Why don't you stay over until then...??!!
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Orgasminator
Damn..... I'll be there Sunday.
Why don't you stay over until then...??!! :lol: :lol:
Why don't you stay over until then...??!!
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manchester_man
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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Orgasminator
Shouldn't she be coming on here herself to arrange her meets? I didn't think we were allowed to fix up meets for non-members?
In any case - sadly I can't make Yarm next Tues, but would love to be part of her 2nd GB experience (assuming she enjoys the first one!!)
In any case - sadly I can't make Yarm next Tues, but would love to be part of her 2nd GB experience (assuming she enjoys the first one!!)
Orgasminator
Quote by randall
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Sorry.... are you not understanding something here,or just bumping the post up?
:? :? Orgasminator
Well hope you might be there Sunday....
No way on this earth I'm going to recognise you from your profile photo( :shock: ), so I've sent you an invite to my Private Gallery.
If you see me there - do pls say hi!
Dan
No way on this earth I'm going to recognise you from your profile photo( :shock: ), so I've sent you an invite to my Private Gallery.
If you see me there - do pls say hi!
Dan
Orgasminator
Thanks - looking forward to it. Always a pretty relaxed club,I find.
Shame you won't be there....!
Shame you won't be there....!
Orgasminator
Well I've wangled a trip to the sunny Midlands next Sunday evening, so hoping to pop into Chams.
Not been on a Sunday evening before I don't think, so would love to hear from anyone else from here who'll be there - and better still and friendly faces I can look out for to say
!!
Anyone else thinking of popping along....?
Not been on a Sunday evening before I don't think, so would love to hear from anyone else from here who'll be there - and better still and friendly faces I can look out for to say
!!Anyone else thinking of popping along....?
Orgasminator
Hmmmmmm..... sounds interesting! 
Not sure I can make it down that day, but I'm often in London during the week, and the opening times look a bit more manageable than ourplace4fun, which is good, but a bit far out and usually doesn't get going until around midnight, in my experience.
Do please let me know if this is any good, and I'll look forward to checking it out very soon!
Fingers crossed.....
Not sure I can make it down that day, but I'm often in London during the week, and the opening times look a bit more manageable than ourplace4fun, which is good, but a bit far out and usually doesn't get going until around midnight, in my experience.
Do please let me know if this is any good, and I'll look forward to checking it out very soon!
Fingers crossed.....
Orgasminator
Looks like Good Friday is certainly going to be living up to its name this year for you folks... :lol: :lol:
Shame I can't make it tho'... bugger!
Hope you all enjoy anyhow....! Difficult to imagine that you might not..
:lol: :lol: Shame I can't make it tho'... bugger!
Hope you all enjoy anyhow....! Difficult to imagine that you might not..
Orgasminator
Quote by Sazand
couples and fems only please!!
From what I can see of your profiles, chaps, I think you fail to meet the criteria....
Orgasminator
Quote by antwest99
.... a single guy who arrived late on, after he had been at a wedding (not his own
Now popping out to a club without the missus after your *own* wedding really would be impressive!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Orgasminator
Quote by susie123456
just think of us havin fun on
That's the problem - thinking about what I'm missing is usually more than enough to stop me from doing anything productive!! :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by susie123456
manchester_man Damm it, always my luck eh.:cry: Never mind maybe another time!!
Hope so babe - I'm sure you'll have fun anyhow!!
:wink: Orgasminator
Quote by susie123456
Anybody going to Adam and eve's on the 27th..... please please come over to me and say hi....I will be there between and I promise i won't bite......unless you want me too???...
Damn....! I'm in London on Weds.
:( Hope I can maybe make it another time soon?
Orgasminator
I'm guessing you went to Partners, as I didn't see you at Cupids?
Hope you had a good time anyhow?
Hope you had a good time anyhow?
Orgasminator
Could be.... and having seen your pics - would be sure to be there if invited!!
Do you have dates in mind yet??
Dan
Do you have dates in mind yet??
Dan
Orgasminator
:wave: :wave: Have you tried Cupids in Manchester? One of the better clubs around and usually good fun on a Friday.
Apologies if you've tried it and are looking for somewhere new, but I'm not sure that I recognise you from the - admittedly rather nice - pics...!
Or if you have something else in mind & are looking for someone to join you, do please let me know.
Dan
Orgasminator
Well.....we try to help.. but sometimes our seed falls on stony ground.
(Actually - often as not, my seed falls on an outstretched Kleenex in front of a webcam, but that's by the by....
ops
Anyhow - all credit to Matty for coming back & posting in this thread. And hope some of what's been said might be of help to you.
Now I'm off for another go at folding that phone book over so it feels like the real thing.....
(Actually - often as not, my seed falls on an outstretched Kleenex in front of a webcam, but that's by the by....
ops Anyhow - all credit to Matty for coming back & posting in this thread. And hope some of what's been said might be of help to you.
Now I'm off for another go at folding that phone book over so it feels like the real thing.....
Orgasminator
Quote by splendid_
Matty, it is such a shame you aren't getting your monies worth. It is heartless of all the women on here that they didn't follow their joining instructions to the letter.
Let me tell you a little secret. When the women join we are asked to fill out a form detailing the quota of men that we need to fuck to fulfill our salaries. Yes ! you read correctly, we get paid for being here.
Unfortunately for you I have fulfilled my quota for the millenium so can't and won't actually oblige on this occasion. Now, all you have to do is find a woman who has some of her quota to fill and you are laughing. She has to say yes.
alternatively you could look here
suggestions for you
btw I am lying about the quota/salary business just in case you think you have reached the red light district of the interwebnet.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
.... and to think I got told I'dbeen a bit harsh!
Orgasminator
I'm sure many of the intelligent, charming and sensitive women on here will be rushing to nominate themselves as a "safe bet" for you..... No doubt within a day or two your mailbox will be overflowing!
Seriously - take a look at your post. SH is just like the rest of life - you need to make someone feel they want to meet you as much as you'd like to meet them. The fact that you're not getting the money's worth out of your membership is hardly a great starting point is it?
Post messages in the Forum - and not just "who wants to shag me?"; go to the chatroom and join in the conversation; answer some promising ads (with some info about you); and re-read your opening line....
"hey ive been on here a while an talked to women but havent yet met one"
.....and ask yourself why that might be.
:?
Good luck
Seriously - take a look at your post. SH is just like the rest of life - you need to make someone feel they want to meet you as much as you'd like to meet them. The fact that you're not getting the money's worth out of your membership is hardly a great starting point is it?
Post messages in the Forum - and not just "who wants to shag me?"; go to the chatroom and join in the conversation; answer some promising ads (with some info about you); and re-read your opening line....
"hey ive been on here a while an talked to women but havent yet met one"
.....and ask yourself why that might be.
:? Good luck
Orgasminator
Hope you didn't plan a sexy fun night tonight at the Grand Hotel on the seafront..... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Orgasminator
Quote by Jaq__kryps
This has got to be a wind up
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Let's *face* it... it was only a matter of *time* before somebody *clocked* it....
But you have to *hand* it to him...
Orgasminator
Reminds me of years ago when - for reasons which now escape me - I was one of a bunch of people going round the country for a week or so on some "study tour"....
Every evening when we got to that night's hotel, the coach driver would wander into the bar and say to the best looking woman he could find:
"I've got 40 grands worth of motor out in the car park, with plenty of room on the back seat - want to come and check it out?"
It never worked..... :lol:
Every evening when we got to that night's hotel, the coach driver would wander into the bar and say to the best looking woman he could find:
"I've got 40 grands worth of motor out in the car park, with plenty of room on the back seat - want to come and check it out?"
It never worked.....
:lol: Orgasminator
Quote by louise_and_joe
Your profile states:
!After slight argument with hubbies best m8 & wife,
You did'nt nick his rolex did you :shock:
:giggle:
Im sorry, I couldnt resist. Good luck with your search
Louise xx
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Actually - I can imagine one or two ladies getting a bit miffed.....there you are - giving her a good seeing to, as it were, and as she opens her eyes, mid-shag, she sees you drooling over the watch on your wrist...!!
Seriously - good luck mate, it would be a dull world if we were all into exactly the same.
Orgasminator
Quote by Sara_2006
....... a dam shame i aint a couple :cry:
Funnily enough I was thinking just the same....
Sounds like a plan??
Orgasminator
Quote by gingerjo-lee
even took a ice dildo hehehe
jo x
:blink: :blink: As it turns out - might not be able to escape work on Thurs, which will be a real bummer. Always seem to miss the parties
Orgasminator
I'm hoping to get there if work doesn't get in the way....
But looks like just you & me so far....
C'mon - anyone else going??
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But looks like just you & me so far....
C'mon - anyone else going??
:roll: :roll: Orgasminator
I'd like to be auditioned for this too.... :lol:
Have you got a date in mind? I have work commitments which would rule out some dates, but if I can make it, then I'd be able to keep free, one I know the date.
Looks like being a fantastic get-together....!
I'm an experienced swinger and can get people off here to vouch for me. Professional, clean, very discreet, told I'm good company and 100% respectful of the fact that the lady (or ladies) are always in charge.
:lol: Have you got a date in mind? I have work commitments which would rule out some dates, but if I can make it, then I'd be able to keep free, one I know the date.
Looks like being a fantastic get-together....!
I'm an experienced swinger and can get people off here to vouch for me. Professional, clean, very discreet, told I'm good company and 100% respectful of the fact that the lady (or ladies) are always in charge.
Orgasminator
It's a great club - just about the best there is I think....
If you can't have a good time in there, then I think you're already dead :lol: :lol:
Only thing I'm not sure abot is how busy it'll be... it's always got a decent number of people, and Saturdays are always busy i think. Not sure if a party night will mean it's *heaving* with people...
If you do go - let us know how you get on!
If you can't have a good time in there, then I think you're already dead
:lol: :lol: Only thing I'm not sure abot is how busy it'll be... it's always got a decent number of people, and Saturdays are always busy i think. Not sure if a party night will mean it's *heaving* with people...
If you do go - let us know how you get on!
Orgasminator
I'd be interested - but will have to double check work schedule. Are you thinking daytime or evening?
I can get someone to vouch for me if necessary.
Let me know here your plans are up to and I'll confirm one way or the other ASAP.
I can get someone to vouch for me if necessary.
Let me know here your plans are up to and I'll confirm one way or the other ASAP.
