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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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I wasn't going to reply to this, but then I remembered something .....
It's illegal because you are depriving your kids the right to an education right ?
(I think that's the line of thinking)
OK, how come our kids have so many days off for 'staff training' then ..... ?
Why can't they do that during the 12 weeks of 'holiday' instead of term time ?
I agree that it's a bit of a crap system (being a parent).
I'll just wait over here to get lynched by any teachers on the site ....... !
I just thought I'd pop in for a 'quick one' on the way past........ hey ! What are all these women doing in here ?
I must've come through the wrong entrance (and that wouldn't be the first time - LOL)
Can someone give me directions ?
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Quote by LREmpire
Hello Everyone!
We are going to club champagne (Sussex) on 25 March. We are looking for couples and single ladies to join us. First timers also welcome to help you overcome your nerves. No need to do anything you don't want, or we can all play together. Entirely up to you. Just want to have fun! Please email us with your profile. Genuine people only.
Tara
R & M

Shouldn't this be in LMU ?
I hear a mod' approaching .........
It nearly happened to me once, and I did the only thing I could think of at the time ......... run a mile !
I don't know if they would have really gone through with it, but from what I knew of her mother, she probably would have done. I wonder what she's doing now ...... ?
So, to answer your question, it's not a fantasy, but it nearly happened.
I'd like to say "Thank You" to Dawn and Ian for yesterdays meeting.
It was good to meet up with a couple of really nice and really genuine people and just chat - no pressure, no expectations, just a bit of social time and a laugh. We even managed some serious conversation too !
So... thanks for taking time out of your day, it really was a pleasure, and I hope to meet you both again sometime (and anyone else from this site too !)
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That's one of the funniest things I've read today (after the Missy goes dogging episode).
No offence intended - I guess you agree though !
lol
"No, no, really, just trust me, I've seen this done on TV loads of times .........."
....... whenever anyone mentions that it's a bit quiet in such-and-such area, or somewhere has closed, there usually comes a request for new areas to meet, and then a flood of requests for PM's for the latest area to go
I'm all for keeping dogging alive, but it seems to me that most of the requests and sometimes the 'advice' comes from people who have only ever posted once or twice, and may or may not be who they purport to be.
I would suggest anyone privy to a 'real' dogging site execises caution before telling others where it is unless you know them to be genuine.
I'm only saying this because two more sites have been wrecked in our area as a result of posts on other boards (not SH) naming the location. They have now become meeting centres for the 'Corsa with blue neons' brigade.
You have been warned !
Maybe all the people who don't reply have been kidnapped by aliens ?
They could be using this site to set up meeting with people and then spirit them away to the planet 'zog' where they conduct fiendish sexual experiments on them ?
I'm just writing another ad now !
Quote by Charlie_b
The Police are the guardians of society.

Errrr......... No, they're not.
They are far from it.
The police are supposed to be in existence to ensure that statutes are observed.
Unfortunately, most police forces become politicised, as the whole 'law and order' thing has tremendous political value if you can say you have improved the situation you inherited.
How does this translate into action ?
You are a political party, and you need to make a big impact on something that you can measure and report via the office of national statistics (or other body). Pick on the easiest targets - low hanging fruit is always the first option.
This means motorists, doggers, in fact anyone else who doesn't make a habit of trying not to get caught.
And does it really benefit society ?
No again.
Does this subject wind me up ?
Oh yes.
I used to be a police officer, and I know what the real problems are, and I also know what is always sent down as 'the latest drive to reduce crime' from headquarters. Yeah right.
This is probably a fairly negative view, but as a genuine dogger and an ex police officer, I think I'm suitably qualified to have a view on this subject !
Incidentally, WRATS was right, Cannock Chase has a few 'spots' and these are seldom the areas that are strewn with condoms etc. The local boy-racer brigade are the biggest culprits, and they truly f@ck up areas that they shouldn't.
Anyway, moan over.
I've stiull got my handcuffs if anyone wants to play .......... :twisted:
Quote by stuartrossy1
Contruary to polpular belief there are some of us guys who are genuine and are honest guys who just like some fun in a consenting way with like minded individuals And therefore get really annoyed by these idiots!! I think 2 of us have just spoken up thats all!!

Make that 3 !
You're right, being a single guy is hard enough without hundreds of idiots ruining it still further. What I would say is that there are less and less idiots at the spots around here as the locals know who's genuine and who's new / potentially unwanted, and move areas so only those 'in the know' will be there.
Neverless, it's a sad fact that there will always be a stupid element, and hope that those that know the few of us who really are considerate, etc. etc. continue to do what they do.
Quote by Vicky_uk
yw babe
now answer this and there ya go 100 Posts
Well done Babes
hope to see more of you on the forum
Vicky xxx

Thanks Vicky kiss ......... that's it !
100 posts
I know, a blatant mis-use of a topic, but hey ! This is a momentous occasion for me, I'm about to post my 100th - Woohoo !!!!!!!
I have been a member for a couple of years, and never used the forums, then I replied to an ad' on here that happened to belong to one of the 'team' (I didn't know it at the time) and they offered some advice on general stuff.
So here I am, and look what happened, you crazy lot have sucked me into the forum life now as well, and to top it all, I'm enjoying it. I have only met a few of you in person, although I look forward to meeting any and every one of you, and this pre-century post is more of a big thank you to all of you for being genuine, angry, helpful or just plain daft - keep it up.
Thank You
:thrilled:
Quote by hisandhers
Just let the guys watch the footie while we lapdance in front of the tv lol

OK, I'm sold on that idea, do you want to pop round for the next match ?
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Quote by dirtydoggers
often the brief illumination that you describe is a good idea, it shows that you are alone..some guys prefer to stand next to their each to their own...you'll never work us couples out sam, we can be temperamental fuckers sometimes lol wink

I've got to agree with this. There are many variations on the whole signalling thing, but most now seem not to bother. The genuine doggers know why they are there, and don't tend to use any signals much any more (well.... in the Midlands that seems to be the case, I might be wrong about other areas).
To echo what a few others said, it's nice to read another post from a genuine and considerate dogger, rather than a moan from someone who expects to drive up, meet Claudia Schiffer, shag her and drive off (I still haven't worked out what's wrong with these people - who made their expectations what they are ?).
It is an incredible feeling when you meet others and something happens, and the true anonymity of the meeting really adds something indescribable to the experience.
Well done, good luck and happy hunting.
Quote by venus_cpl
What type of Web Cam "action" is most appreciated by viewers?
On the occasions that we log on as viewers rather than participants it's quite noticeable how many couples or girls will chat for hours without any interaction between the couple, or the girls revealing any of their female charms; this makes us think that our "quickies" are maybe an anachronism.
Would appreciate some feedback.
Paul & Jane xx

I think a few have really said as much as needs to be said - whatever you are comfortable with and want to do. That's it.
It's your web-cam, it's your life, it's your choice.
If others find that it is not something that they want to be watching, that's their choice too.
If you both like what you do, then that's every reason not to change. Do what you enjoy !
Abandon hope all ye who enter here !
There are some great people around, and a few nutters (the names have been changed to protect the innocent).
Just have fun and ask for help if you need it - someone will either give you the answer you need, or give you a witty reply at least wink
Regards,
Tony
I reckon you're gonna get killed for that !
I heading in the general direction of 'away'
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Why do we have to choose - the answer's staring us all in the face ......
Get the lapdancers to play football !
(Where do I get a season ticket for that then ?)
:thumbup:
Stickies and stonies will break my bonies,
But threads will never hurt me .......
rolleyes
Ooooohh yeah !
I'm just booking my ticket - if I never post again, you know why !

lol lol :notes:
Quote by bingbat
any one who remembers mavis from coronation street will understand were im coming from

At least Mavis 'got her man' .......
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