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marmalaid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by Mal
I get those sort of PM's too, Marms - can't understand why? dunno :grin:
Mal
wink

I bet the names'd be pretty similar too, still, it's all part of lifes rich tapestry.
cool
Quote by teppic
marms,
these pictures can turn even a staright guy's head..... :shock: biggrin
i can see why hugs wants you to take some pic's.

They have done, I had a number of PM's from 'straight' guys asking me to chat from my last 'legs' avatar!
Quote by Bloke2005
Of course :twisted: wink
Oh and Marms... I may be window shopping but I am from Liverpool and have a brick in my hand... it may be about to go through the window... the it's open season :wink: :P

You lot are incorrigible!
I see you're only a stones throw away. Careful, there may be screaming!
Quote by Bloke2005
OMW Marms... all I can say is
:inlove:
No offence intended of course.... wink

Not a problem, non taken blokey, me old mate :wink:
Nothing wrong with window shopping now, is there?
Quote by blonde
Marms .............. nice pic babe kiss
Now what about including one of those balloon poodles in it ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Noted wink
Quote by MrBedz
I think that's why Heart are promoting it soooooooooooooooooo much what with it being Anti-bullying week this week.

if it makes you feel any better steph it isnt just herts, EVERY radio station is playing it to the max!! lol
And here's me having never heard of it until now. Didn't know it was anti-bullying week either.
Quote by Sexysteph
What is Zap? I can't quickly find a link to it on the web.

Am guessing it's Zone Alarm Pro Chris
Steph kiss
Ok, thanks Steph wink
Chris
passionkiss
Quote by JucyLucy
Now I'm off to change the avatar (where's the teccie help when you need it)

Welcome back pickle, I've got some suitable avatar pics of you if you want them biggrin :twisted:
Chris
passionkiss
Quote by LilMissGullable
I gathered!!!
And there was me thinking he took those pics just for me the other nite.... How wrong can u be eh rolleyes
Marms...u tart :P

I did, but I liked them and thought I would share them with friends biggrin
DH and FA: Right so it's back to bed the other way up, with a can of cream then is it?
Can I be honest here? The reason I took the photo that way up is because of the angle of the shot, if I'd have been the right way up and taken the photo then my feet would have been Blue sized :twisted: and, more importantly, I would have had several chins!
TE: We still love ya though, oh, and Mrs TE too kiss cool
DPR (David's Play Room): Surely you don't need our prompting to change your duvet wink
Mrs TnH: I'm trembling, I think it's the antici...
Osmosis: Your turn then :D
Quote by Pete_sw
Obliterates the ant jxn line - V shaped confluence of ant lungs

hth

I'm no expert, but I would expect ant to mean anterior in this context
so
"ANTERIOR MEDIASTINAL MASS
ant to trachea and post heart, the 4 "T" lesions
Obliterates the ant jxn line - V shaped confluence of ant lungs"
would translate
"ANTERIOR MEDIASTINAL MASS
anterior to trachea and post heart, the 4 "T" lesions
Obliterates the anterior junction line - V shaped confluence of anterior lungs"
Was this from a postmortem?
Quote by Lissa
On a more serious note, though, I really don't think the change in the law is a good idea. Longer opening hours for pubs were supposed to reduce the binge-drinking as the theory was that if people could drink for longer they wouldn't have to throw so much down their necks so quickly. That hasn't worked, people are drinking just as quickly and more of it.
I really don't know where this mentality has come from. You don't see the same kind of piss-head culture abroad...............except from British holidaymakers.

I don't se how you can say that hasn't worked; the change in regulation only came into force last night.
The British holiday maker, you say? The only time I've seen drunkeness of any scale abroad is during 'celebrations' or events, football matches, national days, that sort of thing.
I think it's a good thing, it'll allow us to Munch longer biggrin and that's gotta be good. Actually, I think we will see at munches what is anticipated at other pubs, people will start to drift away, as they do now, around 10, many gone by about midnight, leaving only a 'hardcore' wobbly few wanting a curry when we finally get kicked out. It'll make getting taxis that much easier.
Chris.
Quote by da69ve
Blimey your parents check your PC out for naughty stuff when they visit confused

What's wrong with that? I had my dad's PC back at my place to fix it once, just had to check what he'd been up to with it.
Bet they check under his bed as well for his stash of National Geograhic ! lol
I found some "Parenting" magazines and a pair of binoculars in the wardrobe once when I was a kid.
Mum did mention it too me some time later, I wonder if she remembers me secreting some of them away?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Blimey your parents check your PC out for naughty stuff when they visit confused

What's wrong with that? I had my dad's PC back at my place to fix it once, just had to check what he'd been up to with it.
and what did you find? :shock:
I was sprung from a vanilla :d
I found fuck all, I was disappointed.
Quote by 34fun
you could have done yourself proud then and used to hands - of course unless your central heating is not working and it is very cold !!

Or if I've got a small knob, you mean ;)
Right, avatar material or not?
Quote by da69ve
Blimey your parents check your PC out for naughty stuff when they visit confused

What's wrong with that? I had my dad's PC back at my place to fix it once, just had to check what he'd been up to with it.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
can we have on with you turned over please?...oh thats to both of ya :lol2:

I've already done one of those, but I was considering keeping it as a future avatar, what do you think?
Quote by dambuster
It is certainly not my friend ! ! !
I'm trying to find a thread where someone (I can't remember who) posted a passage about misspelling almost every word but it was still readable provided you put (I think) the first and last letter in the right places.
There's a couple. One was quite recent, the other a few months ago.
Anyone help an techno-numpty out ??

There was also a much earlier one that was posted by Rachel-Amber-Lane, I'll try to find it.
Quote by Alexandra
Chris
I've done a more up to date one - but crap quality.....

You copying me? Try this one then kiss

Quote by 34fun
that must be some webcam marmalaid????

It's no webcam, dude. Fuji 4900
Oh, and note the spelling ;)
Quote by Deviated Prevert
However, I think this thread amongst others illustrates my point.

The post you cite reads very much as though he is wanting it to be done to him. If a specific question is asked, then usually a specific question is answered. If the question is ambiguous then you have to expect ambisexual answers.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.
Like most things, it's worth a go, if you are prepared to let go of your inhibitions then how do you know you don't like it unless you try it? (or as The Beautiful South sang, "How do you know you can't swim until you have drowned?")

i know known guys who have cum thro anal sex :twisted:
not all usually better if they have someone sucking then while being shagged, rather than just anal

Quote by marmalaid
Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.

if it was good and it made the orgasum so much better...have to ask why you say you wouldn't do it again?
Didn't, I said I would do it again. You know, too much wanking makes you blind smile
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i know known guys who have cum thro anal sex :twisted:
not all usually better if they have someone sucking then while being shagged, rather than just anal

Now I do like the sound of that, I can think of at least one 'victim', just need to find the ideal wielder now....
:twisted:
Quote by RedHot
biggrin Goodness you lot were quick!

Not the first time I've been told that wink
Quote by doc1011
OK, so for those of us who have not received from a Strap On Equipped lady, what is it like? Can you actually cum like that, or is it just pleasurable?
I might try it.. takers? lol

Like I said, it was good, would do it again. I didn't come because of it, I don't think I would have done, but when i did come it was fantastic, not sure that was because of the intense hornyness of the entire situation, or because of the any stimulation. Probably a bit of both tbh.
Like most things, it's worth a go, if you are prepared to let go of your inhibitions then how do you know you don't like it unless you try it? (or as The Beautiful South sang, "How do you know you can't swim until you have drowned?")
Quote by Alexandra
AVG is good TJ!!!
!

Agreed.
It really is irritating when these programs keep popping up about expiry. AVG is ace.
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
I'm with you on the first bit......if I have a spot.....I cant leave it alone!.......
but when it comes to squeezing anyone elses. :shock: ...eewwwww smackbottom

Good to see you back, Mrs C biggrin
Quote by Serendipity
:color: :color: :color: :color:
Funny, sexy, naughty, lovely........and Silky's pretty fab too! lol
I saw a post about them disappearing when the new SH becomes like others they've used.........THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!
Congrats to two of my fave SH people! kiss

I considered making this a "Should they stay or should they go" Poll just for that reason.
Don't let 'em go, Sarge!
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Well it's a different first post, apart from being one of the most common thread topics after 'is my cock big enough?'.
Can't/won't (take your pick which) comment I'm afraid, except to say that the search button is your friend wink

Not to him, DP, or he wouldn't have asked it.
Chris
Quote by tonys50
Its my first post,so dont hassle me lol I want to know if i am missing something here.I am male,and have always been curious about Anal sex,but my wife does not want to even discuss the subject.......Tell me am i missing much.I would hate to think i go through life not knowing how it thought of it does for some reason turn me on :lol:

It would depend on the person weilding the insertion impliment, I've been done by a woman that knew how to us a strap-on and it was very nice.
Fingers don't really do it for me, it's a bit uncomfortable.
HTH
Chris.