I have a caravan but it's a static, so not too sur eon its suitability for swinging purposes.
I think your idea of a touring caravan to meet people is great though as it would be on totally neutral ground and maybe in an area that you wouldnt normally visit.
Now, I know this is illegal, but I reckon it'd be a great thrill to be in a caravan having fun while it's on the move - just a bit unfair on the driver though.
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marky543
6 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 59
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I have once. It was when I was on an open university course and at the week long summer school.
Me and a mate had taken 2 women from the course to the coast (just for an innocent day out). Anyway, these 2 had decided that they were going to have us, so I ended up with one of them back in my room.
Unfortunately, I was so knackered from the day out, the drinks and the chatting (it was gone 3am by the time we actually got to bed) that after about half an hour I faked it, just so that I could get to sleep.
Made up for it later though, as about a year later she paid me a visit from Scotland for a few days and there was no faking then...... unless she did
Me and a mate had taken 2 women from the course to the coast (just for an innocent day out). Anyway, these 2 had decided that they were going to have us, so I ended up with one of them back in my room.
Unfortunately, I was so knackered from the day out, the drinks and the chatting (it was gone 3am by the time we actually got to bed) that after about half an hour I faked it, just so that I could get to sleep.
Made up for it later though, as about a year later she paid me a visit from Scotland for a few days and there was no faking then...... unless she did
Warming the Bed
If you're worried about causing embarrasment, then my advice would be to not reply to the ad and dont bring the subject up with your friend. Many people would be uncomfortable swinging with people they know, but are happy to meet strangers, usually due to them not wanting family and friends to find out about their lifestyle.
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I've been posting ads on here for about a year and guess what...... not one reply :uhoh:
It is tough for a single male. If I was a gambling man - well I'd be broke.
Some people must be getting some action though - must be the ones with the big willies. It'd be interesting to tot up how many ads request VWE and VVWE. What chance do us normal lads have?
By the way, I dont post one liners, I try to put all useful information in there. Just have to keep hopeful I suppose.
It is tough for a single male. If I was a gambling man - well I'd be broke.
Some people must be getting some action though - must be the ones with the big willies. It'd be interesting to tot up how many ads request VWE and VVWE. What chance do us normal lads have?
By the way, I dont post one liners, I try to put all useful information in there. Just have to keep hopeful I suppose.
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Getting the shit kicked out of me by a nazi chick, uniform and everything... I mean like tied to an electrified metal bed and getting my ribs booted to peices by her and maybe some light knife torture.
She can wear a gasmask too... and clout me around the head with a zyklon b canister.
is that weird?
yep
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I like being single. 
After being married and being in a relationship where I felt I had to be in set places at set times, I much prefer to go where I want and when I want.
I have a nice house / car / motorbike etc and enjoy a good standard of living.
I'm also very lucky to have 3 TRUE friends - you know the ones you can rely on, no matter what. Friends seem to be one of the casualties of a marriage/relationship for one reason or another. :cry:
OK it would be nice to have that someone special in my life, but on the whole things arent too bad at all. I've been divorced for 12 years now but not yet ready to settle down again.
After being married and being in a relationship where I felt I had to be in set places at set times, I much prefer to go where I want and when I want.
I have a nice house / car / motorbike etc and enjoy a good standard of living.
I'm also very lucky to have 3 TRUE friends - you know the ones you can rely on, no matter what. Friends seem to be one of the casualties of a marriage/relationship for one reason or another. :cry:
OK it would be nice to have that someone special in my life, but on the whole things arent too bad at all. I've been divorced for 12 years now but not yet ready to settle down again.
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Christmas has been hijacked by commercialism for sure.
It worries me to see parents plunging themselves into debt in order to give there kids a quick high on Christmas day with loads of presents - many of which will be thrown into a corner and never played with.
We seem to be brainwashed that buying the best for kids is all that matters. Along with easy money from credit cards, this is a dangerous combination.
I dont know what the solution is, but just felt like a good old rant.
It worries me to see parents plunging themselves into debt in order to give there kids a quick high on Christmas day with loads of presents - many of which will be thrown into a corner and never played with.
We seem to be brainwashed that buying the best for kids is all that matters. Along with easy money from credit cards, this is a dangerous combination.
I dont know what the solution is, but just felt like a good old rant.
