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marmalaid

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26 Nov 2005

Quote by blueocean
I find it quite worrying that some religious schools are actually teaching this to children as opposed to Evolution. I think I read during the US election about some school in George Bush's State that was being sued by civil rights movements for teaching Intelligent Design rather than Darwinism.

Hmm, so you want all schools to stop teaching a belief, one that is debated, not believed by many and has not scientific basis or consenus, ie creationism, with a belief, one that is debated, not believed by many and has not scientific basis or consenus, ie Darwinism?
That doesn't make sense to me, why not give both equal weight and allow the student to make his own mind up what he believes?

26 Nov 2005

Quote by Tra-n-Lee
Mal, the fact is - people where trying to respond, understood what i meant, and you (i assume you) locked it before they did, which means it was a mistake on your part - the discussion point may not have been clear but many people have started posts on this forum in the past with one word or one sentence introductions and the thing has never been locked.
Simply put, i assume you didn't know what the topic was about and, in your wisdom, decided to lock it without seeing if anyone else did.
That's your call - its not a criticism as such, just an observation that maybe it was done a bit over zealously.
And yeah, Eager, i think it is lunacy as well, hence the quite short nature of my original post because on the subject, the only strong opinion i have on the matter is thank God i'm not American and don't easily get worked up by religious lunacy!!!

I don't think it was over zealous modding at all, I think you are being somewhat provocative towards the mods, you made a post that said nothing to me, it wasn't contributary, it was a random statement, not a start to a discussion. If you couldn't be bothered to expand upon your comment why should anyone be bothered to contribute to it?

26 Nov 2005

I would doubt that, are you sure you don't have any adware running, I have one cookie from here which is similar to most sites these days.
Chris.

26 Nov 2005

Quote by davidsplayroom
My shower pics are on my ad, don't know how to put them up here...

removed
to change the sizes...

26 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I've been promised that I won't have to pay for anything I've already got here (not for a year at least, and maybe not after that either). That assurance is good enough for me for the time being and if it does go tits up after that then I shall reconsider my options.

That's not at all what we were told. We were told that everything that is currently free is planned to remain free, any of the premium services are likely to be given to existing members for free for a year, and probably for ever.
It makes sense to do it that way, if you imagine how much traffic this site generates,
(in fact don't bother imagining, let me tell you at the bottom of this post) theres that many opportunities to advertise to these people via the banners in the top right corner, and what's to stop the 'Shopping' menu on the left being considerably expanded? Whether the new owners have there own mail order businesses, or this site supplies referals to other businesses it's all money for the owners. So I would imagine it would be a perfectly viable business that way.
My crap attempt at statistical analysis!
For every million people using the Internet today accessed the home page. One of the use the Internet in English (720M * 35%), that means that this site see approximately 30,000 visitors per day (I've assumed that the 120/million applied to English only, if it applies to all languages then this equates to a staggering 87,000 visitors per day here (maybe one of the admins will correct this)).

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Bloke2005

Now I know the soap is here somewhere.....

Is that an awfully small pair of headphones dangling from the scrotum?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by nipnips2
any bi fems or cpls with bi fem interested in meeting plz see ur add in lets meet....we r genuine but had no luck yet

Here's something I wrote earlier...

Quote by Marmalaid
I'm a single bifem
________________________
seeker
________________________

can I be of assistance?
Always read between the lines, eh?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
This thread is getting rather racy for a Friday afternoon though... more pics anyone? :twisted:

Yeah, what about yours?

25 Nov 2005

It's getting like the bloody chatroom in here!

Quote by Dawn_Mids
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you)

fLucking hells bells - that made me eyes water :eeek:
Is that you, Bloke? That's why I'm calling you sir.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by halfofacouple
I haven't got any full length ones of me in the shower, just of me getting my hair cut, but will this do instead?

I thought you said full length confused

confused

Was it very cold that day? lol

lol

Sorry cheap shot, but somebody had to say it redface

redface

Waiting to get my butt kicked cool

cool

I'm quite happy with my 2incher, don't you worry. Your turn!
Which half of a couple anyway?
Chris.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by marmalaid
By the way... I thought willies weren't allowed on here?

It's genitals full-stop, but not as avatars, sir (I can if I want to). It's acceptable to put them in a post just as long as it's not "gratuitous" (said BBD).
Chris
I sorry, BBD didn't say gratuitous, that was me.
Here's the thread.

Quote by Mark
Dambuster?
Speaking personally, if you're talking about that x-ray one then I haven't got a great problem with it... it's funny. The idea about not having genital shots has nothing to do with that last picture on your photo ad. It has a lot more to do with people putting up throbbing cock shots etc. As much as people lurrrve seeing them (ahem), I think the forum is best off without them - apart from on an ad-hoc basis where appropriate within a thread of course

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
By the way... I thought willies weren't allowed on here?

It's genitals full-stop, but not as avatars, sir (I can if I want to). It's acceptable to put them in a post just as long as it's not "gratuitous" (said BBD).
Chris

25 Nov 2005

Quote by PoloLady
It is worth noting that once an individual makes a personal injury claim they may have difficulty in getting future insurance cover for health/life etc

Is this a demonstrable claim? If so it's grounds for an increased payout, surely?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by BerryBelinda
So many volunteers!
Not sure I'm ready for any of you - but when I decide I am, the fact that I have seen the 3 of you naked may work for or against you....

Bloody tease :P
Dawn, tell her, she's pic collecting!
:twisted:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Ok, I've got my popcorn........ :P

But you ain't joining in, you could help entertain the lasses to , Blokey (I'll get you Butler!!!) sir!

25 Nov 2005

Quote by winchwench
Hi guys,
this was the first place I thought of to get some truly impartial advice.
My beloved classic Mini was written off the other night with me & my 12 year old in it. Briefly, we stopped at a junction with a main road, and the git behind in his big BMW decided he was going for the gap & assumed we'd gone.
He accelerated hard into the back of us, pushing us into the oncoming traffic, which thank christ didnt hit us.
The mini's a write off, and we both have whiplash.
I dont want to fallprey to the "ambulance chasing " vultures, but he's fully comp andhis company have admitted liability so im thinking we are in genuine pain so what the hell.
Has anyone had experience of this kind of thing & can you give me any tips?
thanks in advance,
Winch.

Write a diary of everything, starting with the accident and putting down every twinge, taxi fair, telephone call and peice of paper you use. You should get reimbursed for all of you suffering and all of your costs incurred because of this moron.
Chris

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
Well isn't this fun?
I only commented on dambusters lovely white soap and suddenly you are all washing :shock:
I don't have a camera or I would add my lathered bits to the collection......

Home visits can be arranged! :P
Shall we go in force, like Swingers Whitnesses?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by BerryBelinda
Well isn't this fun?
I only commented on dambusters lovely white soap and suddenly you are all washing :shock:
I don't have a camera or I would add my lathered bits to the collection......

I have a camera, a suddenly free Sunday and a need of a photographer, if you have a shower on your roundabout, then we might be in business...
(oh, I have hurt feelings too at being ignored by Dawn *pouts*)
Chris
Mr Fixit :happy:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Always shower pics?
'll try and get some done just for you Mrs Mids.

I look forward to seeing them Chris biggrin

biggrin

Just need to find a photographer that's not heading north this weekend.
Hmmmmm
Dawn?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Is that it Dawnie ?
Do you have enough to be going on with ??
Cameras to Glasgow then

Well I suppose it will do for now rolleyes

rolleyes

Can I have some more every Friday please dunno

dunno

:giggle:
Always shower pics?
'll try and get some done just for you Mrs Mids.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
I wrote to him when i was a kid asking if he could fix it for me, all i asked was that he take me and my 2 best friends to meet the wombles cos i was mad daft on it!!!!!
Unfortunately i never did get to meet Orinoco and the rest!!! I spent ages waiting for him to answer my letter and he never did!!!
So did he ever fix it for you? and if not did you write to him asking for anything?

We don't need Jim, we've got..
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/marmalaid/Misc/jim1.jpg
click

Quote by Marmalaid
Your PM was only the start of it,
One PM and now you're a tart, admit,
Now you've done it, Sarah fixed for it you, and you and you.
There must be someone that you always want to do,
The one group that you always want to screw,
Now you've done it, Sarah fixed it for you,
And you and you and you
Bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah.
Sarah fixed it for you, and you and you.
Bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah.
Sarah fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou

25 Nov 2005

Quote by kevind
Any ladies feeling the same way?

Probably, in fact I know a couple, shame you don't :rude:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by maidinheaven
You lucky people - showering inside
Mollie

I've seen that somewhere before, did you trawl that from the Internet? :twisted:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
How quickly a serious discussion on wanking is turned into a cheap chance to show off the dangly bits

PL
OMG are you suggesting that I have got dangly bits.?????????? :shock:
I'm sure she wasn't, but you can have mine if you want :bounce:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by teppic
Well then I enjoy myths

i dont mind myths
it's fog i cant bare rolleyes

rolleyes

I always liked myths, but thythics was my favourite.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by PoloLady
How quickly a serious discussion on wanking is turned into a cheap chance to show off the dangly bits

Come on then, show us yours smile

smile

25 Nov 2005

But, in a serious response to the initial thread post;

Quote by racer3
have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right.

I don't think this is correct, my (relatively untested) theory is that it wouldn't be just the women who wouldn't seem to get it quite right, it would be the men too.
If I have a wank myself then I can modify how I'm doing it pretty much without thinking about it, so it wouldn't matter who was doing it, unless they can feel my feelings then they're not going be as efficient as I am. Having said that, I prefer a blowjob, thanks biggrin

biggrin

25 Nov 2005

I haven't got any full length ones of me in the shower, just of me getting my hair cut, but will this do instead?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Who wants to play with me? :bounce:
No you filthy sex mad people not that kinda play.. :smackbottom: :giggle:
Play a game
Word Association
The spontaneous production of other words in response to a given word, especially as a technique in psychiatric evaluation.
So I'll start then.....
Letter

Locked (it's an aliteration thing...)

25 Nov 2005

Quote by LilMissGullable
But what would you really like for christmas.......

And what would you realy like, LMG?