Quote by briandjue
hi missy its ok as long as we can both slap your bottom lolxxxx
When you do this, can I watch please ?
NB: DON'T Say WHERE you will do the bottom slapping on here though - it'll get edited.
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Quote by JudyTV
Angela, if your out there and you see this post will you please collect all your crap from my flat, we finished over a year and a half ago bitch, so move it.
Jude
Thanks for that one - got my first laugh of the day !
Just when you've had enough, some wit on here will brighten it up.
Thanks Judy.
Quote by winchwench
Why?? Are you saying my bum looks big in this then ???? :taz: :fuckinghell::sparring:
Are ya? Hmmm? Wanna fight? :boxing:
Oh sh!t !
I had to scroll back to the original post (as I had just picked up on the general chat), and err.... no....erm, I didn't mean that ! What I meant was that it's one of those questions isn't it ? There is no right answer.
If it helps, in my limited experience, those with a little more curvaceous figure are a damn sight more fun to be with usually (I can think of a few exceptions), so what the heck ?
It's a bit like a preference between blonde, brunette and redhead - doesn't matter as long as you like the person.
Does it ?
(Incindentally, yer bum looks positively lovely !)
Boots are good, and knee-high boots with stockings have a certain somethign about them which cannot be denied (a 'naughty' signal ?), however, stilletto shoes on bare legs take some beating (no not that kind ! :shock: ), and I have to confess are my favourite. Best are if they are high, and cause that little gap between the shoe and the foot.
Oh dear, this is starting to sound like a fetish .......
Oh dear, this is starting to sound like a fetish .......
Quote by PoloLady
Women are slags.....Men are studs!!........this attitude fucking pisses me off!!
At the end of the day women are the one's controlling things its up to them wether they meet a guy and want sex, their word is final.I guess guys don't like that and feel threatend by it....so they label liberal girls as slags!!....when they are nothing more than puppets on strings themselves!!
I suppose the label thing does work both ways though.
If a guy instantly labels me a slag/slut/tart/slapper because I happen to enjoy sex, I think I am equally guilty of labelling him a....
moronic, narrow-minded, immature, pathetic c**t!
Spot on !
It's not the words you use, it's the way you use them and what you are trying to do with them that causes the problem. Society has spent generations making sure women were not empowered, and the language developed to support this way of thinking.
Now that things have changed, language will have to adapt too - we should start here.
I had to vote both
There is no one answer.
I know most guys will answer 'rounded' - you get the diplomacy vote for that answer (WW, you could have asked 'Does my bum look big in this ?'), however why do most ad's use models without the 'curves' ?
So, no fence-sitting, I like slimmer women to look at - this is an important distinction !
But....curvy women are MUCH more fun, down to earth, sexy, genuine.
Am I contradicting myself here ? Probably !
I'll just shut up.
(both, either, any - that's my answer)
There is no one answer.
I know most guys will answer 'rounded' - you get the diplomacy vote for that answer (WW, you could have asked 'Does my bum look big in this ?'), however why do most ad's use models without the 'curves' ?
So, no fence-sitting, I like slimmer women to look at - this is an important distinction !
But....curvy women are MUCH more fun, down to earth, sexy, genuine.
Am I contradicting myself here ? Probably !
I'll just shut up.
(both, either, any - that's my answer)
I've been out in very, very cold weather (-4) - don't ask why, I thought it would be a good idea, so I went.
And I met the most amazing couple, and it was great too, even better, all the idiots weren't there (I guess they thoought no-one would brave the elements).
Thanks to the couple, it was a great evening (if a bit chilly), and the lady must be made of tougher stuff than me, because she was outside too, in a very short skirt and stockings.
I think it added to the thrill (well for me anyway).
But as you say, Spring is coming, better 'leaf' cover, and MORE PEOPLE ! Yippee.
And I met the most amazing couple, and it was great too, even better, all the idiots weren't there (I guess they thoought no-one would brave the elements).
Thanks to the couple, it was a great evening (if a bit chilly), and the lady must be made of tougher stuff than me, because she was outside too, in a very short skirt and stockings.
I think it added to the thrill (well for me anyway).
But as you say, Spring is coming, better 'leaf' cover, and MORE PEOPLE ! Yippee.
It's pretty crap if they truly intend to carry this out though.
What offence was committed, and by who ? How will they prove it ?
If I were to receive a 'visit' from the police, the first question I would ask them is "Why"
Unless a crime has been reported, there should be no visits. Anything else could (and should ?) be construed as harrassment. It is a bullying tactic to scare people away because someone has moaned - more often than not it's the boy-racers that kill the places off, not couples / doggers.
Should be quite funny if the complainant goes up there to check if all 'those nasty perverts' have gone and gets their bloody reg' recorded - they should get a bloody visit too.
I feel very strongly about this because two of hte best areas in the Midlands got screwed for almost the same reason - now no-one will go near them for fear of persecution, either by the police, the press, or the bloody idiots and Corsa brigade who heard about it in the press (they can't read).
Rant over !
Get together and agree somewhere new (only with those you trust implicitly) and leave 'em to it.
What offence was committed, and by who ? How will they prove it ?
If I were to receive a 'visit' from the police, the first question I would ask them is "Why"
Unless a crime has been reported, there should be no visits. Anything else could (and should ?) be construed as harrassment. It is a bullying tactic to scare people away because someone has moaned - more often than not it's the boy-racers that kill the places off, not couples / doggers.
Should be quite funny if the complainant goes up there to check if all 'those nasty perverts' have gone and gets their bloody reg' recorded - they should get a bloody visit too.
I feel very strongly about this because two of hte best areas in the Midlands got screwed for almost the same reason - now no-one will go near them for fear of persecution, either by the police, the press, or the bloody idiots and Corsa brigade who heard about it in the press (they can't read).
Rant over !
Get together and agree somewhere new (only with those you trust implicitly) and leave 'em to it.
Anyone know of any good mechanics!??? 
Quote by Missy
This goes from bad to worse
disappeared :undecided:
I don't know where the bluddy ell I was looking
Women + Maps = disaster !
BTW, 'blighter' ?
I didn't know people still used words like that - I guess you were being civil.
I won't take the p*ss anymore, coz we all have faults (I have a personal list of many hundreds)
Quote by PoloLady
9 - It's the Mods fault ( yeah yeah, they are the creators of the universe so must be held accountable for everything!
I have suspected this for some time .........
However I don't believe the Rockers were blameless either (check Quadrophenia if you don't believe me)
:P
A tale .....
There is a dogging site near to me called 'The Nature Trail' (No location - only those that know it will 'know' it).
One evening last summer, there was a car parked up with a couple in it, and clearly going at it 'hammer and tongues'. I had never seen the car before and thought it strange that a 'new' couple would be so daring, although they were in a secluded part, so maybe they were from another area and had heard about this place.
There were no other couples present at the time, but a few single guys milling around, and had spotted the car. I guess their mis-interpretation caused what happenend next .....
Rather than adopting a considerate, approach slowly, let the couple know you're there and wait for acknowledgement / whatever, they charged in (literally walking through brambles and bushes) and proceded to peer through the windows. From where I was sat in my car, I clearly heard the woman scream, followed by coitus interruptus and then a huge bellow.
The guy burst out of the car, and chased these guys across the fields. Luckily they had the sense to clear off at the first scream. He was about 6'6" and built like the proverbial sh*thouse. I'm pretty sure if he had caught them, he would have torn limbs off them all.
Once it was clear that they wanted to live more than he wanted to catch them, he returned to the car, shouted "F@*%ing Perverts" into the trees / fields and wheelspun away into the evening.
So.... maybe they were an innocent couple (not doggers) or maybe they didn't like the approach, but it goes to show that the wrong approach WILL cause trouble for someone.
Incidentally, if it was anyone from this site, I was the guy in the silver MG, who remained sat in his car ! I won't apologise for those guys either - they weren't regulars.
The funny thing is, it was about half an hour before any of them were brave enough to return to their cars....... and I haven't seen them again either.
There is a dogging site near to me called 'The Nature Trail' (No location - only those that know it will 'know' it).
One evening last summer, there was a car parked up with a couple in it, and clearly going at it 'hammer and tongues'. I had never seen the car before and thought it strange that a 'new' couple would be so daring, although they were in a secluded part, so maybe they were from another area and had heard about this place.
There were no other couples present at the time, but a few single guys milling around, and had spotted the car. I guess their mis-interpretation caused what happenend next .....
Rather than adopting a considerate, approach slowly, let the couple know you're there and wait for acknowledgement / whatever, they charged in (literally walking through brambles and bushes) and proceded to peer through the windows. From where I was sat in my car, I clearly heard the woman scream, followed by coitus interruptus and then a huge bellow.
The guy burst out of the car, and chased these guys across the fields. Luckily they had the sense to clear off at the first scream. He was about 6'6" and built like the proverbial sh*thouse. I'm pretty sure if he had caught them, he would have torn limbs off them all.
Once it was clear that they wanted to live more than he wanted to catch them, he returned to the car, shouted "F@*%ing Perverts" into the trees / fields and wheelspun away into the evening.
So.... maybe they were an innocent couple (not doggers) or maybe they didn't like the approach, but it goes to show that the wrong approach WILL cause trouble for someone.
Incidentally, if it was anyone from this site, I was the guy in the silver MG, who remained sat in his car ! I won't apologise for those guys either - they weren't regulars.
The funny thing is, it was about half an hour before any of them were brave enough to return to their cars....... and I haven't seen them again either.
Quote by londoncouple69
Hi guys, has anyone out there in swinging land tried bukkake? my wife thinks it could be quite good fun. we've had threesums and a foursum but we want to try more. what is involved? does she have sex with everyone? sucks their cock or what? And as an aside, does anyone know what it's called if you have more than two women being fucked by one man? Apart from a male dream, lol. cheers :shock:
I think that would be called a threesome!
Technically speaking, no it wouldn't - MORE than two women with one man has to be at least 4 people (unless Warwick or Dambuster is in two minds about it and counts as two people .....) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/72747/20.html
Just drive away - works every time.
I have seen people crowding, shining torches, trying door handles, unbelievable stuff.
Getting out and confronting them will usually work but what if they are slightly crazy ?
It's not worth the risk - driving away removes the whole issue and they get the message real quick.
Admittedly it pisses off the genuine and considerate ones, but quite frankly they aren't the ones who are getting the unwanted attention are they ?
I have seen people crowding, shining torches, trying door handles, unbelievable stuff.
Getting out and confronting them will usually work but what if they are slightly crazy ?
It's not worth the risk - driving away removes the whole issue and they get the message real quick.
Admittedly it pisses off the genuine and considerate ones, but quite frankly they aren't the ones who are getting the unwanted attention are they ?
