I wasn't going to reply to this, but then I remembered something .....
It's illegal because you are depriving your kids the right to an education right ?
(I think that's the line of thinking)
OK, how come our kids have so many days off for 'staff training' then ..... ?
Why can't they do that during the 12 weeks of 'holiday' instead of term time ?
I agree that it's a bit of a crap system (being a parent).
I'll just wait over here to get lynched by any teachers on the site ....... !
It nearly happened to me once, and I did the only thing I could think of at the time ......... run a mile !
I don't know if they would have really gone through with it, but from what I knew of her mother, she probably would have done. I wonder what she's doing now ...... ?
So, to answer your question, it's not a fantasy, but it nearly happened.
Oh my word....... could I change my answer please ?
Boots !
Boots !
Boots !
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Just one word ........... Cardigan !
"No, no, really, just trust me, I've seen this done on TV loads of times .........."
....... whenever anyone mentions that it's a bit quiet in such-and-such area, or somewhere has closed, there usually comes a request for new areas to meet, and then a flood of requests for PM's for the latest area to go
I'm all for keeping dogging alive, but it seems to me that most of the requests and sometimes the 'advice' comes from people who have only ever posted once or twice, and may or may not be who they purport to be.
I would suggest anyone privy to a 'real' dogging site execises caution before telling others where it is unless you know them to be genuine.
I'm only saying this because two more sites have been wrecked in our area as a result of posts on other boards (not SH) naming the location. They have now become meeting centres for the 'Corsa with blue neons' brigade.
You have been warned !
Maybe all the people who don't reply have been kidnapped by aliens ?
They could be using this site to set up meeting with people and then spirit them away to the planet 'zog' where they conduct fiendish sexual experiments on them ?
I'm just writing another ad now !
I know, a blatant mis-use of a topic, but hey ! This is a momentous occasion for me, I'm about to post my 100th - Woohoo !!!!!!!
I have been a member for a couple of years, and never used the forums, then I replied to an ad' on here that happened to belong to one of the 'team' (I didn't know it at the time) and they offered some advice on general stuff.
So here I am, and look what happened, you crazy lot have sucked me into the forum life now as well, and to top it all, I'm enjoying it. I have only met a few of you in person, although I look forward to meeting any and every one of you, and this pre-century post is more of a big thank you to all of you for being genuine, angry, helpful or just plain daft - keep it up.
Thank You
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Why do we have to choose - the answer's staring us all in the face ......
Get the lapdancers to play football !
(Where do I get a season ticket for that then ?)
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Strange, I didn't see emptying instructions for it ........
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1. When you look at an item of clothing in beige and think "That looks good"
2. When you talk about 'Spangles' and Marathon
3. You remember the original version of the cover versions in the charts