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23 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
If we had all said we prefer no foreskin and you have one, would you go get it ripped off

Ripped off ?
Wow ! Is that how they do it ?
If that's the case, I'm keeping mine - sounds too damn painful to me.
(Is it the same method as tooth extraction - tie string around it and then tie to a door, then give the door a slam ?
Ouch !!!!
:shock:

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23 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
marriedmale

Owww ! That hurts, that hurts, that ..... hur......
Mmmmm, OK, a little bit more then ? redface

Hehehehe

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23 Feb 2006

Quote by 40smale
YES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Possibly not - you are assuming that they are reading the post.
They might not.
As an aside, this post has really worked me up - am I wrong for feeling that way but I get the impression that this really doesn't do the single guy reputation any good.
Maybe I'm just grouchy today - slap me if you think I'm wrong !
Actually......... slap me anyway, it might be nice .......

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23 Feb 2006

Quote by 40smale
Would like to know if others feel same way I do ?

No.
Work out the numbers (and read some of the other threads - this has been covered within the last week or so).
If an advert attracts 500 responses (not unfeasible at all), then that's almost an hour and three quarters working at 10 seconds a go. Add to that, the fact that many will be either one-line reponses, or (shock , horror !) just plain RUDE, then just how inclined do you think anyone would be to reply ?
Wind your neck back in a bit and see it from both sides.
rolleyes

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Nah - something usually turns up eventually

Hehehe - if you're doin' it right, it oughta' !

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
Or those used by estate agents e.g.
compact = tiny
period = needs total gutting
mature = falling down

Then there are those used in adverts .......
Young at heart = old
vivacious = crazy
loves socializing = drunkard
etc......
LOL
Just in case anyone has used them in their advert / profile etc. - I am only joking.
(what is it they say, when you're in a hole, stop digging ?)

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by
The scotch egg is in fact the result of a chicken going out for a drink , having too much to whisky, waking up to find that the cockerel was not a cockerel. So first the chicken got lay-ed then the scotch egg gets laid.

And so we get the term "There's something wrong with this piggin' chicken"

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Steve-do me a favour and drop my tefal arse and replace it with my avatar please
Thanks,
Minx x x

Nooooooooo !
The Tefal arse looks goooood !
Or.... do you mean 'actually' drop it, and if he does, can I pop over and hold it for you ?
:laughabove:

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22 Feb 2006

I met a couple last night, along with one other guy, but two more didn't show.
What I did note though, was that the couple were pretty relaxed about it, and concentrated on what happened next - which far outweighed any poetntial disappointment from the no-shows.
It depends on what you want to focus on, the good part or the bad.
The glass is always half full in my case ........ (I'm an optimist).
BTW, How do you tell an optimist from a pessimist ?
A pessimist thinks that all women are bad.
An optimist hopes they are !
wink

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22 Feb 2006

Sorry to hear about that Tigger - puts lide into perspective I guess.
I hope things get better (and yourself too) soon.
Tony

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22 Feb 2006

I think that sometimes, a little left to the imagination is better than having it all on show - there is a time and a place for each.
The anticipation of what lies beneath adds to the excitement of any encounter, and therefore is something to look forward to.
Christmas wouldn't be half as much fun if the presents weren't wrapped .......
lol

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21 Feb 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Take a look at ours and you may think the same thing straight off!!

I thought your pics were good - they certainly don't suggest anything crazy to me other than the way Julie appears to go up and down the stairs - very unusual method wink

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21 Feb 2006

Quote by piercedJon
but even with running infront of the camera on timed setting and using a remote I can get a half way decient photo, allbeit with some tipical cock shots

You're right - you do seem to have some pretty good pics there, but it's a shame they are so old - they seem to have faded and gone brown.
Unless of course my monitors on the blink .........
rolleyes

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21 Feb 2006

Calm down chap, you're gonna give yourself a conniption fit !

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21 Feb 2006

His pics may be crap, but then it's fairly safe to assume that he didn't take at least one of them ! The same dilemna applies - if there are two barbers in town, get your hair cut at the one with the worst hair (cos' the other one did it).
His pictures (the ones he took) may be amazing, but give the camera to an assistant - bingo, fudged pics.
Of course, I might be wrong - after all, what does 'semi-pro' mean ? Only paid for half of the pics ?
Could someone enlighten me ? (oooerrr)

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21 Feb 2006

Quote by alex111
had been up to no good with a previous girlfriend.

Should'a practised more if he was no good ......

Quote by alex111
He required further pepper spray treatment at the police station.

Hmm..... it looks like police brutality has been eradicated then eh ?

Quote by alex111
"I had only just started to learn to play the didgeridoo too."

I wonder what else his teacher teaches ....... 'how to quell mob rule with your trombone', 'the laymans guide to clarinet duelling'
PMSL

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21 Feb 2006

I guess I should add that I've been here for nearly two years too (although when the site got changed, my nick did too - it used to have "692001" on the end).
Nice to see everyone's just as mad still.
T.

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21 Feb 2006

I've got to agree with the concensus so far - if we start criticising others, the whole spirit of swinging will be lost to the petty squabbles about who said what to who, etc. etc.
Don't start any more fires !

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20 Feb 2006

Who cares how close the bloody airport is to anywhere - does it really make any difference ? They can call it Kuala Lumpur Airport, it's still where it is.
Honestly, most people moan about them being TOO close !
And what's football got to do with it either ?
You're both OT now, remember ...... ?

Quote by mdr2000
Hi all...
Another one if thats ok....... What are peoples thoughts on Nottingham after seeing all the bad press this last week? Are people put off meeting couples (or anyone for that matter) who has a Nottingham postcode... Do people think this is a rough town lol??
Honest thoughts please, really curious honest.
Mike (and Julie) xx

FWIW, I like Nottingham (lot's of pretty girls !) but like everywhere else, it has it's own problems. The reason it has such a bad rep' right now is because the Chief Constable couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery and has started crying for help - the media latched on and bingo - Nottingham is the gun capital of the world.
No it's not ! (Go meet some 'real' Eastenders if you want to see lots of guns)
I'm not from Nottingham, so no favouritism there either.
So, Mike (and Julie), no, it wouldn't put me off any more than any other town in the UK.
smile

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20 Feb 2006

How about the Minstrel Condom - "melts in your mouth not in your hand" ?

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20 Feb 2006

OK, how about this one then ..... ?
If the non-stick stuff in frying pans is so bloody non-stick, how do they stick it to the pan ?
:P

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20 Feb 2006

I have also seen some of this phenomena.
Some 'couples' seem quite keen then disappear.
I ask myself,
1. Did they change their mind ?
2. Were they ever really a genuine couple ?
3. Did I piss them off in some way ?
From experience, the genuine couples will always answer, even if it's something like "Sorry, not what we're looking for". The less genuine never reply.
Additionally though, the whole supply / demand thing plays a part - there was a thread somewhere else that demonstrated someone who received 700 replies to an advert, and the time taken to respond to each, so I guess it's always going to be difficult, especially when there are so many males to choose from (and a fair percentage of which are only idiots who won't go through with it), so I will also say the same - Patience !
T.
confused

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20 Feb 2006

Definition - Slut:
1. 'n' A Dirty untidy woman (slattern, slovenly woman, trollop)
2. 'n' A woman adulterer (adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, strumpet, trollop)
So......... sticking to the male versions of these synonyms, and you get:
Definition - Delslutton:
1. 'n' A dirty untidy man (slovenly man)
2. 'n' An adulterer (fornicator, loose man)
Hmmm..... works for me !
LMAO
Sorry - couldn't resist !
lol

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
Slut is a slang term frequently defined as "a woman who has frequent sexual relationships with different people", so what is the equivalent term for guys? If there isn't one, then that's just total sexual discrimination and I demand one!

I think 'Stud' or 'gigolo' is more commonly used, but in a less derogatory sense.
Maybe as a group of like-minded people, we could define one here ? e.g. 'loose-pole', etc.

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19 Feb 2006

I feel about 75 today - does that count ?
wink

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19 Feb 2006

I think the technical term for this is 'Teledildonics'
Bring it on !

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19 Feb 2006

First Single - The Jam - Eton Rifles (Still sounds good even now)
Fave Album - Pink Floyd - The division Bell
First Album - XXXCensoredXXX - Hahaha (This would get me banned !)

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19 Feb 2006

No - the mk III Cortina on bricks would flatten the nettles :grin:
:therethere:
I thought Liverpool was now the Cultural Capital - so the Cortine would be on books, not bricks ....
wink

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by little gem
Why is it ok to slag off the americans as a nation and race? We wouldn't let a similar comment slide about another continent and I'm starting to find some of the things said rather uncomfortable.
People in glass houses really shouldn't throw stones.

Gem. x

Gem, I think you're right - there are always going to be bad elements in every race nation, and it is unfair to judge an entire group by one or two idiots.
Just look around the UK - I'm sure other people think we're just as bad as a nation, because the extreme views always take centre-stage, and not the majority.
Maybe you should work for the Foreign Office Gem ?
(Do they have a swingers cultural attache ?)
T.

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19 Feb 2006

A friend of mine said to me while I was at his house, "Oh by the way, 'X' has had her breast job done - look, show him". At which point, she whipped open her top and showed me. Then, oh boy asked me to feel them and see if I thought they felt good ....
I was shocked. embarrassed, but hey ! I had to feel them (it would have been rude to refuse !).
They felt just like real ones, but she told me that her nipples were far more responsive (I can verify that too !).
It a shame that's as far as it went, but my two-pennorth - they feel pretty real to me !
T.

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