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marmalaid

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
I have a problem smelling my feet to see if they smell. the halitosis tends to cover all other odours
LOL how sexy am I? :shock:

Actually, I have a solution. Go for the blind girls, they'll assume that the lack of movement of the dog is an inate trust of you and desire to be in your presence, instead of knowing that actually the dog has been overcome by fumes.
Despite my earlier suggestion, leave the aftershave off, the blind lass will then know which way up you are if each area of your body has a distinctive smell.
'Margerielaid'

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
My feet are impeccable, well once you discount the verucas the fungus and the brown toenails

Those are fine, that's just character. I think what Teppic was trying to say was just make sure that the smell of the Brut, Old Spice or Hi-Karate (it is Christmas after all) is stronger than your foot odour.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
There is another online "confirm your details" scam going about. This is an email that appears to be from Barclays but does not have the Barclays logo.
It asks for passcodes, memorable information and so on, basically anything that would enable them to access your account.
Obviously, DO NOT do anything with this.
The email also contains a virus so do not open it in tehg first place unless yoiu are sure your virus scanner is up to date.

Things like this are constantly circulating, I get several a day purporting to be from ebay or some bank. The advise is always the same, don't answer it, if you are tempted to answer call the number on the back of your credit/debit card and ask their advice. The same is true when someone calls you from a bank or credit card company. Ask for their extension and call the number on the back of your card BEFORE answering any of their security questions.
Oh, and keep your antivirus up to date anyway don't wait for someone else to prompt you, AVG is free (to non-business users) and updates automatically. No excuses.
Chris

25 Nov 2005

Quote by teppic
can i ask???
did you moisten your finger first?
as through experiance, a moist finger is always better recieved.

Actually, I knew a woman that hated the moist finger in the ear thing, weirdo, I think she must've been a lesbian and she just hoped that I'd be able to turn her.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
I ask this because when i was married i spent many an hour in the garden stimulating my wifes clematis and she never once had an orgasm.
Even when we were having sex she never once showed any enjoyment from me repeatedly sticking my finger in her ear.
So is it a myth?

Not sure, it could be a myth. I've certainly never had one.
:rose:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by hornet harlot
If you're still on about xmas number 1 I think it will be "CHICO TIME" it's got the right ingredients corny lyrics, cute kids, sing a long chorus :violin: As long as it isn't Cliff bloody Richard
:love: xxx

We are still on about Christmas number ones, but rent-a-hijack keeps turning up rolleyes

rolleyes

Oh, sorry, that's me too!
So far we've got
Chico Time
Back for Good
The JCB Song

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Marms = No mate it's just that GREAT minds think alike.

phredd

just noticed this, are you calling me a Billy No-mates? :rude: wink

wink

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I'm concerned, are you two the same person? I've met Fred, but no-one has ever met Warwick (hush-up Dawn, I said no-one!)
And I've never seen a photo of you two together!

Marms = No mate it's just that GREAT minds think alike.
lol

lol

phredd
That'd be it, wasn't there a few more words to that saying? No matter, they escape me for now wink

wink

GREAT minds indeed.

25 Nov 2005

I'm concerned, are you two the same person? I've met Fred, but no-one has ever met Warwick biggrin

biggrin

(hush-up Dawn, I said no-one!)
And I've never seen a photo of you two together!

25 Nov 2005

This, to me, is just like when you get the death of a broadcaster, somebody died, sympathies to the family, but it comes to us all in the end. Admittedly his path to death has been trailed for as long as I can remember, and it's not very often you get that. He might've been famous for doing something once, but he's famous for being a drunk now.
No time for football, every sympathy for those without the will power to stop.
Chris.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by teppic
marms, could you please add to the poll...." i couldnt care less" please

I could, and I thought about doing so, but I'm not going to. Unless that's a song biggrin

biggrin

Chris

25 Nov 2005

Quote by outlaws2001
it should be greg lakes' christmas song
always melts me and not played enough.
my kids always dig out phil spectors christmas album

Should be? Is that your vote?
Ok, lets's add this question,
What is your favourite ever Christmas song? Mine would probably be Jona Louie's Stop the Cavalry.
The poll question remains "What is going to be this year's Christmas number one?"

25 Nov 2005

I'm not one for this type of thing usually, and we had talk of it yesterday so;
We're 4 weeks and 2 days from Christmas Day, and 3 weeks from the announcement of the Christmas number one I think. So what's going to be number one at Christmas is probably being highly played on the radio and music tv stations of the nation.
My money goes on Take That, not sure what song, but Back for Good probably.
So what's it to be? What do you think is gonna be Christmas Number One?
Add your thought and I'll add it to the poll, see if we can predict it.
Bugger, just realised, I can't add to polls, so we're stuck with those two options.
Kindly mod has deleted the poll bit.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by tigersgobounce69
Yes she now looks exactly like Mr Tigs and KBUK

That's surely not a good thing! wink

wink

Love and good wishes to you all kiss

kiss

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
No - we've just been to B&Q LOL :P

Shit, it's me that's scared now, what are you constructing in that basement of yours? You've already threatened to do a smash and grab!

24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Marms - could you turn over please?

to late i asked him that 3 pages ago :wink:
Too late, I already told him that one post ago :rude:

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Marms - could you turn over please?

Thought I'd scared you off!
Check back on page 2 already done it smile

smile

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Osmosis

I can see the avatar challenge beckoning lol

lol

Bring it on, let's see what you're made of!

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
must the be the position youre lying in thats doing it :lol:

Probably more the Y-fronts.
(or other pants...)

There appears to be no Emoticon for how much that made us laugh !!!Don't worry, Debs'll be along any minute with one, complete with a link to smileycentral ;)

24 Nov 2005

Just don't get it in your eye, it fizzes!

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Marms .............. nice pic babe
Now what about including one of those balloon poodles in it ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Noted

wink

Them black ones are hard to blow up lol

lol

You have to have the lungs for it biggrin

biggrin

.
Have you burst them all yet?

24 Nov 2005

Quote by AtomCom
10 miles
xxx miles from AtomCom by car. 20 mins
xxx minutes from AtomCom by public transport. 2 hours

:shock: 2 hours on public transport....... what an efficient public transport you have! :shock:
More like public transport........ 4years, 3 days, 5 hours and 56 lifetimes before you get there! rolleyes

rolleyes

I hate british rail with a passion, not as much as I hate travel agents,but good golly, it's close!
kiss

kiss

Gem. x
Very very true, well said that man
I assume you meant me, and not the sweet body of womanlyness that is Little Gem?

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
must the be the position youre lying in thats doing it :lol:

Probably more the Y-fronts.
(or other pants...)

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
There doesnt seem to be an option for Omnipotents :shock:

Or my selection, impotents.

24 Nov 2005

(Click for website wink

wink

)

24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
:shock: :shock: :shock:
JucyLucy likes women? :shock:
i never knew that

Obviously why we get on so well smile

smile

24 Nov 2005

Quote by JucyLucy
Now I know why i liked the new avatar so much - I'm a gay trapped in a females body :lol:

That's two people I've said this to today!
LIAR! You like women far to much to be a gay trapped in females body!
:twisted:

24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
pah noone ever bloody PMs me

Liar, I PM'ed you yesterday!
That memorable an offer was it? PAH and double PAH! surprised

surprised

uch:

24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
That's a little harsh

you know me then
I said harsh, not brash. rolleyes

rolleyes

biggrin

24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
blimey you'll want people to state street names next
if searching for London ain't good enough for you i give up :lol2:
most people don't mind traveling a bit

That's a little harsh, I think he has a point, but it needs a little development. My thoughts go along this line.
In the ads and profiles we need the following new sections;
xxx miles from AtomCom as the crow flies.
xxx miles from AtomCom by car.
xxx minutes from AtomCom by public transport.
After that the system will obviously be perfect.
:wink:
You're right, Mal, she is :rose: