :twisted:
i have never liked lies and never will ...although i was lucky as i have not had a wife on the phone yet....i have had a few nice ladies that didn't know what to say when i was so so nice on the phone they say ' sorry i have the wrong number' :doh: i most be doing something wrong ....i don't sound like a swinger (open minded person) on the phone banghead i most sound as the person i truly am ....sweet and innocent
just for the record ...i don't knowingly play with married men ...this is my choice, i don't nor will i lie about something behind someone's back even through i don't know thier wife's! if someone lies and i work out they are married ...it is ended one way or another
:twisted:
hard at work all day ...home around ...on here soon after :shock:
soon something to eat ..hot bath ...then bed! smile
Quote by bluexxx
There's a guy who's a reg in the room. I won't embarrass him by saying his username, don't think he's a forumer anyway, but no matter.... I just want to say that this guy has really lovely cushions... I do get very upset when they are not set out perfectly on his settee lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i am sure he would be more than happy hun to let you come around to fullfeel your wish ..............put them perfectly on his settee wink
I haven't really been recognised but ..... last year i was on another site and i had a pass word ...purple ...to my pic's smile i gave this password out in a open chatroom (only about 10 people in the chatroom at the time and i knew a few of them! wink ) the following friday night at my local i was bought a drink by a young man ....... it was purple! lol he then asked me to dance ..... he wanted to dirty dance! :lol: so what can a lady do but say YES ....only thing is his girlfiend wasn't very happy :shock: smackbottom
i also think a workman knew what games i get up too but he didn't say out in the open just a little hint here and there, i am glad he didn't coz i am into younger men! redface
if anyone else has recognised me they have been nice and not said anything :)
Congratulations Morbius :high-smile:
all the best for what is ahead ...i hope it works out tops smile
i find it funny when people wear different colour knickers and bars! :shock: ....or is it just me that's the funny one coz i like matching underwear confused .....usually black! wink
i am with devon1 ......don't like socks and when they are WHITE! :twisted:
i will hold my hands up as i have looked at peoples carpets, curtains and wallpaper and thought OH DEAR! lol
i shouldn't really look at such things as ccarpets, curtains and wallpaper coz iv always tried to keep most things out of my pic's! redface
Quote by Kiss
i really need to remind myself to leave the young ladies alone lol

No you don't!!
:giggle:
:lol: ok hun ....... i'l keep that in mind wink
im off out just popped on for a min!
im dressed to kill ...or at least i think so and i'l not be looking in a mirror to double check ...long gone the years!
i hope you all have a fab evening ...don't drink too much vodka smile
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I cook with wine a lot :smug:
sometimes I even put it in the food drinkies

i know a few that do this but i never have....Christmas cakes, randy or rum....and some are heavy handed with it ...don't get stopped by the police the morning after! lol
Quote by Kiss
What ho! chaps,
I'll have a bit of everything please and an egg. lol

It's nearly lunch time! You'll have to wait.
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Whats for lunch then? Whats on the menu?
Louise xx
Don't look at me... cooking is ladies work.
:lol:
you buying for every one confused: or just the few lucky ones smile
shame you don't have any cooking skills, its what hands where made for i believe both men and women have two hands :shock:
or are you offering to do the DIY for the ladies to do lunch :?: === 1 can Red Bull per job :lol: well, Red Bull seems to be the fuel of the working lads! :lol:
I can cook - I just don't like to.
I can do DIY and I do enjoy it.
How about I pop round and we can come to some arrangement. :rascal:
:lol: i don't drive so i can't do the popping around!
is it popping around if its over 100 miles :?: :shock:
i really need to remind myself to leave the young ladies alone :lol: this coming from a woman who's going out with a 19yr tonight innocent i'l be good :angel:
im crap at DIY but i can change a fuse/plug safely! :lol: oh! and a light buld :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Does it really matter how many, you (insert name here) were the only one that meant anything.

:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: is the insert where you right your own name confused:
not my ex hubby lol :lol:
ssshhh not that many that iv lost count smile ...yet not enough :) but then this old lady still has a few years left in her yet :lol:
single men ....don't jump into my mail box ..... i don't answer mail ...far too many of you! :shock: i wouldn't be able to walk or play for the rest of my life! :lol: and i luv my cycling!
Quote by PoloLady
I'll have a large bucket of vodka - and I agree... it is way too late in the day to consider getting dressed.

now theres a thought ...i have to think about getting dress in the next hour .... girls night out! wink although did i say dress lol not much to it!
i hope you all have a fab eve ...don't drink tooo much ... i will! innocent
Quote by Kiss
What ho! chaps,
I'll have a bit of everything please and an egg. lol

It's nearly lunch time! You'll have to wait.
biggrin
Whats for lunch then? Whats on the menu?
Louise xx
Don't look at me... cooking is ladies work.
:lol:
you buying for every one confused: or just the few lucky ones smile
shame you don't have any cooking skills, its what hands where made for i believe both men and women have two hands :shock:
or are you offering to do the DIY for the ladies to do lunch :?: === 1 can Red Bull per job :lol: well, Red Bull seems to be the fuel of the working lads! :lol:
happy birthday Mal
hope it's been a fab birthday weekend for YOU wink
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
i am always LATE! :shock:
Quote by Up4funru2
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/1936819614.jpg
Others on profile.... thats if the one i attach works.... rolleyes

just seen this! nice tat plus bum! wink
Quote by SymonOUna
Thank you Maindenfair! And may I compliment you in return on your profile photos?

thank you SymonOUna redface surprisedops: :oops:
sensible note....... it can be nice with the right person when you are both in the mood for it while having fun! that's as long as you like bending over!
I have only been spanked by those i know .... very well!
a little pain doesn't harm anyone now and then wink
a little advice ..... if you don't like being spanked HARD don't let Marcuso near you!
WARNING MARCUSO FREE ZONE :shock:
sensilbe enough for you Cat :grin:
Quote by Missy
Biggest turn on for me - being with someone that seems to be having a blast, is thoroughly enjoying your body, not just for what they can get from it, but also for how they can pleasure. Massive turn on for me, is someone who is genuinely curious about a womans body, even if we've had sex before, they still explore me with interest, are keen to find for themselves what touches hit the spot and what doesn't.
Turn on - A guy who, if asked the same question, would answer pretty much the same as I have but the other way round.
Big turn off - a guy who thinks he knows exactly how to please a woman. Because he touched someone previously and they liked it, they use the same technique with everyone they have had sex with since, almost like a rigid ritual with a "she loved it so every woman must love it" attitude, and no inclination or desire to change that 'tried and tested' procedure confused
SPOT ON! ....Plus being able to have a laugh and respect the woman for herself smile
Big turn off - a guy who tells me how to do something, rather than letting me take the time to explore and find out little touches/nibbles myself. All seems too focused on the big O rather than the whole experience, not to mentioned rushed :? Also makes me feel right stupid and crap :?
Physical attributes - nope, doesn't bother me. For me it's all about attitude.
Quote by SymonOUna
What's this? A thread with people posting photos of themselves?
Cannot... resist... must.... wave... bits... around...

thanks ....nice pic! wink although i don't think i will go total nude! lol unless in good company! :wink:
Quote by Colts23
all your bloody getting rolleyes

i am just peeping ......i like this one! wink
i am glad everyone's still having fun with this thread!
i'l have to go and re-size a new pic sometime soon! smile but i am in no hury i'l let the SH HOT BOD's post first! :twisted:
BOTH ..... but the personality of the person is the most important out of the two
i believe that for good kinky sexy fun you have to click body and mind although having the same likes in the bedroom is also a most!
(I'll leave the soul part of body,mind and soul for the one's that knock your socks off!)
as to the question on older men!
i normally go 10 years either side of my age but i have been known for the right man .....to go further!
NICE SHOWER RWL! passionkiss
Quote by SexySara
My own personal opinion is that I love kissing, pure and simple, it's a big turn on for me and is as much a part of foreplay as all the rest.

:thumbup: i would agree with you! wink
this lady is not the only person with this opinion on kissing,,,,,,i have meet a few men that have the same idea ..... some don't wish to kiss at all and others will kiss but with NO TONGUES (shame!) their reasons for not kissing are more or less the same .... they feel it is too personal for a open minded relationship/meet but either way .... KISS OR NO KISSING poeples wishes must be respected
KISSES .....always better with TONGUES passionkiss
oh dear! I am later than the rest! redface
hope its a good birthday week so far .......the weekends coming! wink
48 again confused: :?: :shock:
could i please be added to the christmas list of honours......with mistletoe on every door way please wink :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :grin:
i LOVE mine ...38dd
a few years ago i was 40dd but fine now i am a size smaller coz i have more choice when buying undies!
so i find it a bit scary that so many women have lost weight and gone down a size or two.....i am lossing weight but i have NO wish to go down another a boob/cup size or two!
so i'll cross my fingers ....i am forever a 38dd worship :worship: :worship:
hi,
pull up a chair up, sit back and relax and join in with the nutters :shock: (only some bite every 10 threads posted)!
have fun and be happy wink but .....iv no need for a weedding-planner ever!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A WOUNDERFUL LADY ...HERS kiss
hope its been a great day for you smile
still young at heart :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
well, what can i say that hasn't already been said?
i am just popping my head above the clouds now and its @ 8pm and soon I'll be hitting the pillow again!
BIG THANKS TO HISANDHERS for such a great evening and allowing us all to come along to join in the fun with such good company......that dress HERS WOW! passionkiss
kiss to Naughty Wigan Couple and GingerJo-Lee for all the organising that went on before the party and for giving up their time on the night to cover the door (or is that cover everyone that came through the door with kisses)? job well done :thumbup:
the venue was a fantastic choice but a few more fans would have gone down nicely as i wouldn't have had to take my jacket off!
thanks to Huddscpl1362, foxyfun for all the drinks ...i think i owe you a few each plus one or two to HisandHers!
thanks to all those girls that got on the pole with me wink .....i don't think i should rush to do a pole dance in a harry again!
it was great to see some old faces and chat once more to you, sorry iv not named all those i met old and new but it would be a long list and i go on enough in chat so don't wish to bore you all .......but a BIG thanks to all those i chatted to for such great company and sorry to those i missed on this occasion hopefully another time another place ... wishful thinking!
thanks to all for a great night :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :kiss:
Quote by Edin BBW
Woo, birthday passionkiss all round then.
I've got my own wee celebration going on too, finally been accepted as a member of ACCA (Association of Chartered Certified Accountants) so I am a very happy bunny right now.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

well done biggrin smile (i'l not do the usuall ....drinks on YOU!) lol
Quote by mdr2000
Where the feck did you sneak back in from??? Welcome back.. XxXxXxX Mike xx

helllllo mike! kiss
been here all the time ...in mind body and sprit.......just without the PC!
it's nice too be back on! wink