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manchester_man
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Well you're obviously struggling to get replies.... and I can see from your profile that she's a gorgeous looking lady - so let me be as helpful as I can...
..... in the absence of many other offers, I'd be more than happy to solve HALF your problem for you... lol :lol:
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Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female.

Well so far we appear to have one bloke and one lady... which looks a bit short of the necessary proportions!
Count me in to try to shift the mix in the right direction. wink :wink:
Thank Christ for that...!!!! I thought I was going to have to gently suggest you might be in the wrong place and steer you towards the Samaritans website.... smile :)
As it is... while I'm feeling generous with helpful advice - you might just want to give all those horny ladies out there a slight clue as to which corner of these beautiful islands would suit you best for your Wednesday shag-a-thon.....
And if you get too many offers from the North West - let me know. I'd be happy to help spread the load... lol
I'm on holiday abroad that week..... sad :(
Maybe if it goes well(which I'm sure it will...) I'll be able to make the next one?
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Oooohhhh..... :shock: :shock: :shock: I'd get rid of that PDQ if I were you!
Quote by plc
do we all wanna do a curry + bowling session ?
or eat at the alley?
week end or mid week ?
gimmie a clue ppl?

I rather ducked out of this thread when it went off on a tangent about wooden flooring lol
But if you're fixing up a night out with bowling and curry - sounds good.
Midweek better for me, in Preston/Blackburn/Manchester areas, if that works for others?
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the magic carpet has landed...only to re-fuel... bring on the premiership

Well done to Sunderland too.... but let's not lose sight of the fact that Lord Keane (formerly of this parish) has played a pretty big role in getting them up!
And here's to Man U completing the double on the 19th.... and the sight of Jose Mourinho having that smug grin wiped off his face again!! ("Quadruple", my @rse!) lol :lol: :lol:
Enjoy the bowling.... although a decent standard occasional bowler, rather than any kind of expert.
OK to the walking, but don't get a lot of time.... and Northern Soul not my thing I'm afraid.
So probably one and a half out of three. lol
Happy to make the numbers up if you're arranging any bowling nights out in the NW. (With or without the hot tub afterwards wink :wink: :wink: !!)
Dan
No need to keep re-posting the same message.... just bump it back up to the top (like I just did for you).
....Although it is traditional to wait somewhat longer than 5 hours before you do so.... biggrin :D
You have a PM from me.....
..... in fact you have two, because I forgot to put my mobile number in first time round!
lol :lol: :lol:
So that would be more BOATING then....? Not BOASTING - as the thread is titled?
Or maybe a bit of both...???? lol :lol: :lol:
I'll be going to Chams on Tuesday evening. Not been for a while and it would be nice to say "Hi" to any people from the site who might be in....
If you'll be there - let me know. Be good to put faces (and bodies!) to some names....!! lol :lol:
Dan / Manchester_Man
Can I be so bold as to put myself forward....? You have a PM from me with more details.
And I can suggest a couple of people on the site who can vouch for me (hopefully in a good way!)
Oh - and I travel to London most weeks with work, so don't be put off by the name! lol
M-M
I see you've updated your profile - good move. I do VERY MUCH understand all about discretion... my point was that if there's very little info to go on it really needs to be consistent - which it now is. And I see you've added more details like height, etc without giving anything away.
Bad luck with the website address tho'....
Hope you get some takers for Friday...
Thanks to all for replies - not sure if I will be going now to Raquels, as there's a possible "Plan B" emerging....
Will probably head down there sometime soon - next week or 3 - though, so would still be interested to hear how people find it...
Bloody hell... members on here since 2003 (according to your profile) and yet your profile says virtually nothing about you at all....
...other than the fact that you're 30 and 39..... no hang on - that can't be right - your post says late 40's??!!
A small word to the wise - people do like to have just the vaguest idea of who it is they might be meeting!
confused :? :?
Cheers.... still open I think (maybe it closed a while back and then re-opened?) but my expectations have been suitably lowered...
Anyone any better ideas for a Tueday evening in central London? NB - to any ladies or couples, this contitutes an *invitation* lol :lol:
Dan
Thanks.
Been to Chams many times, and no doubt that it's one of the best. Likewise Cupids and some of the other Manchester ones are always good fun.
But never found a good club in London and Raquels has been getting good reviews on here (average 4 out of 5), so I was thinking it might be worth a try. When did you go? Sounds like it's changed hands (for the better) over the past few months...
Anyone any better suggestions for a weekday evening in London? Failing that - I might stll check Raquels out....
I'm in London this coming Tuesday - 24th, and was thinking of trying out Club Raquels.
Never been, but it seems to get decent write ups on here...
Anyone going? Any thoughts about if Tues is a good day to go?
Dan
Hi.... You have a PM from me too, although I realise that you probably have plenty of volunteers for whatever you might have been planning soon.
Let me know if you'd be interested in a chat sometime, with a view to considering me (and my regular stays in a decent S London hotel) for a future meeting.
In any event - have fun!
Dan
If she IS interested in the idea.... and I hope she would be... then a better idea might be for her to post an invitation thread herself?
That way she could say a bit about herself, what she'd be hoping to get from such a meeting, maybe give some of her initial thought about how SHM might take shape, etc, etc....
Then people would know what they were really being invited to, and if they couldn't go - but had some views - they could respond in a different way.
It seems a bit odd (to me at least) to be discussing a meeting with someone, when they themselves may not have the faintest idea that there's something planned...
But I'm very experienced in missing the point... confused :?
Suggest you call the club first and ask when would be a good night to go... Some are v busy (Fri & Sat especially) - others might be a bit quiet to give you a good idea of what to expect.
Expect nothing.... that's NOTHING... to happen on your first trip. Look on it as a fact-finding trip, to see what the place is like, check out the facilities, chat to a few people and generally see what goes on. But DO talk - even if only to the staff... that'll get you talking to others too.
Spend some time in different areas - sauna, jaccuzi, etc just sitting in there and chatting to anyone who joins you.
And look round... see how others play it.
You'll have a better idea then how to make the most of your visit. You might even get lucky - which would be a bonus. But hopefully you won't go home totally frustrated 'cos it didn't end up with you and 3 blonde 18 year olds locked in a room, liked you hoped it might....
Basically - treat it as a night out in a pub - just a bit of a different one.
Oh - and I'd suggest no more than one or two alcoholic drinks - that way you stay sensible. (You'll have to take your own in most cases anyhow if you want booze...)
Enjoy!
M-M
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MM

They will be wearing Red shirts dunno
lol
:doh: :doh: :doh: ...for some reason I never thought of that!
I might just be there on Tuesday.... depends what time I can get back from London, as I'm away there for next cpl of days.
Hope maybe to see you there.... How will I know you?
MM
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The kids have been doing this damned quiz for over an hour and not a peep. They are silent :eeek:

Ahhh... your plan worked better than mine I'd cunningly assumed that my 11 year old daughter would be smarter than me and would devote the weekend to getting all the way through, then I could copy her...
Turns out she is smarter than me - but not in the way that I thought! She's sussed that I am more addicted to it than she is.... and she's happy to follow about 5-10 levels behind where I am. Everytime she sees me on one that she's not done she checks out how to get past it.
So not only do I spend all my time trying to get further on, but I then have to explain it all to her. And I don't even know myself WHY half the answers are the way they are....
After the "rude place names" one, and the gay/bi/ Tom Cruise one, I'm now wishing I'd just kept quiet about it..... confused :? :?
No indeed..... very true.
All down to the local councils apparently, and how prepared they are to tolerate such things before they wade in to ban them!
We are very lucky in Manchester....
Bad luck Tony.... it was LAST Wednesday! But looks like they could have done with you (and me) there....
lol :lol: :lol:
You could try looking here for starters...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html
Good luck....
MM
Profile still only references one person....
And that original post looks a bit odd if, half an hour after it was posted by a "female" looking to meet another female, she's lying in bed with her hubby!
It's no wonder simple folk like me get confused around here!!
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Likewise.... really glad it lived up to expectation....
....mind you - if you had a nice smooth landing, then you have to go back and do it PROPERLY!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Looking forward to seeing the pics.