It seems to me to be a bit of a fashion thing too - remember the hairy chests and big gold medallions. They were 'de rigeur', then they became 'naff'
Seems like bling and hairy have caused a re-emergence of the hairy chest - IMHO.
If anyone wants to give a personal opinion on mine, please arrange a viewing appointment ........ LOL
T.
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I can say from the experience of lots of 'research' that I have a DEFINATE cure for hangovers, and I'm sure that many of those 'North of the Border' will vouch for this one too (it's one of their best kept secrets !)
You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas
Take the neurofen with the Irn-Bru - you need about 500ml (a small botlle).
Then eat the banana.
Within about 20 minutes you will be almost free of the hangover.
It works by re-hydrating your brain (the cause of the hang-over) and the ferric salts in the Irn-Bru speed this process up massively (the ferric salts give it the rusty colour).
The Neurofen is an anti-imflammatary and blocks pain too, so is absorbed and starts working on your swolen grey-stuff.
The banana puts zinc back into your system to help the nervous system recover.
Please don't use the banana for ANY OTHER purposes at this point ! (get a spare one for that later !)
I am told that this is the single biggest reason that Coca-Cola hasn't taken over from Irn-Bru in Scotland - no 'medicinal' value.
Good Luck,
Tony
(Without a headache !)
You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas
Take the neurofen with the Irn-Bru - you need about 500ml (a small botlle).
Then eat the banana.
Within about 20 minutes you will be almost free of the hangover.
It works by re-hydrating your brain (the cause of the hang-over) and the ferric salts in the Irn-Bru speed this process up massively (the ferric salts give it the rusty colour).
The Neurofen is an anti-imflammatary and blocks pain too, so is absorbed and starts working on your swolen grey-stuff.
The banana puts zinc back into your system to help the nervous system recover.
Please don't use the banana for ANY OTHER purposes at this point ! (get a spare one for that later !)
I am told that this is the single biggest reason that Coca-Cola hasn't taken over from Irn-Bru in Scotland - no 'medicinal' value.
Good Luck,
Tony
(Without a headache !)
Quote by CplDaveAnn
Do you get it?? We couldn't careless what doggers or singles think! Because we are not interested in them! We clearly state we do not want single men in our ad. But until we blocked them, they still contacted us! Wankers!
We couldn't give a flying shit what most of the population of swinging heaven think, as we are looking for a very particular minority. We will not be attending munches or clubs either!
Plus this thead was for "Newbies" not the hardcore who seem to be the only one's writing anything in the forum! So if you are Single or not new to the scene "F-- LOCK OFF"
Geez !
I am astonished at your total lack of respect for other people.
I think you need to tak e a look at your lives, sort yourselves out, and don't come back until you know how to talk to people without putting them down.
I don't know quite what your insecurities are, but you need to deal with them - until you do, you really will enjoy sad and lonely lives. It must be quiet up there at the top of the tower .......
FWIW, I would class myself in the 'well off' bracket you seem so desperate to want to be included within. How do I quantify this ? I own three cars (none of which cost less than £30k) a large country house, and I fly all over the world being a real 'swinging big dick' in business.
Now, I ask myself, does this make me a better person than anyone else standing next to me ?
NO !
In fact, some of my best friends work long hoours for crap pay, but they enjoy their lives because they don't place unwarranted expectations on others. And that's why they are friends - for their character, not their worth.
And, for the record, most of the people that I meet in these 'fantastic far off places' are complete asses. I have regularly donned a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, and headed for the down-town areas rather than eat in a 5 or 6 star hotel for exactly this reason.
Get real, get a life and grow up - you can't change everyone else, but you can change yourselves. I suggest you do.
Sorry everyone else - rant over.
Quote by davej
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?
Thats what the poster is complaining about Mike, they are too tight, although I'm equally baffled by this , I struggle to find a hat to fit my head in the 'any size fits all' section, but can drag a condom over it with no problem, so...pass
I was wondering Dave, what sort of events you attend where you are required to wear that kind of head-gear (stag parties and rugby world-tours excepted) ?
Or.... are you saying that as you can't find a hat to fit, you wear a condom on your head instead ?
Quote by devondouble
Hello,
but surely naming a room that is linked to something that is illegal is not good for the reputation of this fine site.
The chat servers carry the rooms, not SH
It is also possible to form your own room with ANY name you want (free speech eh ?)
Also, having seen them myself, curiosity got the better, so I had a look - it's full of middle aged guys pretending to be something else.
Still worrying though - I wonder about some people.
Tony.
Look ! See..... I did it ...... I got through a whole post without mentioning Dick Cheney
Oh bugger !
Quote by delsutton
I have to say that I find a lot of forums (or is that fora?) seem to be breeding grounds for abusive behaviour. Sometimes you get people (of whatever persuasion, nationality etc) who seem to think it's OK to bully or disrespect others. I wonder if they'd ever do that to their faces?
No because usually, they are:
a) Other 13 year old kids trying to be clever
b) 45 yr. old bigots trying to be clever
c) Dick Cheney trying to ......... oh, wrong thread
d) Just complete tossers
It's the internet - you can 'be' anyone you want.
Chances are, in real life they would probably not even look you in the eye, or else they would probably shoot you between the eyes (Dick Cheney again)
Tony.
I don't have anything against Dick Cheny - I don't discriminate against ANY mindless americans.
Quote by RedHot
Got to agree with Partyman !
Apparently, and I've not met the guy, but I've been told he is known as the *Director* in that he tells the couples where they can park, who they can show to and who they can have any form of interaction with :shock:
Even on the rare nights he is not out there, his *friends* are said to hold the fort and make sure peeps stick to *the rules*. They'll be selling tickets next :huh:
Tracy-Jayne
That's outrageous - why do people still go there though ?
I for one would vote with my feet (or any other part of my anatomy that 'came to hand' - there's a joke in there somewhere)
Tony
Quote by little gem
Well, that's OK, as long it's a part of the excitement of the meet - I can understand that - but to just say "no jeans or trainers" at the last minute is a bit of a liberty.
Agreed! :thumbup:
But.......
What about if the couple have a group of friends who NEVER wear jeans and trainers.
Someone turning up at their house dressed that way is going to be totally out of character, therefore raising questions they might not want to answer, and thereby drawing attention to their alternative lifestyle.
It's wrong to expect someone to dress the way someone else thinks is right, but look at it from their side too. Perhaps the only criticism levelled at the couple should be that they mentioned this right at the start.
Just for the record, I have no opinion about what someone should or shouldn't wear when meeting couples, singles, whatever - it's down to choice (I've said this before haven't I ?). It's what's underneath and inside that really counts.
FFS if people can't agree what is the right dress code, then they certainly aren't going to be compatible anyway are they ? (IMHO)
Tony.
(Just climbing back off the soap-box again)
Surely it's just as right for the couple to request 'no jeans or trainers' as it is for some to choose to wear them.
The key word is CHOOSE.
We all choose to do different things, wear different clothes, eat different foods, and decide if we like them or not.
It's not fair on either the 'timewaster' or the 'couple' as they are both entitled to like or dislike whatever they want - live and let live.
I would have thought that a swingers forum would understand that more than anyone else on the planet......
I think the real issue here has nothing to do with clothing though ...... does it ?
The key word is CHOOSE.
We all choose to do different things, wear different clothes, eat different foods, and decide if we like them or not.
It's not fair on either the 'timewaster' or the 'couple' as they are both entitled to like or dislike whatever they want - live and let live.
I would have thought that a swingers forum would understand that more than anyone else on the planet......
I think the real issue here has nothing to do with clothing though ...... does it ?
I'm probably about to get lynched too, but can I add a single guys perspective here too ?
If a couple have a fairly good idea what they want, and they have communicated this in simple terms in the advert (keep it simple - us blokes are all stupid - LOL), then the next best thing is to state what you are looking for from the person - looks, likes, sexual pref.s and so on. Requesting a picture and talking to them on the phone will pretty much remove all of the idiots, and you will have a fairly good idea what sort of a person they are from the way they 'come across' (no pun intended).
Anyone who won't talk on the phone, won't supply a photo, or other details, probably doesn't intend to meet anyway.
And ........ from a single guys point of view, I have to echo the above - please say what it is you are looking for, and don't be afraid of being specific, after all you must have an idea of what would be good and what would be bad - tell it like it is !
I have stopped replying to ad's that say "Couple looking for another guy for fun" or anything similar - they rarely come to anything.
OK, you can get the sharp knives out now .......
<ducks>
T.
If a couple have a fairly good idea what they want, and they have communicated this in simple terms in the advert (keep it simple - us blokes are all stupid - LOL), then the next best thing is to state what you are looking for from the person - looks, likes, sexual pref.s and so on. Requesting a picture and talking to them on the phone will pretty much remove all of the idiots, and you will have a fairly good idea what sort of a person they are from the way they 'come across' (no pun intended).
Anyone who won't talk on the phone, won't supply a photo, or other details, probably doesn't intend to meet anyway.
And ........ from a single guys point of view, I have to echo the above - please say what it is you are looking for, and don't be afraid of being specific, after all you must have an idea of what would be good and what would be bad - tell it like it is !
I have stopped replying to ad's that say "Couple looking for another guy for fun" or anything similar - they rarely come to anything.
OK, you can get the sharp knives out now .......
<ducks>
T.
Hi, I'm Tony from West Mids. / South Staffs. area.
I'm looking for couples for daytime fun around the area (seems to be a bit quiet recently - am I using the wrong areas ?). In my thirties, considerate and willing to try most things as long as they're legal. Pics are in my profile, but others are available on request.
Thanks,
Tony
I'm looking for couples for daytime fun around the area (seems to be a bit quiet recently - am I using the wrong areas ?). In my thirties, considerate and willing to try most things as long as they're legal. Pics are in my profile, but others are available on request.
Thanks,
Tony
Quote by SteveClarke
A sink is...a receptacle that points liquid down a pipe towards a sewage plant. A toilet is...the same.
So..... by using that rationale, it's going to be OK for me to peel me spuds in the loo ?
I think there may be a flaw in your logic !
Incidentally, can I interest you in some fresh chips ?
Hehehe
T.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
sorry to butt in but shaven men is just wrong
the last chicken in the shop look does nothing for me at all
shaven balls and trimmed is good tho :thumbup:
Well....... yes, it may be wrong, but it's clean AND ....... it makes it look bigger !
A definate bonus (not for me obviously - I don't want it to look 'too' big - LOL)
